UNDER INTERNATIONAL RULES OF FARTING AT AUSTRALIAN FARTING STADIUM

FART OFF 8.40 pm FINAL FART 10.00 pm

REFEREES 1: Former Farting Champion of Egypt and Lebanon. 2: Wet Fart Champion of England and Isle of Man.

CHAIRMAN Who still holds the World Record Duration Fart for 9 secs. ( unbeaten after training on Pernod, Duck eggs and mushy peas. )

RULES When called, each competitor will step on to the raised platform, and must remove his trousers on the platform, and not before. Must grip the Farting Post, any grip permitted, one hand or both. Signalled by the senior referee, the competiter will start to fart.

A SHIT IS AN IMMEDIATE DISQUALIFICATION.

GRADING Dry farts, long farts, wet farts, short farts, rip-raps, bubbles, blods and squeaks.

The Judge will take into consideration quality of all farts -- strength, odour, posture of competitor and grip used. Cushion dusters, blanket rippers and thunder claps are admissable. Echo chambers are not allowed. After the final, former champions will give demonstrations and the Thunder Box Farting Formation Team will give a display of Formatin Farting. The audience is requested not to fart during the competition, as this upsets the judge. Drinking of alecohol and eating of peanuts is not permitted during the contest, as this causes arse to quiver, which distorts the farts, giving a false sound. Good Luck all Farters!