--Oz: So, do you steal weapons from the army often?
Willow: Well, we don�t have cable so we have to make our own fun.
--I knew it! Not in the sense that I had the slightest idea what was going on, but I knew there was something I didn�t know. �Willow
--It�s funny how you can see someone everyday, but never really see them. �Buffy
--Okay, this is where I have a problem, see, because we�re talking about vampires; we�re having a talk with vampires in it. �Xander
--That�s creepy on a level I hardly knew existed. �Xander
--I don�t like vampires. I�m gonna take a stand and say they�re not good. �Xander
--Man, Buffy, my whole life just flashed before my eyes. I�ve got to get me a life. �Xander
--A slayer hunts vampires, Buffy is the slayer, don�t tell anyone. I think that�s all the vampire information you need. �Giles
--Buffy: Have I ever let you down?
Giles: Do you want me to answer that or shall I just glare?
--Cordelia: It�s in the bad part of town.
Buffy: Where�s that?
Cordelia: About half a block from the good part of town. We don�t have a whole lot of town.
--Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it, this is never good. �Giles
--Giles: Let�s not jump to any conclusions.
Buffy: I didn�t jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were.
--Buffy: I know what you are.
Angel: I�m just an animal, right?
Buffy: You�re not an animal. Animals I like.
--The dead rose?! We should�ve at least had an assembly. �Xander
--I laugh in the face of danger, then I hide until it goes away. �Xander
--Rodney Munson. God�s gift to the bell curve. What he lacks in smarts, he makes up for in lack of smarts. �Xander
--Buffy: I was a little sloppy on the roundhouse. You want me to try it again, right?
Giles: No, that�s fine. You run along to class and I�ll wait for the feeling to return to my arms.
--Spike: Are you feeling better then?
Drusilla: I�m naming all the stars.
Spike: Can�t see the stars, love. That�s the ceiling. Also, it�s day.
Drusilla: I can see them. But I�ve named them all the same name and there�s terrible confusion. I fear there may be a duel.
--Loneliness is about the scariest thing there is. �Angel
--Quod Perditum est, in venietur. (Latin: What was lost, shall be found) �Giles
--Buffy: I wish we could be regular kids.
Angel: I�ll never be a kid.
Buffy: Okay, then, a regular kid and her cradle robbing, creature of the night boyfriend.
--Oz: Look, monkey, and he has a little hat. And little pants.
Willow: Yeah, I see.
Oz: (About animal crackers) The monkey is the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that�you have the sweetest smile I�ve ever seen�so I�m wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, �Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity.� And you know the monkey�s just, �I mock you with my monkey pants.� Then there�s a big coup at the zoo�
Willow: The monkey�s French?
Oz: All monkeys are French. You didn�t know that?
--It�s like talking to a wall; only you get more from a wall. �Angel
--There�s a word for people like you, Faith: Loser. �Buffy
--Go ahead, mock me! �Xander
--One of us is very confused and I honestly don�t know which. �Xander
--1: We�ll stick out like sore thumbs.
2: Do they really stick out?
1: Sore thumbs. I mean, have you ever seen a thumb and gone, �wow, that baby�s sore!�
2: You have too many thoughts
--Xander: I need to talk to you.
Popular Chick: You mean in front of other people?!
--She just left. She didn�t even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know, some little sign that she cared? �Spike about Drusilla
--If I was blind, I�d see you. �Angel
--Buffy: Is Angel here?
Giles: He had to go.
Oz: It got kinda sunny.
--First word: Jail. Second word: Bait. �Faith
--Maybe Willow and I should take our coffees for a walk. �Xander
--Your best friends are a witch, a vampire, a werewolf, and whatever Xander is. �Pike
--And you�ll what? Lick me to death? �Giles
--It�s a big rock. I can�t wait to tell my friends. They don�t have a rock this big. �Spike
--It�s all falling into place. Although that place is far from this place. �Buffy
--Buffy: She tried to kill you.
Angel: That was just a cry for help.
Buffy: A cry for help is when you say �help� in a loud voice.
--Glory: You can�t understand my pain.
Buffy: Then I�ll just have to settle for causing it.
--Buffy: (finding a dead body) No skin.
Xander: Hard to look at.
Buffy: And yet my eyes won�t look away. Stupid eyes.
--Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person. �Xander
--Spike: I love you.
Buffy: Oh my god.
Spike: No, look at me! I�love you. You�re all I bloody think about. Dream about. You�re in my gut�my throat�I�m drowning in you, Summers, I�m drowning in you.