James: Its kinda funny looking back at some of these tapes now. I mean i never thought i was going to be coming back to HFW to some serious competition and not to some half assed parade of jackasses trying to turn everything into a shoot. Well not really a parade more like one of those freaks you see at the circus where two bodies are formed as one as result of a birth defect and im really starting to wonder if thats the case with Scott and Andru. In the history of the HFW Scott and Andru have been the only two men who seem to kiss each others asses more than any other team in the HFW so unless they're brothers or gay i just dont see any other answer to it. I mean sure Scott has his wife and kids or whatever but nowadys you dont see that stopping it and after seeing that latest hissy fit Scott threw i wouldnt be too surprised to see him recruit the queers to come into HFW for some kind of fucked up makeover. I mean i really wanted to come back to HFW now that i've got more than enough time on my hands to make an actual return to some sort of competition instead of having to listen to the same bullshit that made so many leave the HFW.
Before Jose snapped and the takeover had taken place the HFW wasnt ran according to what two loud mouthed jag offs like Andru Mace and Scott Frost thought about it. Before DSW needed a place to hide from their shame the HFW gave hardcore wrestling a name and a face that was not only better than DSW but with better WRESTLERS than DSW. Talking shit is one thing but understanding how to play the game and blending with the times is another and thats where Mace and Frost are completely and entirely fucked. Every single time i can trust those idiots to come out and say the same tired bullshit each and every time they are given a chance to say something intelligent. Something along the lines of "you suck, we beat you, you came back and you suck, dont come back, you suck, i'll beat you again"? Am i somewhat close? I would say so. For once i would just like to see one of you cut a promo without taking everything out of context in order to seem close to making sense or better yet...say something different this time.
* James starts to think back to a few quotes he heard earlier in Andru's reply promo *
- Why do you come back? We don't want you back. We don't need you back. Your first argument, back then, was that HFW needed you, four fucking years later, we're still around -
* James scoffs *
James: Four years ya say? Well Mace i hate to once again make you look like a complete idiot since you do it so well on your own but i have to correct you. I seem to remember not but a year after i departed from the HFW nothing was left of this place except a few people trying to hold on to something that was doing nothing more than decomposing along with its last surviving member Andru Mace. When i left the HFW and built my empire that still thrives strongly today this place was nothing more than a 6 month delay pay per view and a few guys left wondering when they were getting results. Gimme a fucking break Mace you want to seriously stand there with your head held high and say the HFW "lived on" for four solid years? If thats the case Cambell i wouldnt be surprised at all to see the HFW's "heart" Andru Mace once again saying something once again that makes so sense whatsoever. I never took claim that HFW would die without me you fucking twit all i said was with assholes like Mace, Frost and Dex there the HFW will just simply die and WOW!
Who'd of thunk it? Years later the HFW is offically CLOSED! Kinda like i said it would so who's the moron in this face off Mace? Me? I think not. You see something Mace the one thing you and Frost seem to fail tounderstand is i have no shame going and coming back to the HFW whenever i damn well please because lets face it...when you're Michael James whats the point in staying in one place? I dont care about the fans, i dont care about the wrestlers, i only care about whats good for Michael James so i'm gonna do whatever the fuck i feel like doing. You can sit there and cry about it or you can live with it cause im telling you right now Mace you're starting to sound like a fucking broken record with every useless insult you attempt so do us all a favor and find a new writer. Whats that? You write your own lines? Well shit kid looks like you're the one who sucks now dosent it?
- we're still here and you can call it whatever the fuck you want -
James: Of course you are Mace i mean why try and compete anywhere else? Whats that? Because you would have your ass handed to you on a regular basis? Knowing that Dex wouldnt be there to help, knowing Frost wouldnt be there to join you in the pathetic insult toss up's you two like to play? Because no one would be around to influence you towards a win? I think so. You can blow out any excuse you want Mace but the fact is you know as well as i know that outside of the HFW you're nothing but a fucking joke. You hide behind the HFW as some kind of fortress blocking you from having to face anyone who has a talent level past Hardcore Hammond or John Mobes. You're a piece of shit Mace and thats never going to change i just wish you'd deal with the truth behind your bullshit for once in your life instead of thinking you can live behind a wall of obvious lies.
