| "you saying his wife's a pig? you stupid bitch!" and other amusingly childish utterances in..... |
| Anderson vs Durst |
| Michi and Caz's ongoing war of musical differences |
| Parents! Does your child study French at GCSE level? Does your child study it at Crossley Heath School? Are you under the impression they work in this lesson? Well, as hard as this may be to understand, you were sadly wrong, as this completely trite,trivial, petty war of musical differences, ongoing in French lessons since September 1999, can prove. One Tuesday morning, all is well and the class are learning verb tables. Then, between the split of half a metre between shoddy tables, yours truly suggests that Fred Durst might just be a fat nancy who can't sing. Caroline Ingham, her best mate and a Limp Bizkit fan, strikes back........... |
| Caz: Gen!!! stop taking the piss out of fred durst! it's mean! wait...are you taking revenge because brett anderson is neither cool nor funny, nor in posession of a life? Michi:Yes, that's exactly why. He IS cool, my dear, and funny. and yes, i AM taking the piss out of durst. What you gonna do about it? Caz: Make fun of brett some more? Funny? Hmm, i suppose, to laugh at.Cool? A man in leather trousers, cool? In what way is this man cool? Have the dictionary reefined cool and not told me? Michi: I think you'll find that leather trousers rock. and anyway, fred durst's nothing but a monkey that jumps around holding his todger that'll grow old to look like a spitting image of....FRANK BUTCHER!! Caz: And brett, my dear, shall become a skeleton. Not that he's not already a zombie. and so what if fred likes to hold his cock now and then? at least his voice isn't f**ked up and an octave to high. Michi: OCTAVE TOO HIGH MY ARSE! at least he can sing, and his lyrics aren't self-centred wank about how awful his life is. zombie you say? better that than an orange-skinned potato-headed old naked cockney in a revolving bow tie. Caz: erm, yes....of course he can sing. if you can call that singing. and at least fred puts it across in an interesting fashion and doesn't write songs about pies... (outraged and slightly confused as to where the pies came from, mich expresses her rage through drawing) |
| (miffed to say the least, caroline's backlash begins.....) |
| (c) caroline ingham 2001 |
| (laughing like a crazed hyena, and determined to beat caroline in this war of heores, mich attacks the man nearest her friend's heart. this time it's war....) |
| (c) michi black 2001 |
| (caroline is not amused) Caz: OK. So now you're picking on my darling Eminem. For a start, are you implying that he goes for mingers? just because Brett's never gone for a sheep or cow...oh wait, Justine Frischmann. Amother thing, replace the grass with "weed" or "crack". also, on pigs....are you saying his wife's a pig??? You silly bitch!!! Eminem is ACE and you know it! look, i know you have a problem with SUCCESFUL musicians..... Michi: Caz, may i remind you that Damon Albarn's also had a piece of her..... Caz: Everyone's allowed one mistake. |
| (c) michi black 2001, Bob drawn by Liz Bates ESQ |
