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Katharine, the Shrew,
was the eldest daughter of Baptista, a rich gentleman of Padua. She
was a lady of such an ungovernable spirit and fiery temper, such a
loud-tongued scold, that she was known in Padua by no other name
than Katharine the Shrew. It seemed very unlikely, indeed
impossible, that any gentleman would ever be found who would venture
to marry this lady, and therefore Baptista was much blamed for
deferring his consent to many excellent offers that were made to her
gentle sister Bianca, putting off all Bianca's suitors with this
excuse, that when the eldest sister was fairly off his hands, they
should have free leave to address young Bianca.
It happened, however, that a
gentleman, named Petruchio, came to Padua, purposely to look out for
a wife, who, nothing discouraged by these reports of Katharine's
temper, and hearing she was rich and handsome, resolved upon
marrying this famous termagant, and taming her into a meek and
manageable wife. And truly none was so fit to set about this
herculean labour as Petruchio, whose spirit was as high as
Katharine's, and he was a witty and most happy-tempered humorist,
and withal so wise, and of such a true judgement, that he well knew
how to feign a passionate and furious deportment, when his spirits
were so calm that himself could have laughed merrily at his own
angry feigning, for his natural temper was careless and easy; the
boisterous airs he assumed when he became the husband of Katharine
being but in sport, or more properly speaking, affected by his
excellent discernment, as the only means to overcome, in her own
way, the passionate ways of the furious Katharine.
A courting then Petruchio went to Katharine the Shrew; and first of
all he applied to Baptista her father, for leave to woo his
gentle daughter Katharine, as Petruchio called her, saying
archly, that having heard of her bashful modesty and mild behaviour,
he had come from Verona to solicit her love. Her father, though he
wished her married, was forced to confess Katharine would ill answer
this character, it being soon apparent of what manner of gentleness
she was composed, for her music-master rushed into the room to
complain that the gentle Katharine, his pupil, had broken his head
with her lute, for presuming to find fault with her performance;
which, when Petruchio heard, he said: 'It is a brave wench; I love
her more than ever, and long to have some chat with her'; and
hurrying the old gentleman for a positive answer, he said: 'My
business is in haste, signior Baptista, I cannot come every day to
woo. You knew my father: he is dead, and has left me heir to all his
lands and goods. Then tell me, if I get your daughter's love, what
dowry you will give with her.' Baptista thought his manner was
somewhat blunt for a lover; but being glad to get Katharine married,
he answered that he would give her twenty thousand crowns for her
dowry, and half his estate at his death: so this odd match was
quickly agreed on, and Baptista went to apprise his shrewish
daughter of her lover's addresses, and sent her in to Petruchio to
listen to his suit.
In the meantime Petruchio was
settling with himself the mode of courtship he should pursue; and he
said: 'I will woo her with some spirit when she comes. If she rails
at me, why then I will tell her she sings as sweetly as a
nightingale; and if she frowns, I will say she looks as clear as
roses newly washed with dew. If she will not speak a word, I will
praise the eloquence of her language; and if she bids me leave her,
I will give her thanks as if she bid me stay with her a week.' Now
the stately Katharine entered, and Petruchio first addressed her
with 'Good morrow, Kate, for that is your name, I hear.' Katharine,
not liking this plain salutation, said disdainfully: 'They call me
Katharine who do speak to me.' 'You lie,' replied the lover; 'for
you are called plain Kate, and bonny Kate, and sometimes Kate the
Shrew: but, Kate, you are the prettiest Kate in Christendom, and
therefore, Kate, hearing your mildness praised in every town, I am
come to woo you for my wife.'
A strange courtship they made of it.
She in loud and angry terms showing him how justly she had gained
the name of Shrew, while he still praised her sweet and courteous
words, till at length, hearing her father coming, he said (intending
to make as quick a wooing as possible): 'Sweet Katharine, let us set
this idle chat aside, for your father has consented that you shall
be my wife, your dowry is agreed on, and whether you will or no, I
will marry you.'