You can say "I never left the HFW because i'm unstoppable" or "i didnt leave because i'm the best there ever was" but at the end of the day the obvious truth is you never left HFW because you dont have anywhere else to go or anything else to do. You're a damn loser Andru Cambell and while you sat around talking about being the "best" the rest of HFW like myself, Snicka, Rhodes, Seth, Warlock and the rest went off to have actual LIVES. You'll never leave HFW Mace you'll probably always be here and i cant blame you Mace. We both know how big of a dumbshit you are and how no one else but people like Dex and Frost would ever buy into your bullshit so what options would you have? None. You'd be working for me you little bitch.
- I don't like you, never will, and I don't want you here, never will. I hate your fucking guts because you're pathetic -
James: Of course you dont like me Mace thats the fucking point. You dont like anything that could possibly stand in your way of getting out of matches with the likes of Mr Showtime but i hate to say it Mace but things in the HFW from now on are going to be far from easy for you, Scott Frost and anyone else in your fucking gang bang stable. I wanna let you know something mace and i want you to think about this before you give one of your usual pre school zingers in reply. I know you dont get out much because of being glued to your keyboard and all but outside of HFW there is a thing called e-fed resurce sites which basically help e-feds promote, gain talent, push angles, promote shows and so worth and while you and Frost may sit there saying none of it matters i'm here to tell you that it does. Outside of the HFW the rest of the e-fed community think of the HFW as a fucking joke.
They think you and Frost are nothing more than a couple of pussies who couldnt handle any matches that werent Jason Dex influenced or aganist anyone outside of the HFW. They look at the site of HFW and wonder what 10 year old opened up a site about wrestling and never went back to update. The site looks like shit, the graphics are a fucking embarassment and this is the place both of you assholes call your permanent home for wrestling. You know what? They're right. They are completely fucking right. You two are a couple of pussies who are afraid to sanction ANYTHING outside of a place thats known for either being closed or stacked full of inactivity with limited or no members. That is what you two fuckwits call pride? Thats not pride, thats just plain stupidity.
- You don't deserve to be back and I know that now you say you don't mean any harm or bad intentions but I fucking know you -
James: You know me? If thats the case Mace why didnt you ever come back after recieving my reply in Assassain's fed for a match? Whats that? You knew youd lose? Well isnt that ironic! I'll tell you something about what i deserve and what i dont deserve. I deserve to have whatever the fuck i feel is coming to be whether it be money, women, placements, businnesses or in this case a meeting with Andru Mace, a glass tank filled with piranha and a dump location. Your words mean nothing. Your insults are nothing past grade school and your in ring abilities have slowly become that of myth so i wouldnt get too far ahead of myself if i were you Mace. Then again if i were Andru Mace i would have already put a shotgun in my mouth and pulled the trigger. But luckily for me i'm not Andru Mace. I'm not a fucking 20 something geek sitting in my parents basement stuffing down oreos while thinking up more material to use for my next online character like Andru Mace. Pathetic. You dont know shit Mace.
* James scoffs again *
James: Pathetic is a lot more than you would figure Mace. Dont you think its kinda pathetic how you were one of the last guys left when the HFW was going through its closure? Dont you find it pathetic how everytime i come back you're already set with your usual dose of threats, internert referenced insults, the same tired lines that you've used over and over again? Well since you're not all there Mace i'll let you in on a little secret...those are exact examples of what it means to be a living example of pathetic. Like i said before Mace i have no shame and i'm not embarassed to come to HFW to cut an angle here or there and then leave the place high and dry because when you have money, success and power nothing is ever a guarantee. Oh...well except the guarantee that even after the place is closed and everyone else has moved on there will still be Andru Mace. Sitting in the corner of the background crying like the little bitch that he is because he's got no place else to go. Except maybe to his usual dungeons nad dragons chat room but i'm sure even those guys have a limited tolerance for you Mace. Fucking loser.
