| my beautiful friends......... |
| (or, erm, something to that effect......) The people that have seen me puke, cry and sing karaoke (guess which is the most painful)- my mates. I kind of stole this idea from sam....*ahem*...... |
| Where to start now? SCOTT also known as Walter (to his friends) Joel (to Rach) Joseph (on his soddin' birth certificate) and various other sickening girlfriendy names you don't need to know about. Due to some theory that your lover is your best friend (blatant lie seen as i've never had a romantic attatchment to Widget) i've put young Scott first on the page. We met in the poo bar and became aquanted with the great line of "Vanilla radioooo....whooo-oooah! got a girlfriend?". we share addictions to star trek ("look! nerd editing!") and soundgarden, and suffer a great deal of same-brain disorders in which i can tell when he needs a cigarette better than he can. JOHN also known as Fagburn, BRJ. My partner in crime. A total and complete lightweight and even more of a sucker for any man in makeup than i am, but a sweetie all the same who i'd protect with my handbag if not my life. SAL also known as Williams, Wench, Guillame. Fellow sufferer of Breda's lessons (two years, how the HELL did we come out alive?) and co-creator of "silly whore". One, like me, of a minority silly enough to risk their sanity big time by going into primary teaching. RACHAEL also known as Prof (and various other panto names), France. Everyone's favourite rocky horror-obsessed antichrist-anarchist-royalist. An absolute darling all told, even if she does cheat at scattergories quite obscenely, and rarely make an ounce of sense. As John recently put it, "Rachael could not be boring if she sat all by herself in a big drak room tied to her chair by both her legs and her arms". CAROLINE also known as Vince, Ingage, Bitch, Stalin, Spawn of Satan...etc, etc.... Just this random hanger-on......only joking ingage you know i love you really. LIZ also known as Betty Bates and variations of. Has been my friend for several years and with me survived the Lizzie Shire phase. Joined me at my first ever live concert. No, I'm not telling you who it was! I have a reputation you know! AMY also known as AMMYFOO You're not fooling anyone Foo I know you used to be mousy and it'll never be forgotten. Unless you kill me of course. Uh oh.... PI also known as....uh......Pi..... "Hey John, Matrix moment...." etc. You all know the story, you all saw the blood.... CLAIRE who has no discernable nickname........yet..... Probably the mate i've had for the longest at Crossley's, because, let's face it, I didn't stay mates with Mallard did I? Claire is a sweetheart who agrees with my "shoe theory" (a story for another day) and all told a total genius and a half.....despite the fact that she's a fucking lazy bastard. honestly, breda....NUFF gullible.... STUART also known as, erm, Stu, but it sounds too culinary for my liking Fellow geek. Fully responsible for the fact that I now laugh at the word "end". Will, in fact, laugh at anything that could refer to the male genetalia (or female genetalia at a pinch) which will make it impossible to marry alex because a)he will laugh at "speak now or forever hold your peace" and b) so will alex, the dirty bitch :) Oh and by the way................Garret.............WANG! GEOFF also know as Geoff the Chef and of course Martin, seen as that's his name. Danger danger! Nine types of sausage!! Love you dearly boyo you're the dictionary definition of ace. MOWGLI also known as James (to his mum) Super uber geek. Life ambition (being Jack White?) will never be achieved due to major setbacks in terms of appearnance (bieng ian brown? being a gypsy? being a dirty mexican?) One of the only ex-boyfriends of mine that I talk to, apart from Ben (we'll get onto him, all in good time). CHARLIE also known as "Charlie Boy" The soul inventor of pantless o'clock. Also the only fucker to actually have minimal enough dignity to do it. PAUL also known as Smokey McPot, referred to by serious insults linked to his blatant Jewish heritage. The creator of all ringtones through masturbation: fact. You're an inspiration to us all you dirty stoner :) BEN (H) also known as (hahahahaha Heiffer wouldn't YOU like to know what i call you behind your back?) Double-ex, with whom I share infrequent love-hate relationship (we love hating each other, infrequently). Owner of the great stable that doesn't remain untrashed for over forty seconds. Slightly my hero for being the only person i've heard of that's ever stood up to Sarah Palka. But don't let it go to your head boyo you're still a dirty minimosher. SAM also known as Samuel or flirty sam. My absolute and utter baby. Altogether now....getcha hands offa-mah lesbian mother fuuuuuuckah! TOM also know as Janis, Jesus, Lennon, Ratboy etc etc far too many to mention. Fellow vedge and sometime adopted brother (sometime usually being friday night, zoo-bar-o'clock). Past differences aside i love ya to pieces ratboy. Fancy a pint? BEN (J-D) also known as DJ Neb, Ben Mo-Fo Of all the things i got for my eighteenth i don't think i appreciated anything quite as much as that rap you and tom wrote for me. You silly bastard. Keep up the good work dickeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaad. LAUREN also known as Fred We've fallen out more times than Keith Richards has gone into rehab, but whateverski, I love you ya big dirty beret-wearing punk type. However....Say what you like boyo ska will never be better than sex. COX also know as "The" Cox Same goes for you. Eeee, kids these days, all pink trousers and skanking. Back in my day closest we got to skanking were hoppin' over shards of glass on t'way to t'factory. JOE also known as Bitski, Little Kid Bullshit (affectionately), Smiley People can say what they like boyo I like you. Your anally-orientated stories disturb me but amuse me and you have impeccable taste in music and icons for someone your age. Big up the Todmorden Crew! Worrrrrd! Sorry if I missed anybody this bit's till drastically under construction.....just like the rest of the site.....bleeeeeugh!!! ....etc. |