What do you think?

 

It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts.  Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

 

Candidate A:

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.  He’s had two mistresses.  He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

 

Candidate B:

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

 

Candidate C:

He is a decorated war hero.  He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn’t had any extramarital affairs.

 

Which of these candidates would you choose?