You see, a long time ago, long before the birth of your Universe, at least the one you know of, an aggregation of weird fluctuations gained awareness of its own existence.  This awareness called itself God.  Because he was alone for a long time, he eventually grew bored with himself, until the point he realized he could eliminate boredom by creating another entity like himself, one he could talk with.  So out of boredom God created me.  But I wanted to be like him.