| CANADIANS : WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT SMELLY EXTERIOR A Documentary |
| Good Evening Americans, I'm Leonard Nimoy I know you have all muchly anticipated my documentary about this strange group of Butt Lickers, roughly known as, Canadians. After much analysis, I've constructed a graph. |
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| As you can see, Rabid Moose rates have drastically decreased, as opposed to eleventy billion Canadians, most of which are wannabe Quebecois living in Ottawa. A key trait I've noticed in all of the Canadians is, they have this strange odor...much like moldy cheese packets that have been poked and re-poked. The question of the future is, what are we going to do about these Canadians?? Is it safe for our children to go outside with these creatures running amuck on the streets?? The world may never know...but Uruguay might....I'm Leonard Nimoy, goodnight. |