gonna tell you about how things went wrong
between me, and this girl
a story so sick it'll make you want to hurl
chillin', out on a date
treated her the best, never second rate
dinner, and a movie
i took her back to her home, everything was groovy
took her home, to her place
i tried to hold her hand, but got smacked in the face
i said, "hey, what's up with that"
she said, "it's best if we stop seeing each other matt"
i said, "why, another guy?"
"infact there is, but that's none of your 'biz"
as i started to leave, i had an epiphany
JOSHUA HARRIS STOLE MY GIRL FROM ME
Chorus:
Joshua Harris stole my girlfriend
woah-oh-oh (woah-oh-oh)
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OK, now that it's out
gonna take it for the team and try not to pout
but i mean, here's this guy
who wrote about how he kissed dating goodbye
but now, it seems
it was all part of his master scheme
on how, to get a chica
he couldn't get one, so he had to trick'ya
into believing that dating is bad
but now it seems we've all been had
by Harris, and his foolery
better believe ya'll and take it from me
that this guy is up to no good
better watch your mom when he's in the neighborhood
now it seems, we've had an epiphany
JOSHUA HARRIS STOLE MY GIRL FROM ME
Chorus x4
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