And now Baptista entering, Petruchio
told him his daughter had received him kindly, and that she had
promised to be married the next Sunday. This Katharine denied,
saying she would rather see him hanged on Sunday, and reproached her
father for wishing to wed her to such a mad-cap ruffian as Petruchio.
Petruchio desired her father not to regard her angry words, for they
had agreed she should seem reluctant before him, but that when they
were alone he had found her very fond and loving; and he said to
her: 'Give me your hand, Kate; I will go to Venice to buy you fine
apparel against our wedding day. Provide the feast, father, and bid
the wedding guests. I will be sure to bring rings, fine array, and
rich clothes, that my Katharine may be fine; and kiss me, Kate, for
we will be married on Sunday.'
On the Sunday all the wedding guests
were assembled, but they waited long before Petruchio came, and
Katharine wept for vexation to think that Petruchio had only been
making a jest of her. At last, however, he appeared; but he brought
none of the bridal finery he had promised Katharine, nor was he
dressed himself like a bridegroom, but in strange disordered attire,
as if he meant to make a sport of the serious business he came
about; and his servant and the very horses on which they rode were
in like manner in mean and fantastic fashion habited.
Petruchio could not be persuaded to
change his dress; he said Katharine was to be married to him, and
not to his clothes; and finding it was in vain to argue with him, to
the church they went, he still behaving in the same mad way, for
when the priest asked Petruchio if Katharine should be his wife, he
swore so loud that she should, that, all amazed, the priest let fall
his book, and as he stooped to take it up, this mad-brained
bridegroom gave him such a cuff, that down fell the priest and his
book again. And all the while they were being married he stamped and
swore so, that the high spirited Katharine trembled and shook with
fear. After the ceremony was over, while they were yet in the
church, he called for wine, and drank a loud health to the company,
and threw a sop which was at the bottom of the glass full in the
sexton's face, giving no other reason for this strange act than that
the sexton's beard grew thin and hungerly, and seemed to ask the sop
as he was drinking. Never sure was there such a mad marriage; but
Petruchio did but put this wildness on, the better to succeed in the
plot he had formed to tame his shrewish wife.
Baptista had provided a sumptuous
marriage feast, but when they returned from church, Petruchio,
taking hold of Katharine, declared his intention of carrying his
wife home instantly: and no remonstrance of his father-in-law, or
angry words of the enraged Katharine, could make him change his
purpose. He claimed a husband's right to dispose of his wife as he
pleased, and away he hurried Katharine off. he seeming so daring and
resolute that no one dared attempt to stop him.
Petruchio mounted his wife upon a
miserable horse, lean and lank, which he had picked out for the
purpose, and himself and his servant no better mounted; they
journeyed on through rough and miry ways, and ever when this horse
of Katharine's stumbled, he would storm and swear at the poor jaded
beast, who could scarce crawl under his burthen, as if he had been
the most passionate man alive.
At length, after a weary journey,
during which Katharine had heard nothing but the wild ravings of
Petruchio at the servant and the horses, they arrived at his house.
Petruchio welcomed her kindly to her home, but he resolved she
should have neither rest nor food that night. The tables were
spread, and supper soon served; but Petruchio, pretending to find
fault with every dish, threw the meat about the floor, and ordered
the servants to remove it away; and all this he did, as he said, in
love for his Katharine, that she might not eat meat that was not
well dressed. And when Katharine, weary and supperless, retired to
rest, he found the same fault with the bed, throwing the pillows and
bedclothes about the room, so that she was forced to sit down in a
chair, where if she chanced to drop asleep, she was presently
awakened by the loud voice of her husband, storming at the servants
for the ill-making of his wife's bridal-bed.
