Here are some quotes from "Strange Days at Blake Holsey High", said by the very cool Lucas Randall.
"Hey, everyone knows you're the law Durstybaby"
"But I don't want an invisible friend! People will think I'm crazy...er"
"Maybe they're alien beings and we have to save them! Just ignore me..."
"if you can't do the time don't do the crime"
"maybe they're not sponges maybe they're alien life forms and we're meant to save them... just ignore me."
"You're right! There could be a way more sinister explanation. Did you know that in '93 the CIA..."
"Listen... slick..."
"Right. Me Lucas, Him Marshall, You Weird." - to Josie clone in Culture
Lucas: "Give it here watch the pro this game takes patience and just the right... ARGH."
Marshall:"How about skill?"
"Maybe you'll turn into platinum? They'll have to let you in if you go platinum." (To Marshall in Chemistry)
"It doesn't take into consideration that my game needs help to begin with. (Swings at the ball and misses). I'm taking up ping pong."
-Lucas (Robot)
"I'm not avoiding her, just trying not to run into her."
"We grew a Josie from a petrie dish? Does this mean we all get an A?"
30-Something Lucas: "I'm Luc -- Mr. Lucamoupolis."
*makes groovy pose* "it's math time!"
Marshall: "HAH! I knew it!"
Lucas: "Oh yeah, Mr. I sleep with a night light?"
Marshall: "It's a reading lamp!"
Lucas: "Or your first pair of Big boy underwear! [Pauses. Off everyone's looks] Like it wasn't big to you guys."
"I believe you mean, fellow time traveling, what's he up to probably no good student."
"...and you dressed up like a girl and won the camp beauty contest." - Lucas to Marshal
"If I can't fix these I'll have to -- I-I can't say it." -- Marshall to Lucas.
"Refund people their money?" -- Lucas to Marshall
"Don't ever use the R word in front of me." -- Marshall to Lucas.
"And you may wonder why I'm telling you this" -Professor Z to the class
"Because they pay you"-Lucas to Professor Z
"Good to see you back on the ground, and, ah, wearing pants again." - Lucas to Stew.
"I gotta play football. Sweet!" - Lucas, in Vaughn's body.
"I've got to tell you. It wasn't as good being you as I thought it would be." - Lucas to Vaughn.
"And it wasn't as bad being you as I thought it would be." - Vaughn to Lucas
"Nice voice Marshall. What did you do to yourself?" - Lucas to Marshall.
"So, basically, we made idiot of ourselves for nothing." - Lucas to Josie and Corrine
"I'm sorry, you lost me at firefly's backside." - Lucas to Professor Z.
"Thanks a lot captain, Thanks to you I'm glowing like a firefly's rearend"-Lucas to Corrine
"I dedicate the following display of chess domination to Josie Trent." - Lucas to himself.
"My brain is a universe unto itself." - Lucas to himself.
"Ah, the anti-orthidox variation..." -- Lucas to himself or Lefler
"I don't know the meaning of the world failure"
"We could try counting sheep again" (waggles toy sheep)
"That's right float away, on pillowy clouds of sleep"
Josie: "I don't understand you sometimes"
Lucas: "That's kind of our story isn't it?"
"If he's in- I'm out"
"I know what i said, but we've got bigger problems"
"When it comes to collecting data, you can never have too much"
"I'm telling you, something weird is going on"
"I'm not back. I just thought you guys should know about Tyler"