--To make things simple let�s automatically assume that everything I say is right.
--We can�t all be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. �Will Rogers
--Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that�s why they call it the present.
--And through the clouds we�ll always find the sun. ��N Sync �Forever Young�
--I�ll be your strength, I�ll give you hope, keeping your faith when it�s gone, the one you should call, I�m standing here all along. And I will take you in my arms, and hold you right where you belong. �Till the day my life is through, this I promise you. ��N Sync �This I Promise You�
--No one can go back and make a new start, but anyone can start from here and make a brand new end.
--Yesterday ended last night�move on.
--If you think you have no reason to fear me, I haven�t done my job.
--I hate missing you, but I love having you to miss.
--A snail was run over by a turtle. The snail ended up in the hospital and his friends came to visit him. One of them asked, �What happened?� The snail said, �I don�t know, it all happened so fast!�
--I�m not usually a praying man, but if you�re up there, please save me, Superman. �Homer Simpson
--Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a machine gun.
--I have an answer for everything. Maybe not the right answer but an answer nonetheless.
--1-At the zoo they had these 11-foot-tall tigers.
2-Those are called giraffes�
--Instead of a trap door, what a trap window? The guy looks out it and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait�I guess that like a regular window�
--Remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and slap the person upside the head.
--I don�t kill flies, but I love messing with their minds. I hold them above a globe and they freak out and say, �Whoa! I�m way too high!�
--The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they�ll be when you kill them.
--Whatever you do, do it now. There are only so many tomorrows.
--Even if the voices aren�t real, they have some pretty good ideas.
--I know the rules, they just don�t apply to me.
--Okay, okay, I take it back! Unscrew you!
--Simple minds just cannot seem to understand, you are neurotic and depressed, doesn�t mean that you�re sad. �Everclear �Normal Like You�
--She said, �While you were sleeping, I was listening to the radio and wondering what you were dreaming, when it came to mind that I didn�t care.� �Matchbox Twenty �Rest Stop�
--Thought about singin� but I couldn�t remember all of the words. Breakin� but I couldn�t get the pieces apart. ** Forgot about everything and everyone I needed before. Tryin� to get a handle on a reason to shine. Pickin� up the pieces that are falling behind takes time. �Matchbox Twenty �The Burn�
--When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you�re sitting there staring at carpeting?
--My friends don�t seem to be friends at all, but people whose numbers I haven�t lost.
--Scars are souvenirs you never lose, the past is never far. �Goo Goo Dolls �Name�
--In your life you meet a lot of people. Some you never think about again. There are some that you wonder what happened to them. Some you wonder if they ever think about you. And then there are some you wish you never had to think about again�but you do.
--When someone says, �The last thing I want to do is hurt you,� it means they have other things to do first.
--All the King�s horses and all the King�s men? Are you kidding me? No wonder they couldn�t put Humpty together again. Just what did those idiots expect the horses to do anyway?
--You should never let the sun set on tomorrow before the sun rises today. ** The answers we find are never what we had in mind. So we make it up as we go along. You don�t talk of dreams, I won�t mention tomorrow, and we won�t make these promises that we can�t keep. �Nine Days �If I Am�
--The way some people drive, you�d think they were late for their accident.
--If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
--All the dreams you never thought you�d lose, got tossed along the way. ** And don�t it make you sad to know that life is more than who we are. We grew up way too fast and now there�s nothing to believe. ** A tired song keeps playing on a tired radio. �Goo Goo Dolls �Name�
--I got up one morning and I couldn�t find my socks, so I called information. She said, �Hello, information.� I said, �I can�t find my socks.� She said, �They�re behind the couch.� And they were. �Steven Wright
--I�m writing a book. I�ve got the page numbers done. �Steven Wright
--Looks like I�m �a do everything myself. Maybe I could use some help, but hell, if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself. ** I used to feel alive, now I feel pathetic. But now I get it. What�s done is done, just leave it alone, and don�t regret it. Sometimes, some things turn into dumb things, and that�s when you put your foot down. �Limp Bizkit �Boiler�
--Sometimes I think I�d be better off dead. No wait, not me, you.
--It�s true, no matter how happy you are now or how far away, you still dream of going back.
