Subject: killington addendum: s'mores, my ass, betty's "orientation"

forgot to mention making s'mores over the grill.  yummy.

and i also forgot this conversation, which took place during the bbq:

mark: (bringing me birthday cake--it was yvonne's birthday) have some
cake, michele.  don't forget you're eating for two!

michele: (eyes widen in horror) (thinking to myself: ohmygod now 
everyone thinks i'm pregnant.)

random person i don't know very well: what does that mean?

michele: he's talking about my ass.

mira: wow, tough crowd.                    

brad: hey, now, we're all very proud of michele's ass.

later that week, mark sent me an e-mail.  subject: for your butt.  in 
the body of the e-mail was a url for a liposuction site.

finally, many people have asked me questions about betty's sexual
orientation.  now of course i can't admit to ever having caught her doing
anything, but she does seem to spend a lot of time with timmy.  and she
makes all the boys who take her out for a ride quite happy.  (except
tom.)  being light and fast and beautiful doesn't mean she can't
be straight, despite sean's opinion to the contrary... that being said, i 
have had a couple of conversations with her about how we don't need
boys. =)  (don't tell her i was lying.)