Another story from the Half way house days

So I am working at this Half way house and there is just all kinds of non sence going on...

Things were so crazy there that there were actually "Pros" showing up to take care of the guys ...If you know what I mean

Anyway I am working with this guy named "Jeff" and for some reason ..I can not fully understand "Jeff " has decided that it is his life's calling to be a COP ..

Not that there is anything wrong with being a Cop ..( After the little situation about Redheads on my blog a little bit before in the day I just want to make sure that I am clear ;)

Anyway back to the story

Jeff asks me If I can handle everything ...I tell him Sure I guess so what is on your mind ?

Well Jeff tells me that some of the guys are wanting to play basket ball ...

What I haven;t told you about Jeff yet is that he is about 5'7" and he is a little "awarkward " I guess would be the best way to put it .

I asked him before he walked out to play ...Jeff are you SURE you want to do this ?

Oh Yeah no problem ..we are just going to playa little bb

The Only problem that I am having right now ,,is finding exactly the right words to make you laugh your ass off ...because you already know exactly what happened .

By the end of that Game Jeff was basicly Black and Blue ..the guys basicly had their way with him ...and it was all within their rights ...

When All was said and Done ..I had to Look at Jeff and just flat out tell him ..

Look I respect the idea that you want to be a COP and help keep the streets Clean ..that is pretty cool ...

But if you had a wife and two kids and a dog ...and you were on the streets tonight

Your wife would be a widow ..your two kids would be without a father and your dog would be wondering where the hell the milk bones are ..

You might want to second guess that Cop GiG ...