* James takes a drag from the joint and holds the smoke in his lungs for a few seconds and then releases the smoke after seeing a promo of his on Below Zero talking about Adam Kyle and the Maximum Brutality match *
James: Even this dumb ass had more sense than you do Mace. Granted i didnt go any easier on him than i plan to do with you but then again this guy didnt state facts that prove to be nothing more than childish imagination. Sure Mace. The HFW stayed "open" for four solid years after i left if thats how you want to remember it but just keep in mind when theres no one there to be active, no shows getting posted and no one giving a shit its not really consider "open". I know you being the dumb ass that you are will try to counter the truth with some "you cant beat me, i'm the best, you're pathetic" line that we are all so bored to death with but go ahead and go for it anyway. After all you cant truly kill stupid you can only ignore it for so long. Your career on the line? See Mace you go so far with this that it gets out of hand. Already you're out here wanting to end not so much successful career just in order to get rid of me. Are you that scared of me Mace? I mean if you really "hated" me like you want me to wouldnt you want MY career on the line to get rid of me? Well forget it kid because i'm not going anywhere. Are you so worried that i'm going to come back, take over, destroy L.O.W and piss on the remains that you're all set to put your career up for grabs? Hell Mace do your homework. How do you know im not in cahoots with someone in L.O.W? How do you know im not in a deal with someone in order to get rid of you? I mean damn mace i really thought you were smarter than that but i guess thats my mistake for thinking you might be thinking with your head OUTSIDE of your ass this time around. No big loss tho.
- I'm the motherfucking best here, you said it yourself -
James: I never said you were the best all i said is you have your limited talent but you are in no way the best. Who's better than Andru Mace? One name comes to mind. Think hard Andru because you made need some tissue to wipe yourself after hearing it....Joe Max. As odd and fucked up as that guy is he has your number and there isnt a damn excuse or insult you can blow out of your ass to change that. You like to hide behind words Mace like a little brat would hide behind his mothers skirt and i dont understand why. Sure you beat me like four years again whoop de damn doo but what you always fail to realize is its not then Mace...or the time after that. What you're dealing with now is back in your face, spitting on all the things you've done and more than ready to stay here as long as i fucking have to in order to make your life a living hell. Fuck your space Andru. As of right now i've just broken in, wiped the dirt off my shoesand taken a big ol' shit right in the dead center of your domain and what do you plan to do about you fucking wussy? Talk more shit? Say i'm pathetic like you always do? Repeat yourself some more? What more can you possibly do besides bitch, whine and repeat yourself? Not a whole lot Mace. You may not like me and thats unfourtunate because after today you're gonna be seeing more and more and more of me doing whatever the fuck i can in order to bring you, L.O.W and the entire control of the HFW back into the possession of Michael James.
* James reaches back and pulls a title belt from a rack on the wall and lays it across his lap and the shot pans down showing it to be his copy of the HFW Slaughterhouse Title. He grows a confident smirk and looks back up at the television *
James: I know what Andru Mace and the rest of the HFW expect of me. They expect me to come in, work a quick angle and then be gone by midnight like so many times before. Do do me one favor asshole and keep thinking that so it will be that much better when i shock you, L.O.W and the entire HFW when i beat the fucking shit out of Andru Mace and anyone else stupid enough to make the same assumption. Everyone wants me to come back for a small slice of the HFW pie and then take my leave back to my various other investments except this time i've got all my bases covered and nothing but time to waste and careers to destroy. Mace may not want me here but anyione stupid enough to think that i would waste two seconds of my day worrying what that bloated has been would have to be retarded or just plain ignorant. But Mace you seem to handle the whole ignorant and proud lifestyle like its some kind of reward for you. I always knew your mouth was going to get you into trouble one day but never did i think you would sink as low as you have since the rebirth of the HFW. You're referring to yourself as competition?
Come on Andru lets be realistic here. You can talk shit, fail to back it up, come back with the same exact shit thinking its going to help and then end up looking like a complete jackass in front of everyone. I wouldnt exactly call that a spirit of competition. I mean on one side we got Scott Frost setting back to the Skully routine by making fun of my race like every pathetic round eye ive faced and beaten before and then we have you stating your own imaginary facts that only make sense in some altered reality you sem to live in Mace. Between the two of you i cant see much of anything different than the way you losers were before i left this dump and maybe thats why so many people left. Face it. No one likes either one of you they just know if they kiss your ass they would probably have a better chance at winning than they would by actually doing things how they are supposed to be done. Neither one of you "get the job done" you just run your mouths long enough until your opponents grow tired of listening to your yammering. Who can blame them? Do you two losers ever actually read through your stacks of stolen lines or just hope no one will notice your blantant forgery?
