helping the kids with a lemonade stand,
cooking up meals like Betty Crocker
hurry out the door just in time for soccer
Can't stop there, Can't be idle
Jenny's got her first dance recital
She's got a family on her focus
reads the kids stories about guys eatin' loctus
Lives in a two story house in a nice neighborhood
got a high paid husband who treats her good
she wants to be the best wife, wants to be the bomb
custom license plates read "soccer mom"
Too focused on the future to live in the now
wants a fairy tale life without knowing how
figures the ends will bring about the means
will know her man by the size of his jeans
So future soccer moms of Nappanee
i got one question, "Why do you hate me?"
(repeat periodically, Why do you hate me?)
Written and Performed by Michelle Tanner
Copyright 2001-2002