The next day Petruchio pursued the
same course, still speaking kind words to Katharine, but when she
attempted to eat, finding fault with everything that was set before
her, throwing the breakfast on the floor as he had done the supper;
and Katharine, the haughty Katharine, was fain to beg the servants
would bring her secretly a morsel of food; but they being instructed
by Petruchio, replied, they dared not give her anything unknown to
their master. 'Ah,' said she, 'did he marry me to famish me? Beggars
that come to my father's door have food given them. But I, who never
knew what it was to entreat for anything, am starved for want of
food, giddy for want of sleep, with oaths kept waking, and with
brawling fed; and that which vexes me more than all, he does it
under the name of perfect love, pretending that if I sleep or eat,
it were present death to me.' Here the soliloquy was interrupted by
the entrance of Petruchio: he, not meaning she should be quite
starved, had brought her a small portion of meat, and he said to
her: 'How fares my sweet Kate? Here, love, you see how diligent I
am, I have dressed your meat myself. I am sure this kindness merits
thanks. What, not a word? Nay, then you love not the meat, and all
the pains I have taken is to no purpose.' He then ordered the
servant to take the dish away. Extreme hunger, which had abated the
pride of Katharine, made her say, though angered to the heart: 'I
pray you let it stand.' But this was not all Petruchio intended to
bring her to, and he replied: 'The poorest service is repaid with
thanks, and so shall mine before you touch the meat.' On this
Katharine brought out a reluctant 'I thank you, sir.' And now he
suffered her to make a slender meal, saying: 'Much good may it do
your gentle heart, Kate; eat apace! And now, my honey love, we will
return to your father's house, and revel it as bravely as the best,
with silken coats and caps and golden rings, with ruffs and scarfs
and fans and double change of finery'; and to make her believe he
really intended to give her these gay things, he called in a tailor
and a haberdasher, who brought some new clothes he had ordered for
her, and then giving her plate to the servant to take away, before
she had half satisfied her hunger, he said: 'What, have you dined?'
The haberdasher presented a cap, saying: 'Here is the cap your
worship bespoke'; on which Petruchio began to storm afresh, saying
the cap was moulded in a porringer, and that it was no bigger than a
cockle or walnut shell, desiring the haberdasher to take it away and
make it bigger. Katharine said: 'I will have this; all
gentlewomen wear such caps as these.' 'When you are gentle,' replied
Petruchio, you shall have one too, and not till then.' The meat
Katharine had eaten had a little revived her fallen spirits, and she
said: 'Why, sir, I trust I may have leave to speak, and speak I
will: I am no child, no babe; your betters have endured to hear me
say my mind; and if you cannot, you had better stop your ears.'
Petruchio would not hear these angry words, for he had happily
discovered a better way of managing his wife than keeping up a
jangling argument with her; therefore his answer was: 'Why, you say
true; it is a paltry cap, and I love you for not liking it.' 'Love
me, or love me not,' said Katharine, 'I like the cap, and I will
have this cap or none.' 'You say you wish to see the gown,' said
Petruchio, still affecting to misunderstand her. The tailor then
came forward and showed her a fine gown he had made for her.
Petruchio, whose intent was that she should have neither cap nor
gown, found as much fault with that. 'O mercy, Heaven!' said he,
'what stuff is here! What, do you call this a sleeve? it is like a
demi-cannon, carved up and down like an apple tart.' The tailor
said: 'You bid me make it according to the fashion of the times';
and Katharine said, she never saw a better fashioned gown. This was
enough for Petruchio, and privately desiring these people might be
paid for their goods, and excuses made to them for the seemingly
strange treatment he bestowed upon them, he with fierce words and
furious gestures drove the tailor and the haberdasher out of the
room; and then, turning to Katharine, he said: 'Well, come, my Kate,
we will go to your father's even in these mean garments we now
wear.' And then he ordered his horses, affirming they should reach
Baptista's house by dinner-time, for that it was but seven o'clock.
