--Me, I�m scared of everything. I�m scared of what I saw, of what I did, of who I am, but most of all I�m scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the way I feel when I�m with you. �Dirty Dancing
--Sometimes when your heart gets broken, you begin to see the cracks in everything. �Felicity
--It�s not like I wanted to be the one holding your hand, I just didn�t want her holding it. �Dawson�s Creek
--Life vests: now these we may need. But what are the odds of us hitting a lake, my guess is it�s gonna be a mountain. �Tommy Boy
--If life was like a giant VCR, our lives would be like videotape. We could fast forward past the really bad stuff and rewind the really good stuff. Except with my luck, I�d probably lose the remote and get stuck at, like, Cheerleader Day in the cafeteria. �My So-Called Life
--As lame as these school dances are, there�s always that one moment that makes it all worthwhile. �Dawson�s Creek
--What happened? Did the house run away? Is the dog on fire? �The Simpsons
--I�m Daria Morgendorffer. I love to see the first bloom of a wild rose, to smell the salt spray of an ocean breeze, to hear the laughter of little children at play�no, wait, that�s somebody else. �Daria
--1: Hey, there you are!
2: Do I know you?
1:No, but there you are! You�re there! �Austin Powers
--1:I need you!
2: No, you need to have your head examined. �Scream 2
--Am I lucky or am I just a genius? �Armageddon
--If I�m late for class, fall asleep without me. �Boy Meets World
--You�re on a need to know basis and you don�t need to know. �The Rock
--Murray doesn�t even know he�s lost. He probably just thinks the apartment got bigger. �Mad About You
--I don�t know you that well, but I think something may be wrong with you. �Forces Of Nature
--1: Are you going to hurt me?
2: Are you asking because you�re scared or because you want me to?
1: I�m just trying to plan my day. �Playing God
--1: I dreamt a dream tonight.
2: And so did I.
1: And what was yours?
2: That dreamers often lie. �Romeo and Juliet (movie)
--As the days grow longer, the storms grow stronger. �Lengthing Days by Mother Goose
--I�m not going to tell you the story the way it was; I�m going to tell it the way I remember it. �Great Expectations (movie)
--1: Did I say something wrong?
2: No, it was so right, it was scary. �Meet Joe Black
--You�re not perfect; she�s not perfect. What matters is that you�re perfect for each other. �Good Will Hunting
--1: Got a wife?
2: She ran away.
1: Got a girlfriend?
2: She ran away, too.
1: Sorry.
2: It could�ve been worse.
1: How?
2: They could�ve ran away together. �Snake Eyes
--You are everything I never knew I always wanted. �Fools Rush In
--To thine own self be true. �Hamlet by Shakespeare
--I know that guy; that is a bad guy. Can we go, please? �Buffy The Vampire Slayer(movie)
--I think reality stepped out of here about five minutes ago. �Buffy The Vampire Slayer(movie)
--That little whimp wouldn�t know a new idea if it hit him in the pachanga. �Dirty Dancing
--He�s good with people, kind of like I am with friend. �Jesse
--I don�t think you�re stupid, but you�re meaner than I thought. �Friends
--Maybe you should put some shorts on if you want to keep fighting evil today. �Mystery Men
--You bring tension and emotion to a scene that already has too much of both. �The Negotiator
--One black eye or two, you decide. �Urban Legends
--For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess, I�m finding it hard to leave. But they say every atom of our bodies was a star, so maybe I�m not leaving, just going home. �Gattaca
--You�re 21, you can legally drink. We figured we�d get you a car. �Good Will Hunting
--Sometimes I wish I�d never met you. Because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there. �Good Will Hunting
--Let me tell you a little story about a man named SH! ** Now, I have a whole bag of SH! with your name on it. �Austin Powers
--If you were any less black you�d be clear. �Go
--Even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I am forever changed because of who you are and what you�ve meant to me. �Chasing Amy
--I didn�t think this was possible but this sucks and blows at the same time. �The Simpsons
--1: (Talking about being a psychologist) Not a real doctor?
2: That�s right, the fake kind. �Mumford
--Joey: Go to China. Eat Chinese food.
Chandler: Of course, there they just call it �food.� �Friends
--It�s a beautiful morning. The birds are singing, the leaves are�doing whatever the leaves do. �Bulworth
--Something is always happening, but when it happens people don�t always see it or understand it or accept it. �Fallen
--If I�m not back in five minutes�wait longer. �Cable Guy
--You know how the dead spend most of their time? Watching the living�especially in the shower. �Dogma
--Joey: We live in the building by the�sidewalk.
Chandler: (Sarcastically) Do you know where that is? �Friends
--Monica: Is your tongue swelling up?
Ross: Either that or my mouth is getting smaller. �Friends
--Homer no function beer will without. �The Simpsons
--1: Anything taken?
