| say what you want, but it won't break my heart. as it's whole-hearted bollocks. |
| the MAN TRANSLATOR........... KEY: WHAT HE SAID WHAT THIS MEANS IN ENGLISH |
| 1. John Lennon, what a genius. You actually already know that John lennon is a genius, but i thought i'd patronise you so i can kid myself that i'm more intelligent than you. 2. No man with any taste would buy a Hole album Courtney Love is out of my league. 3. This is PROPER music. This is whiny, self-indulgent cowdung geeetaw music that's been done a million times over. I listen to it because I'm a man, and that's all I can cope with, as anything you listen to is of too high a frequency for my brain and the lyrics are too complexed for me (note: Michi aplologises ten times over for savoir faire and would like to point out that any remark she makes about Brett Anderson's intelligent lyrics does not apply to this song. but come on........ ANYTHING on kid a?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ice age cuuuuuurmin ice age cuuuuuuuuurmin?!?!?!??!?!?! christ). 4. Nicky wire is a pretentious twat Nicky wire is a genius, on top of being far more talented, intelligent and attractive than me, and i really wish i was him. And i like the manics. A lot. 5. I have a Manics album, yeah, but I got dared to buy them. And I've grown out of them now. I have two manics albums. I saved up all my cash to buy them when they came out, and i listen to them ALL THE TIME on the sly because, if i'm honest, i'm really really REALLY bored of my radiohead albums and wish i'd never bought them just to impress my mates. 6. But Morrissey was a minger and wore frilly shirts!! Morrissey was a minger and wore frilly shirts and he STILL got on top of the pops. bastard. 7. Woah, man! Grandmaster flash, genius! I am trying to be ironic. it is not working. |