Zealot#1:
We are here to ask you if you have a personal relationship with the savior?
Jesus:
I believe I do, but I don�t believe I have personal relationship with you.
Zealot#2:
That is why we are here. We would like to invite you to join us in developing a personal relationship with the key to your salvation.
Jesus:
I�m pretty sure I have that covered. However, I think you should spend a little more time on your own salvation rather than going door to door.
Zealot#3:
We devote ourselves to not only our own salvation but helping other obtain it for themselves. Can we come in and show you the way?
Jesus:
I hate to break this to you, but I am the way. Only through me can salvation be obtained.
Zealot#1:
That is right, its only through ourselves and our own actions can salvation be obtained.
Jesus:
No, no, I think you misunderstood. I meant that only through me can the riches of the kingdom of God be received.
Zealot#2:
You are totally right on! You completely understand our message. It is only through ourselves that we obtain the kingdom of God.
Jesus:
No, I mean you can only get to heaven through me!
Zealot#3:
We are totally on the same wavelength. You should join us at our Church this Saturday evening. We will have a great time and study the words of our lord and savior.
Jesus:
Do you know who I am? Don�t you recognize me? I am your lord and savior!
Zealot#2:
Krishnamurdi? Is that you?
Jesus:
NO! For Christ�s sake I�m Jesus Christ, your lord and personal savior. You know, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me, Sound familiar at all?
Zealot#1:
OH! You mean Christianity! Sorry, we don�t dig on those pass� religions. Anyone who�s anyone is into the eastern thought thing now. Sorry dude, your so last year�s story.
Zealot#2:
I can see that your totally brainwashed by the western organized religions of the man. (Motioning to the other two) Come on, lets go. This guy is a total whackjob.
(The Zealots start walking away)
Jesus (yelling after them):
I really am Jesus. I can prove it. I can do miracles and stuff. I can walk on water and cure the sick! I know your mother really doesn�t love you! Come back! I�m the light of the world, he who follows me shall not walk in darkness but have the light of LIFE! Jesus Christ, what�s your problem?!?