2: You mean, besides the arm? �Resurrection
--1: We�re not in Australia.
2: I can see why they made you a detective. �Resurrection
--I�m packing your angry eyes, just in case. �Mrs. Potato Head �Toy Story 2
--Would you like to fly through the air or go through a wall? �Boy Meets World
--One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I�ll never know. �Animal Crackers
--1: Why didn�t you answer the phone?
2: It�s 3 o�clock in the morning.
1: Well, that�s a good answer. �The Craft
--1: What is it?
2: I don�t know, let�s hit it with a rock. �Galaxy Quest
--Thank god you�re back from your stalk�I mean, your walk. �Dawson�s Creek
--No matter how much we yell or how quiet you are, I hear you. �Dawson�s Creek
--Did you mix your red pills with your blue ones today? �Dawson�s Creek
--This is for God-damn-dicous. �Austin Powers 2
--You shut your mouth, you bastard�who is fat. �Austin Powers 2
--The only thing I asked you do to for this party was to put clothes on, and you didn�t. �The Simpsons
--1: Great news, Laura�s in town.
2: Who�s Laura?
1: A stranger who called my machine by mistake. �Frasier
--Why don�t you and the frickin� laser get a frickin� room? �Austin Powers 2
--Dr. Evil: Austin, I am your father.
Austin: Really?
Dr. Evil: No, I can�t back that up. �Austin Powers 2
--Joey: How come we can�t use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap?
Chandler: Because soap�s�soap! It�s self-cleaning! �Friends
--Joey: Dude, how come you took off?
Chandler: Went for a walk�around the living room�whatever. �Friends
--Guy Selling Gun: The law requires a five-day waiting period. We have to run a background check.
Homer: But I�m mad now. ** I�d kill you if I had my gun.
Guy Selling Gun: Yeah, well, you don�t. �The Simpsons
--Marge: Homer, I told you this morning, no guns at the table.
Homer: You said the breakfast table.
Marge: It�s the same table. �The Simpsons
--Why do I feel like someday I�ll be describing this to a psychiatrist? �The Simpsons
--1: Are you wearing a grocery bag?
2: I�ve misplaced my pants. �The Simpsons
--I�m sorry, but this is like good cop, insane cop. �The X-Files
--1: I think that was God�s way of saying let me go.
2: We must believe in different Gods, because mine�s saying to shoot you and throw you over that cliff.
1: I don�t like your God. Your God scares me. �Bullet Proof
--It�s the weekend, he�s probably shacked up with in a motel somewhere with a girl�or a guy�or a farm animal. �Urban Legends
--1: Buenos nachos.
2: I didn�t know you spoke Spanish. �Ready To Rumble.
--1: That woman over there is flirting with me. This is my �I�m available� face.
2: Stop it! People are going to think the shrimp are bad. �Frasier
--Her lips said, �no,� but her eyes said, �read my lips.� �Frasier
--Marge, we had a deal. Your sisters don�t come over after six and I stop eating your lipstick. �The Simpsons
--What�s Santa�s Little Helper doing to that other dog? Looks like he�s trying to jump over, but can�t quite make it. �The Simpsons
--1: There�s a body at the bottom of the pool.
2: No, that�s just�a really big drain. �Forces Of Nature
--Don�t think you are, know you are. �The Matrix
--She cried. I cried. She threw things. They hit me. �Friends
--Well, if it�s my delusion, who the hell invited you? --Total Recall
--Sometimes you have to have stuff that sucks to have stuff that�s cool, �cause if you didn�t have stuff that sucks, how would you know what stuff was cool? �Beavis And Butthead
--Words and speeches sound great, but they don't add up to anything. �Dawson�s Creek
--You spend all your time looking for love, yet you feel nothing even when it�s staring you in the face. I will love again, but you will spend all your life knowing you turned your back on love and that makes you a hypocrite. �Cruel Intentions
--Burglars break in. You�ve got a front door broken out. �Amityville Horror (movie)
--On a clear day, you can see tomorrow. �Jawbreaker
--1: What�s it like being a ghost?
2: Ghosts are dead, I�m very much alive. �Hollow Man
--Where�d you learn to drive? Circle-ville? �Go
--1: Where were you?
2: Out.
1: Oh, out�we didn�t think to look there. �Friends
--Please don�t be stupid. �Idle Hands
--I ought to shove you in the microwave and put your ass on high. �2Gether (TV Show)
--1: This is Jazz�s handwriting.
2: How do you know?
1: All the letters are cut out from magazines. �Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
--Desire is desire wherever you go. The sun will not bleach it, nor will the tide wash it away. �The Beach
--Everything I have ever done has been for you, anything special in me is you. �Great Expectations (movie)
--There are certain people who are not meant to fit in your life, no matter how much you want them to. �Dawson�s Creek
--1: He didn�t fall?! Inconceivable!
2: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. �Princess Bride
--1: I want you to stay here.
