On the Lighter side some teacher humor

Teacher : Maria ,go to the map and find North America

Maria : Here it is

Teacher: Correct Now who discovered America ?

Maria : Maria

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Teacher : Glen , why do you always get so dirty ?

Glen : I am a lot closer to the floor than you are ...

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Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but he also admitted it . Now Louis , do you know why his father didn't punish him?

Louis: Because George was still holding the Ax in his hand.

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Teacher : Glen how do you spell "crocodile "

Glen : "K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

Teacher : No that 's wrong

Glen : It may be wrong, but you asked me how I spell it !

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Teacher : Now Simon tell me frankly , do you say your prayers before eating ?

Simon: No Sir , I dont have to , my mom is a pretty good cook

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Teacher : Harold , what do you call a person that keeps on talking when people are no longer interested ?

Harold : A Teacher

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Teacher : Winnie , name one important this that we have today that we didnt have ten years ago .

Winnie : Me

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A professor was giving a big test one day to his students . He handed all the test and went back to his desk to wait .

Once , the tests were over ,the students all handed the tests back in . The professor noticed one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note that read one dolloar per point .

The next class , the professor handed the tests back out . This student got his test back and his $64 dollars in change !

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A Little kid is in school taking a true -flase test and he is flipping a coin . At the end of the test he is flipping the coin again . The teacher asks "What are you doing ?" He answers " I am checking my answers "