What if Frances�s knee was Polish? Though it would be nice to think that the change would be as local as the knee in question simply singing a song, I very much doubt that this is the case. I have a far darker theory.
Should Frances�s knee indeed be Polish, one can assume that the rest of him is polish. If not, then the rest of him would have a hard time moving about and playing the piano (if Frances is right-legged). There may be many reasonable explanations as to why his knee is Polish and the rest of him Australian, but quite frankly I have a different theory to explain so all you yobbos at the back can stop waving your assorted underwear at me. Nyaaa!
So, if Frances was Polish, it can follow that all the other aspects of the show were Polish�Including Shaun Micallef. The only reasonable explanation to this would be that:
A) Shaun Micallef and Frances Greenslade have learnt very good English
B) The audience are actually suede potatoes dressed like people (Nut-ella is peo-ple�PEOPLE!!)
C) The whole show is actually the cover for the invasion of Polish aliens.
Laugh if you will, laugh if you possibly might. People (Nut-ella is peo-ple�PEOPLE!!) from Poland are actually aliens, who plan to invade the earth using Micallef Tonight as their cover. Whilst we laugh (and then feel very, very guilty) at Micallef�s dickey entrance on crutches, people (Nut-ella is peo-ple�PEOPLE!!) are having their brains removed by huge, evil and mildly yellow Polish aliens.
So, what do these aliens want with the people (Nut-ella is peo-ple�PEOPLE!!) of earth? OUR KNEES!! They will steal all our knees. It is all there- Francis�s knee is actually the least-yellow alien. Shaun�s knee got hurt because it fell in love with an earth nose, so they shot the nose and left Shaun�s knee needing an operation beginning with �a� which I cannot spell.
Be on the lookout, people (Nut-ella is peo-ple�PEOPLE!!) of earth. Hide your knees...