-I took you out and I'll do it again but I just don't smile on the idea of having to touch you-
* Another laugh emerges from James *
James: That was what like the 6th time you repeated yourself with the same line in one promo? Get some new material kid cause no one's listening anymore.
* James takes another drag and keeps the smoke held inside his lungs *
James: By the way mr "done it all" and "seen it all" before, there is another correction i had to make on a rather obvious mistake you made in your last promo. Just so you know in this business breaking character is known as kayfabe and not "intermixing" as you so ignorantly put it but then again it is coming from you. This from the guy who thinks he can win matches by doing nothing more than claiming to be something he's not, claiming to be apart of things that wouldnt have him and storming up a bunch of childhood profanities in hopes of being the slightest bit intimidating. But heres the thing Mace no one gives a shit if you can say dog shit, pussy wad, fuck tard or whatever else you wanna pull out of your ass when it comes to a wrestling match. Before DSW died and you three wanna be's even showed up the only champion and name that ever stood out was that of Michael James. To this day the guys in the back are still in awe over the things i did, the way i made the HFW the best place to be a wrestler and how my simple presence is able to stir up more shit in less than a day than it took you to do in the last five years.
No one looks up to you talking about being the highest level of ultraviolent entertainment that the HFW was ever seen. No Mace. When people talk about you the only word that ive heard come around is boring. Shit talker, has been and all around wanna be. Thats Andru Mace. Not this mirage you have of being the best in HFW thats just a dream thats not going to come true Mace so i suggest you come back down to reality before your own illusions get the best of you. What is there really left of Andru Mace to notice? People are tired of you Andru. They're tired of instead of being able to compete they have to get into some childish game of who has the best insult and sadly enough for you this is wrestling and not some competition of who has the better yo' momma jokes. So i think you're wrong Mace. You really do give a fuck. You care more about being the biggest poser in HFW history and letting everyone kno how much of a fake your career has been than you cared about getting DSW, your own place back up and running. Now thats what i call pathetic.
* James lifts the belt from across his lap and drapes it across his shoulder and gets up from his seat and heads out of the room and down a hardwood floored hallway until reaching what appears to the the billiards room of the home. A large pool table set in the center of the room, a mid sized bar built into the corner of the room, a 1960's jukebox leaned up aganist the right wall and a glass case on the opposite end holding different types of marijuana and hash. James appraoches the bar and pulls out a glass and then pours himself a shot of Jack Daniels...downs it and heads over to the pool table. With the balls already racked James takes cue from a holder on the wall and gets ready to break *
James: Not a gloater you say? Lets look back to what i call the Best of Mace: Looking Like A Jackass.
* James picks up a remote from the bar and points it towards the front of the room as two wooden panels slide back exposing a flat screen tv behind. The screen flashes on showing a video made by James as Andru Mace appears on the screen *
"You talk about holding the HFW World Title. I held it the longest ever before Joe Max broke my record. How long did you hold it Michael? You David? Exactly."
James: Uh-huh....
"You talk the talk, walk the walk, shit the shit, snot the snot, but in the end, your talk, your walk, your shit, and your snot, compares nothing to mine motherfucker."
James: Then we have...
"The first Below Zero, sure I wasn't there, but I was there two years after, and I won it once. And I won Rage Tournament twice. How many times have you won Michael? What about you David? Precisely."
