The Official Gangsta Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about gangstas, REAL GANGSTAS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Percival and I can't stop thinking about gangstas .  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Gangstas are mammals.

2.    Gangstas shoot ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the gangsta is to flip out and kill people.

Weapons and gear:

                Gangsta Shotgun                           Gangsta T-shaped gun    

Gangsta Outfit

Testimonial:

Gangstas can kill anyone they want!  Gangstas shoot off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this gangsta who was eating at McDonald's.  And when some fool dropped a fry the gangsta killed the whole town.  My friend Mark said that he saw a gangsta totally split some kid's wig just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that gangstas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will peel your fucking cap!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Gangstas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Gangstas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start smoking pot next year.  I love gangstas with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about gangstas?

A: Gangstas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they wear expensive jewelry, but on the other hand, gangstas live in the ghetto.

Q: I heard that gangstas are always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, gangstas can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What do gangstas do when they're not peeling caps or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent slanging dope, but sometime they shank.  (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.

He's a lot older than me and mostly black,

which is bragable.

Link to me, by cutting and pasting the link box!

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