| MICE JOKES |
| Mouse Jokes What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face ? A mouse-tache ! What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich ! What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse ? Sir ! How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party ! What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth ? Hard cheese ! What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak ! Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment! What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code ! What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak ! What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me ! What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework ! What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ ! Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look silly with long hair ! Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose ! How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation ! Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam ! What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat ! Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak ! What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' ! What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice ! What is small, has a long tail and works with the police ? A gerbil shepherd dog ! When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs ! What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies ! What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer ! What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' ! |
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