James: Sure you werent at the first Below Zero Mace, no one wanted you there. But you know who was at the very first Below Zero? Who was it? Oh! I remember now...it was ME! But just who was the one to walk into the first Maximum Brutality match aganist 15 other men and be the first to walk away as the winner and HFW World Champion. Well damnit it was none other than Michael James and NOT Andru Mace. So what do you have to say about that geek? I'm sure you'll probably think of something like "well ive won it the same amount you have except mine was better cause...cause...cause..." and thats where your unavoidable stupidity kicks in Mace. The simple truth Mace is that you're a damn fool and theres nothing you'll ever be able to do to change that. I know you're a moron, the entire HFW knows that you're a moron so i just dont see why you refuse to live with it. You're limited as hell and just as unoriginal as Too Hardcore would ever live to be. Whats that? You dont know who that is? Oh shit must be been another HFW veteran you wouldnt know but still insist on beating. According to you Mace you've beaten the WHOLE roster that HFW has to offer and you and i both know thats nothing more than another load of bullshit from your library of childish stories. Grow up Mace. You arent the big shit anymore and your time in the HFW is wearing down just like it is for Scott Frost and the rest of the L.O.W so if i were in your position Mace i'd start looking around for a new job. Lets just hope that you can bring Dex with you because its been proven time and time again that you're nothing without Jason Dex. Stick to your dungeons and dragons playset kid cause the HFW is my territory now.
* James smacks the que ball with the stick and breaks the set sounding off a loud "CRACK" throughout the room. He sends two solids into seperate pockets and then starts to stalk around the table looking for a possible shot *
James: One thing i'd like to know is when i tried to "shut down" the HFW. You see mace there you go again making up these illusions in your head and then broadcasting them without having a second thought of just how much of an ass you're gonna make of yourself. I never had any intentions of taking apart the HFW is any way, shape or form simply because the HFW didnt matter just as L.O.W dosent matter to me. Watching Jose throw away the HFW it was bad enough to watch but sticking around after just giving the place away to a douchebag like Dex? I helped Jose build the HFW into not one of the best promotions but the ONLY promotion of its own kind and style starting in mid 2000. But then you assholes came in and fucked everything up and i was given a choice by other friends and that was to stay in HFW with its new management or go to a place ive been iffered since 2001 and i made my choice to leave. I'm not ashamed of it and i dont give a shit what you, Frost or anyone else has to say about it. Everyone knows you two are just a couple of dimwitted assholes who can only talk their shit long enough until you too have your own breaking points. The thing is i'm not going away this time. I'm gonna be here for a long time Mace and even if i have to face you 100 times i'm gonna keep beating your ass until the name Andru Mace is erased from the ranks of the HFW. I was really expecting more out of you Mace but i guess i'll have to settle with this lite version of you've seemed to turn yourself into. Wussy.
* James takes a shot and knocks another solid causing it to bounce from the wall of the table knocking two other solids in the corner pocket. He takes a moment and goes behind the bar and pulls something from underneath the table revealing it to be a set of brass knuckles only with the steel knuckles welded up like a set of claws. James tigthens his fist holding the claws of the brass knuckles up as the four tips of the claws shine back into the camera *
James: But dont flatter yourself just yet Mace because this isnt entirely about just shutting you and L.O.W up but rather my offical comeback to the HFW and that means i'm not excluding anyone from the hell i plan to bring in with me. Hurricane, Madd Dog, Glazebrook, Showtime, Admiral, Walkins, Vain and the rest will all be in danger once i step foot back into the HFW and back into their line of fire. That inculdes you as well Double B. I'm well aware that you and i never had the chance to face off but i truly intend on changing that because i've always wondered how far you're willing to go to prove yourself. I mean at the end of the night we both know that it would be Michael James over Double B but im sure it could be one hell of a fight so why the fuck not? I kicked the shit out of Double K once before so how hard could it be to beat a Double B? Mason Briggs too kicking his ass was always a sure thing but just seeing what you useless bastards are capable of is a show in itself. But you know what? Fuck it. Come one, come all. Bring barbed wire, chairs, ladders, explosives and anything you can find and i'll show you why there isnt one motherfucker in the HFW today that can touch the legacy of Michael James. Andru Mace...fuck you. I hope you fall in a fire one night and give some hungry dogs something to do for a few hours. Frost...grow some balls and find some new fucking material "Skully". I'm coming you assholes. See you all in hell.
* James grips his hand into a fist and slams it down on the bar jabbing the claws deep into the wood while looking dead sight directly back at us and the scene gradually fades to black *