Beef Jerky Momma
Guys like good-looking girls; Girls like guys.  Guys pressure girls to look pretty; girls succumb to this pressure.  Does this make sense to you?  Neither does it to us.
She's 19, going on fifty
peanutbutter brown like a jar of jiffy
smokes like a dragon
her tan's outstanding
piles up the guys like a station wagon
None the less she's out there tanning
None the less she's out there planning
None the less she's out there baking it
None the less she's out there faking it

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She's gonna be, a Beef-jerky momma
She's gonna be....
(Repeat)

She's 29, going on sixty
Life wasn't blessed by an overgrown pixie
She lives in a trailer
Zachary Taylor*
Got 3 different kids by 4 different saliors
None the less she's out there tanning
None the less she's out there planning
None the less she's out there baking it
None the less she's out there faking it

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Chorus x1
Written and Performed by Michelle Tanner
Copyright 2001-2002
*i needed a word that rhymed-- matty K
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