Chow Mein And Bowling

Intro: C-B7-Gm-A7-Dm-Fm-G6

C             B7
Chow mein and bowling
Gm               A7
Twinkies and champagne
Dm          Fm
Moon over McDonald's
C          Caud     C6-C7
Frozen pizza in the rain
Dm-Fm-G6
In the rain

C              B7
Dancing in the dump truck
Gm              A7
Dining with the dog
Dm              Fm
Laughing in the bathtub
       C-Caud      C6-C7
With a ducky and a frog
F              B7
Stake me to an anthill
Am              Fm
Shoot me to the moon
        C           Caug
Without you I am no one
       C6             C7
Like a burger with no bun
       F              Fm
Like a burger with no bun
           C-to INTRO
I can't go on

On the spot we first met
Flowers grow today
Where's that little toxic waste dump
Where two children used to play
Used to play
Meat and diet cola
Duck a la butane
Refried beans and rare wines
Like they give you on a plane
Oh, take away my game shows
Make me watch the news
Without you I am no one
Like a gumball with no gum
Like a slumlord with no slum

           C               E7
I can't go on (he can't go on)
           Am              C7
I can't go on (he can't go on)
           F       D
I can't go on (and on)
           G               E7
I can't go on (he can't go on)
                  Ab              F7
I really can't go on (he can't go on)
           Bbm-F#-G-E7-fade out
I can't go on (on)

written by Bill Martin