Now it was not early morning, but the very middle of the day, when
he spoke this; therefore Katharine ventured to say, though modestly,
being almost overcome by the vehemence of his manner: 'I dare assure
you, sir, it is two o'clock, and will be supper-time before we get
there.' But Petruchio meant that she should be so completely
subdued, that she should assent to everything he said, before he
carried her to her father; and therefore, as if he were lord even of
the sun, and could command the hours, he said it should be
what time he pleased to have it, before he set forward; 'For,' he
said, 'whatever I say or do, you still are crossing it. I will not
go to-day, and when I go, it shall be what o'clock I say it is.'
Another day Katharine was forced to practise her newly found
obedience, and not till he had brought her proud spirit to such a
perfect subjection, that she dared not remember there was such a
word as contradiction, would Petruchio allow her to go to her
father's house; and even while they were upon their journey thither,
she was in danger of being turned back again, only because she
happened to hint it was the sun, when he affirmed the moon shone
brightly at noonday. 'Now, by my mother's son,' said he, 'and that
is myself, it shall be the moon, or stars, or what I
list, before I journey to your father's house.' He then made
as if he were going back again; but Katharine, no longer Katharine
the Shrew, but the obedient wife, said: 'Let us go forward, I pray,
now we have come so far, and it shall be the sun, or moon, or what
you please, and if you please to call it a rush candle henceforth, I
vowed it shall be so for me.' This he was resolved to prove,
therefore he said again: 'I say, it is the moon.' 'I know it is the
moon,' replied Katharine. 'You lie, it is the blessed sun,' said
Petruchio. 'Then it is the blessed sun,' replied Katharine; 'but sun
it is not, when you say it is not. What you will have it named, even
so it is, and so it ever shall be for Katharine.' Now then he
suffered her to proceed on her journey; but further to try if this
yielding humour would last, he addressed an old gentleman they met
on the road as if he had been a young woman, saying to him:
'Good morrow, gentle mistress'; and asked Katharine if she
had ever beheld a fairer gentlewoman, praising the red and white of
the old man's cheeks, and comparing his eyes to two bright
stars; and again he addressed him, saying: 'Fair lovely maid,
once more good day to you!' and said to his wife: 'Sweet Kate,
embrace her for her beauty's sake.' The now completely
vanquished Katharine quickly adopted her husband's opinion, and made
her speech in like sort to the old gentleman, saying to him: 'Young
budding virgin, you are fair, and fresh, and sweet: whither
are you going, and where is your dwelling? Happy are the
parents of so fair a child.' 'Why, how now, Kate,' said
Petruchio; 'I hope you are not mad. This is a man, old and wrinkled,
faded and withered, and not a maiden, as you say he is.' On this
Katharine said: 'Pardon me, old gentleman; the sun has so
dazzled my eyes, that everything I look on seemeth green. Now I
perceive you are a reverend father: I hope you will pardon me for my
sad mistake.' 'Do, good old grandsire,' said Petruchio, 'and tell us
which way you are travelling. We shall be glad of your good company,
if you are going our way.' The old gentleman replied: 'Fair sir, and
you my merry mistress, your strange encounter has much amazed me. My
name is Vincentio, and I am going to visit a son of mine who lives
at Padua.' Then Petruchio knew the old gentleman to be the father of
Lucentio, a young gentleman who was to be married to Baptista's
younger daughter, Bianca, and he made Vincentio very happy, by
telling him the rich marriage his son was about to make: and they
all journeyed on pleasantly together till they came to Baptista's
house, where there was a large company assembled to celebrate the
wedding of Bianca and Lucentio, Baptista having willingly consented
to the marriage of Bianca when he had got Katharine off his hands.
When they entered, Baptista welcomed
them to the wedding feast, and there was present also another newly
married pair.