2: Why?
1: Because I hate you. �Cats & Dogs
--1: Are you sure?
2: As sure as you�re standing there and I�m picturing you naked. �Silk Stalkings
--When they ask what I liked best, I�ll say it was you. �City Of Angels
--There are few things sadder in this life than watching someone walk away after they�ve left you, watching the distance between your bodies expand until there�s nothing but empty space and silence. �Someone Like You
--1: Do you recall the time of day? Morning? Noon? Afternoon?
2: I know the times of day, you don�t have to name them. �Red Dragon by Thomas Harris
--Crying is what we do before we�re broken. �A Density Of Souls by Christopher Rice
--Some of us are just trying to go through the day without breaking something. �Dawson�s Creek
--Remember Gary, curiosity salted the snail. �Spongebob Squarepants
--Don�t stand too close to the squirrel, you might catch its stupid. �-Spongebob Squarepants
--Sometimes letting go is the only way to move forward. �Smallville
--You don�t get up from the table until you see everyone�s hands. �Law & Order: Special Victim�s Unit
--Because�you�re beautiful and you don�t know it. Because you�re smart and you don�t believe it. You�re the kind of girl that guys never get over. You�re the kind of girl other girl gets compared to. �Dawson�s Creek
--There are only two kinds of love stories in this world: boy loses girl or girl loses boy. �Autumn in New York
--Where�s the fantasy come from? Movies, television, and that little place in your heart called hope. �Dawson�s Creek
--Did you ever have one of those days you wish you could live all over again? �Dawson�s Creek
--I still believe in paradise, but now at least I know it�s not some place you can look for, because it�s not where you go�it�s how you feel for a moment in your life. If you find that moment, it lasts forever. �The Beach
--Things are getting to me. Just how people are. How they always expect you to be a certain way, even your best friend. �My So-Called Life
--When you love someone, you want her to be proud of you. You want her to think that there�s nothing in the world you�re incapable of. And the thought of disappointing her is crippling. �Dawson�s Creek
--When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome�and then, of course, you opened your mouth. �As Good As It Gets
--Hello, pot? This is the kettle. You�re black. �Friends
--Use your head. It�s that lump three feet above your ass. �A League Of Their Own
--It�s like those guys you have the great second date with and then never hear from them again. I pretend they died. �Sex And The City
--Come on, start. You�re a car, that�s what you do, that�s ALL you do. �Daria
--Quinn: Where�d Dad? He�s supposed to pick us up from the mall.
Daria: He�s discussing that with the car right now. �Daria
--If the person you are talking to doesn�t appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear. �Pooh�s Little Instruction Book
--You�re going to listen to me? To something I said? Hasn�t it become abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don�t know shit? --Mallrats
--Its not who you love, it�s how. �Chasing Amy
--A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise you�re talking about a half an hour to 45 minutes worth of digging. And who knows who�s gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all f**kin� night. �Casino
--Will: I read your book last night.
Sean: So you�re the one. �Good Will Hunting
--It�s a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. �American Beauty
--You just can�t climb in the ring with Ali �cause you think you can box. �Fast And The Furious
--Without disappointment you cannot appreciate victory. �Gone In 60 Seconds
--Ah, but how can I enjoy the sweet of life without the sour? �Vanilla Sky
--Every passing minute is another change to turn it all around. �Vanilla Sky
--It�s the little things�there�s nothing bigger, is there? �Vanilla Sky
--Most of us live our lives without having an adventure to call our own. What is any life without the pursuit of a dream? �Vanilla Sky
--Throughout my lifetime, I�ve left pieces of my heart here and there. And now there�s almost not enough to stay alive. �Blow
--I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity and I forgive you. �Armageddon
--When you have insomnia, you�re never really asleep�and you�re never really awake. �Fight Club
--You know when you�re telling these little stories? Here�s a good idea: Have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener. �Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
--John McClane: Thanks a lot, Jesus.
Zeus: Why the hell do you keep calling me Jesus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?
John: That guy back there, he called you Jesus.
Zeus: No, he didn�t. He said, �Hey, Zeus.� My name is Zeus.
John: Zeus?
Zeus: Yeah, Zeus. You know, Mount Olympus, father of Apollo, don�t f**k with me or I�ll shove a lightening bolt up your ass, Zeus. You got a problem with that? --Die Hard With A Vengeance
--You take chicken for example. Maybe they couldn�t figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything. �The Matrix
--You have to let it all go. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free you mind. �The Matrix
--1: He says �I love you� and you say �thanks?�
2: Yeah, he�s been saying it all day. I�ve used up �yep,� �I know,� and �what�s that over there?� �Caroline In The City
--Have you developed a lazy eye or were you actively looking in my direction when you said �us?� �Dawson�s Creek
--The things you�re most afraid of have already happened. �One-Hour Photo