2. Rod Stewart
3. Chris De Burgh
4. Boyfriends who think monogamy is optional
5. Barmaids who serve you watery pints that don't even fill the glass and use the pithy excuse of "it's froth"
7. Seven-year old Papa Roach/Linkin Park fans
8. Papa Roach/ Linkin park fans in general
9. "Manics fans" (NB: not Manics fans as in people who actually like the manics but people who wear glitter and feather boas and want to shag real manics fans)
10. People that call nicky wire a gobshite and call fred durst a genius
11. People that call Morrissey a bigot and call eminem a genius
12. People who believe individuality is 'sad'.
13. Women who chose to giggle and act like housewives around their boyfriends.
14. Sally Webster from Corrie.
15. Gail Platt from Corrie.
16. The entire cast of corrie, excluding David Platt who is the coolest child actor in existance due to being able to perfectly impersonate a senile geography teacher when he's only seven.
17.Todmorden (sorry to any of my mates who live there, but baaaahd memories)
18. David Essex
19. Art Garfunkel
20. The Carpenters
21. The Bee Gees
22. "The Lady in Red"
23. People who think Modern Art is talentless crap.
26. Eminem, in general
27. The Offspring. ALL THEIR SONGS ARE THE SAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!
28. Blur's 'difficult' period in which they tried to become pavement and just looked silly.
29. English Anthologies.
31. Science. In general.
32. People who idolise John Lennon when really he was just a bit of a loony.
33. Paul McCartney. Just because.
34. The term 'grave robber'
35. Men with short hair
36. Homophobes
37. The music press, most of the time
38. Coldplay.
39. Blink 182. Childiiiiish!!!
40. Myself. And my relfection.
41. People who hate themselves and their reflection.
42. Kerrang
43. Twockers.
44. Stereotypical Moshers.
45. People who class the manics as 'boring' or 'mopey'
46. People who class the manics as 'shite'
47. Maneaters.
48. Monkeys, as in males at my school
49. Thom Yorke.
50. Giraffes.