Reasons Why I Ain't Mad

  1. My computer is broken
  2. Check is wrong.
  3. I am in the hospital
  4. My lung is broke
  5. Losing money being in the hospital
  6. Sick of school
  7. Ants on my cookies
  8. The new nurse stabbed me
  9. DVD drive is broken
  10. Doctor is not here
  11. When doctor is here he doesn't stay for more than five minutes
  12. Doctor doesn't tell anybody he is leaving for six days
  13. Could have had a smaller tube
  14. Blisters
  15. Blister popped at 2:45 in the morning while I was sleeping good for once
  16. People Dumb (This is one of my personal favorites)
  17. Never get to sleep
  18. Lookin like Wolf Man Jack
  19. Babbling brook
  20. Silk Tape (causes blisters)
  21. Nobody tells you anything
  22. TV remote
  23. Everyone telling me it is cold
  24. Lima beans and big ol peas
  25. The one slice of orange or pineapple on my plate
  26. Clasp on laptop is broken
  27. Mom telling me I don't need morphine
  28. 15 TV channels with nothing on them
  29. Dr. Scholl's gellin commercials
  30. Alarm broke
  31. Air conditioner broke
  32. That I was stabbed twice by the new nurse
  33. That the doctor doesn't even stay for half a minute now
  34. That people don't need Radiology on Saturdays
  35. That morning scheduled procedures are done in the afternoon
  36. That the doctor finds it amusing that sleeping medicine doesn't work
  37. That pool party hours aren't fair just because it is a high wage
  38. That I am always awake when things are being jammed into my body
  39. That the cafeteria doesn't let people wit the unlimited meal plan get a to-go tray, even though we pay the most money.
  40. That I always have a problem registerring for my classes such as BOSS not working or my advisor not releasing me when he said he would.
  41. That Massah Leenee still hasn't sent my extra money to me yet.
  42. That my advisor is dumb
  43. The number of tampon commercials on tv these days is rediculous.
  44. That you can be incorrect on an opinionated assignment in English class
  45. That eye lashes supposed to protect your eyes from debris but they are always in my eye. Eye lashes hurt more than the debris.
  46. That people vomitted in my clean ass truck. (Not gonna mention any names)
  47. That people drink till they pass out. (Once again no names or name. You know who you are.)
  48. That Randy don't tell me no bedtime stories but tell me to go to bed like he my momma
  49. That paper machines are hot as sin.

**Reasons 2 through 39 are from when I was in the hospital**

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