Lucentio, Bianca's husband, and
Hortensio, the other new married man, could not forbear sly jests,
which seemed to hint at the shrewish disposition of Petruchio's
wife, and these fond bridegrooms seemed high pleased with the mild
tempers of the ladies they had chosen, laughing at Petruchio for his
less fortunate choice. Petruchio took little notice of their jokes
till the ladies were retired after dinner, and then he perceived
Baptista himself joined in the laugh against him: for when Petruchio
affirmed that his wife would prove more obedient than theirs, the
father of Katharine said: 'Now, in good sadness, son Petruchio, I
fear you have got the veriest shrew of all.' 'Well,' said Petruchio,
'I say no, and therefore for assurance that I speak the truth, let
us each one send for his wife, and he whose wife is most obedient to
come at first when she is sent for, shall win a wager which we will
propose.' To this the other two husbands willingly consented, for
they were quite confident that their gentle wives would prove more
obedient than the headstrong Katharine; and they proposed a wager of
twenty crowns, but Petruchio merrily said, he would lay as much as
that upon his hawk or hound, but twenty times as much upon his wife.
Lucentio and Hortensio raised the wager to a hundred crowns, and
Lucentio first sent his servant to desire Bianca would come to him.
But the servant returned, and said: 'Sir, my mistress sends you word
she is busy and cannot come.' 'How,' said Petruchio, 'does she say
she is busy and cannot come? Is that an answer for a wife?' Then
they laughed at him, and said, it would be well if Katharine did not
send him a worse answer. And now it was Hortensio's turn to send for
his wife; and he said to his servant: 'Go, and entreat my wife to
come to me.' 'Oh ho! entreat her!' said Petruchio. 'Nay, then, she
needs must come.' 'I am afraid, sir,' said Hortensio, 'your wife
will not be entreated.' But presently this civil husband looked a
little blank, when the servant returned without his mistress; and he
said to him: 'How now! Where is my wife?' 'Sir,' said the servant,
'my mistress says, you have some goodly jest in hand, and therefore
she will not come. She bids you come to her.' 'Worse and worse!'
said Petruchio; and then he sent his servant, saying: 'Sirrah, go to
your mistress, and tell her I command her to come to me.' The
company had scarcely time to think she would not obey this summons,
when Baptista, all in amaze, exclaimed: 'Now, by my holidame,
here comes Katharine!' and she entered, saying meekly to Petruchio:
'What is your will, sir, that you send for me?' 'Where is your
sister and Hortensio's wife?' said he. Katharine replied: 'They sit
conferring by the parlour fire.' 'Go, fetch them hither!' said
Petruchio. Away went Katharine without reply to perform her
husband's command. 'Here is a wonder,' said Lucentio, 'if you talk
of a wonder.' 'And so it is,' said Hortensio; 'I marvel what it
bodes.' 'Marry, peace it bodes,' said Petruchio, 'and love, and
quiet life, and right supremacy; and, to be short, everything that
is sweet and happy.' Katharine's father, overjoyed to see this
reformation in his daughter, said: 'Now, fair befall thee, son
Petruchio! you have won the wager, and I will add another twenty
thousand crowns to her dowry, as if she were another daughter, for
she is changed as if she had never been.' 'Nay,' said Petruchio, 'I
will win the wager better yet, and show more signs of her newbuilt
virtue and obedience.' Katharine now entering with the two ladies,
he continued: 'See where she comes, and brings your froward wives as
prisoners to her womanly persuasion. Katharine, that cap of yours
does not become you; off with that bauble, and throw it under foot.'
Katharine instantly took off her cap, and threw it down. 'Lord!'
said Hortensio's wife, 'may I never have a cause to sigh till I am
brought to such a silly pass!' And Bianca, she too said: 'Fie, what
foolish duty call you this?' On this Bianca's husband said to her:
'I wish your duty were as foolish too! The wisdom of your duty, fair
Bianca, has cost me a hundred crowns since dinner-time.' 'The more
fool you,' said Bianca, 'for laying on my duty." Katharine,' said
Petruchio, 'I charge you tell these headstrong women what duty they
owe their lords and husbands.' And to the wonder of all present, the
reformed shrewish lady spoke as eloquently in praise of the
wife-like duty of obedience, as she had practised it implicitly in a
ready submission to Petruchio's will. And Katharine once more became
famous in Padua, not as heretofore, as Katharine the Shrew, but as
Katharine the most obedient and duteous wife in Padua. |