i was talking to matt about how badly i need a new computer, when i said, jokingly, that if i found a man to build me a new computer [because seriously, alpha nerd shit like that is always done by males], i could pay him in handjobs.

matt then posted a personal ad on craigslist under "erotic services," calling for a "tall fat indie rock boy to build me a new computer. i am a short curvy 20 year old and i could pay you with a handjob." mortification notwithstanding, we left the ad up for about 18 hours. these were some of the responses i got:


what do you need the computer for? this will tell me what you need

what i need most definitely does not involve that jet ski.


Hey... I can build your computer and the hjs will be perfect....I can do anything you want ...
Let me knw Here is the pic
Dino


uh, ARE YOU IN CHURCH? jesus doesnt approve of handjobs, i'm pretty sure.


I would love to come to an arrangement with you....what do you think and can you tell me about you.... -Sean Fresh


SEAN FRESH? slow yo roll there, slim shady


Hey if you are for real i can totally build a computer let me know...what do you need...


this guy TOTALLY sent a picture of his penis too, like he wanted me to be familiar with it before he built me a laptop [insert your own joke about "laptops" HERE]


I don't really need an HJ but I will help you put your computer together. A mature male looking for a tech challenge and to be helpful. Whats the problem with the computer?

no offense, but most "mature males looking for tech challenges" are in dire need of "sexual contact" with a "real human female."


do it toppless and ill have your computer the way you want it by tuesday

the ad was posted sunday night. desperate, yet speedy


I liked your ad. I am 40, a handsome SWM, clean cut, intelligent, educated and cultured professional, who is well-traveled and a true gentleman. I'd be happy to supply you with a computer, but I would need more than just handjobs in exchange.
I live near SF Airport and can host, or can come to you. I do not smoke and do not do drugs. I am ultra cautious, practice safe sex and am disease free.
I hope to hear from you soon. Please include a picture with your response.
Thanks

man, what a WINNER!!! he lives right by the AIRPORT!!!!!


I really am not "fat" But I do understand computers, I am in need of a handjob as long as your tits are near\1 Do you� want a 'puter? do you want me t ogive you that? answer?

i dont think he understands "puters," really.


so, in conclusion, people are sick, i hate you all, goodnight.





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