Trish: and look, its one of the few
men in the world that trisha actualy likes!
Me: lol thanks
Trish: any time man
Trish: so whats up with you?
Me: my legs are tired
Me: i just walked home from the mall.
Trish: how far from the mall do you
live?
Me: rustic village....by mcc
Trish: damn
Me: yeah
Me: i was kicked out too
Trish: i live almost to hick ville
Me: im getting kicked out of everywhere
Trish: what did you do this time?
Me: lol. you know how we asked about
oral sex?
Trish: yeah
Trish: you didnt........
Me: well cassie sara and julia decided to
go to the mall and ask people and i said im coming, so i
ended up asking everyone
Trish: and you all got kicked out?
Me: and somehow we got separated.
those hoes ditched me. but they have my bookbag and
keys so they didnt ditch me
Me: but we got separated or whatever
happened
Trish: did security kick you out or
what?
Me: and i went around the stores asking
the people that work the question. i would say
"im doing a report for my school newpaper and i have
to ask youa question if you dont mind. the only thing is
its a matter of personal opinion and offensive to some.
you dont have to hear the question or answer it. do you
want to hear the question?" and everyone listened to the
question,
Me: so some didnt answer it. but a few
people got offended by it and called the security
Me: and as i was walking from store to
store i noticed a cop checking me out holding his walkie
talkie
Me: and then i saw another cop walk
passed me checking me out on his walkie talkie
Trish: i cant believe you people
Me: so then i go into electronics
boutique give the guy the breifing
Me: theyre about to answer
Me: and 2 cops walk in
Me: "sir, we need to talk to you for a
moment"
Trish: o so your "sir" now
Me: so im like "um..alright" and i walk
outside and the cops like "We understand youre taking
a survey?" and i say "yeah its for my school newspaper"
and he says "what school would that be?" and i say
"rush-henrietta"
Trish: o jesus christ
Trish: thats the question your
supposed to lie about
Me: and he goes "and what type of
question are you asking?" and i said "im asking one
question...and before i ask the people ill tell you exactly
what i say because ive been saying it all day now..... 'Hi
im doing a report for my school newpaper and i have to
ask you a question you dont have to answer it or even
hear the question because it is a matter of personal
opinion and can be offensive. do you want to hear the
question' and if they say yes i tell them 'in your opinion,
if you give or recieve oral sex are you still a virgin?'" and
the cop says to me
Me: "well, even if it is for school you
have to go through the mall office to get this approved,
even the democrat and chronicle does and we've had
some complaints about this. apparantly the ladies didnt
understand.." and i say "oh well do you know what
stores? because ill take them off" and he says "its not a
matter of taking them off" and i said "i know but id
rather have them not on their if they ewre offended" and
he said "well basicly you cant do this anymore. if you
dont have any other business here you have to leave,
and if i catch you doing this again im going to have to
escort you off premises"
Trish: did you leave then?
Me: so i was politely kicked out. but
they never got my name so if barbeau is on the
announcements on monday saying students were at the
mall asking offensive questions to people saying it was
for the school newpaper you know who the dumbass
was. just dont say my name lol
Me: yeah i had no "other business there"
Trish: god, we cant take you
anywhere
Me: yeah
Trish: how many people did you
ask?
Me: i got kicked out of a football game,
chuck e cheese, and now a mall. im going to make a list
Me: i got about 30
Trish: jill will be so happy.....
Me: lol dont tell her
Trish: and then laugh at your stupid
ass
Me: im not telling her until i find out what
happened with the 3 sluts leaving me
Me: because if i was ditched i wont tell.
you know?
Trish: damn
Trish: i wonder if their still there
wondering where you are
Me: probably
Trish: lol
Me: julia was supposed to leave at 6
Me: and its 6 now
Trish: damn
Me: yeah so when she gets home shell
probably get online and see if im on.
Trish: i cant believe you did that
Me: and a lot of the people we asked
were laughing at my question. they ran and asked other
people and had fun with it. and a lot of people said that
its a good question. one guy was like "thats a good
question, i like that question"
Me: i have no shame. i almost asked the
people in the stores i passed as i walked home, except
that i figured id get in worse trouble like with real cops
and nto just security
Trish: yeah
Trish: renta cops cant hurt ya
much, but the real pigs, now thats another
story
Me: lol yeah
Trish: i would never have the guts
to do that
Me: i almost got arrested at my football
game because i wouldnt leave without a reason besides
"youre not welcome here"
Trish: id laugh too hard
Trish: lol
Me: lol yeah. i laughed. all the black
people i asked started talking to me like wed known
eachother for a long time and it was funny because they
started giving me reasons like i cared
Trish: lol
Me: and i asked this chick and this guy
came over and hes like "yes. because i just gave oral
sex to a guy the other week and im stilla virgin." and i
was like =-O holy shit.
Me: and then shes like =-O
Me: and she didnt say anything but just
looked at him and hes like "seriously. i had his dick in
my mouth" and thats when i looked at her and she
looked at me and then i went to ask someone else
Trish: a guy gave oral to another
guy?
Me: then he said he was joking but i was
still frightened
Me: lol im not sure
Trish: o god
Trish: i wasnt even there and im
frightened
Me: its just like too much information
Me: and i asked some old guy and this
little bitch was behind me and he heard the question and
then he goes "IM NOT ANSWERING THAT!" and
walked away then i turned around and the chick gave
him a thumbs up sign and i heard her saying how i said
that just to embarass him and how its not true its not a
school report and i have no manners im crazy
Trish: ill say
Me: i got pissed off.
Trish: y did you get pissed?
Me: because she was acting like i had no
respect
Me: i told him it was offensive
Me: and she criticized me for asking an
honest question
Me: the younger people liked the
question only old farts got mad