--I wish I could break your heart. Rip it out and smash it all to pieces, then just maybe you will know how you made me feel.
--I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn�t it.
--I love him so much, yet somehow I still feel like strangling him.
--If you�re going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.
--This first sentence isn�t where my story begins and hopefully the last sentence isn�t where my story ends.
--Let your eyes stay filled with stars and your heart filled with glimpses of dreams yet to come.
--This is National Moron Week, glad to see you�re participating.
--Please, I know you�ll think this is crazy, but all I want to do is hold you, and I think if you let me do that just for a few seconds, I can walk away and never speak to you again. ** Things end. They do. You have to let go. �Snow Falling On Cedars
--Let�s just drive your car. We could drive all day. Let�s just get the hell away from here. For I am sick again�just plain sick to death of the sound of my own voice. ** I think I lost my smile, I think you lost yours too. We have lost all the power to make each other laugh. Let�s just leave this place and go to Summerland. ** Forget about all the losers that we know. Forget about all the memories that keep you down. Forget about them. We could lose them in the sparkle and fade. �Everclear �Summerland�
--You say there is no perfect place. I say I know this is true. We are just learning how to smile and that�s not easy to do. ** I know there ain�t no finish line. I know this never ends. We are just learning how to fall and climb back up again. ** You know I live for the day when you say, �Baby, let�s just run away.� �Everclear �Learning How To Smile�
--Some artists work in oils, some work in clay. I prefer Jell-o.
--Would you catch me if I fall out of what I fell in? Don�t be surprised if I collapse down at your feet again. �Lifehouse �Somewhere In Between�
--I haven�t memorized all of the cute things to say�but I�m working on it. Maybe I�ll master this art form someday. If I quote all the lines off the top of my head, would you believe that I fully understand all these things I say. �Lifehouse �Trying�
--I write because I breathe.
--Fear comes with imagination, it�s a penalty, it�s the price of imagination. ��Red Dragon� by: Thomas Harris
--Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them and pretty soon you have a dozen.
--What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. �Ralph Waldo Emerson
--Nunc scoi quit sit amor. (Latin: Now I know what love means.)
--Cats aren�t clean, they�re just covered in cat spit.
--To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say and finish without knowing what you have written.
--Having a dream isn�t stupid, it�s not having a dream that�s stupid.
--No matter what anyone tells you, words and ideas can change the world. �Dead Poet�s Society
--After awhile you learn the difference between holding hands and falling in love, that kisses don�t always mean something, promises can be broken as quickly as they were made, and sometimes goodbyes really are forever.
--Some things are better left undone, some battles left won, some sad songs better left unsung. Some fires are better left unfed, some pages better left unread, some words are better left unsaid.
--Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.
--I know I�ll never be the girl with the perfect hair, or be able to wear white without spilling anything on it, but it�s okay. �Sex And The City
--Everybody can write, writers can�t do anything else. ��The Neurotic�s Notebook� by: Mignon McLaughlin
--All men are idiots�I married their King.
--You ain�t even impressed no more, you�re used to it. �Eminem �Business�
--Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
--Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
--You know that place between asleep and awake, where you still remember dreaming? That�s where I�ll always remember you. �Hook
--Remember everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something and has lost something.
--Some people are alive only because it�s illegal to kill.
--Those who dance are thought mad by those who don't hear the music.
--There are three kinds of people in the world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what just happened.
--I�ve learned that good-byes will always hurt; pictures will never replace having been there; memories, good or bad, will bring tears; and words can never replace feelings.
--True love is like a ghost, many believe but few have ever actually experienced it.
--If you ever catch on fire, try not to look in the mirror, because I bet that�s what really throws you into a panic.
--I think someone should invent a fruit that�s yummy looking, tastes delicious and screams when you bite into it.
--I�m crazy, I�m insane, I�m obsessive, I�m annoying, I�m boring, other than that, I�m pretty cool.
--I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on his roof called me a paranoid little weirdo�in Morse code.
--Well, I�m out like a fat kid playing dodge ball.
--Bruises heal, but I�m left with scars beneath the skin that even time in all its infinite glory cannot heal.
--If I was any clearer, I�d be a window. �Crystal
--My life�s rapidly becoming the punch line to a seriously disturbed joke.