DADDY
SUNG BASS - DOWNLOADABLE MIDI
DAD SAYS...
Don't ask me, ask your mother.
Were you raised in a barn?
Close the door.
You didn't beat me. I let
you win.
Big boys don't cry.
Don't worry. It's only blood.
Don't you know any normal
boys?
Now you listen to ME, Buster!
I'll play catch after I
read the paper.
Coffee will stunt your growth.
A little dirt never hurt
anyone--just wipe it off..
Get your elbows off the
table.
I told you, keep your eye
on the ball.
Who said life was supposed
to be fair?
The fair's in October.
Always say please and thank
you.
That way, you get more.
If you forget,
you'll be grounded till
the end of the world.
You call that a haircut?
"Hey" is for horses.
This will hurt me a lot
more than it hurts you.
Turn off those lights.
Do you think I am made of
money?
Don't give me any of your
lip, young lady.
You call that noise "music"?
We're not lost.
I'm just not sure where
we are.
No, we're not there yet.
Shake it off. It's only
pain.
When I was your age ,
I treated MY father with
respect.
As long as you live under
my roof,
you'll live by my rules.
I'll tell you why. Because
I said so. That's why.
Do what I say, not what
I do.
Sit up straight, knucklehead!
So you think you're smart,
do you?
What's so funny? Wipe that
smile off your face.
Young ladies perspire, they
do not sweat.
If I've told you once,
I've told you a thousand
times
You want something to do?
I'll give you something
to do.
You should visit more often.
Your mother worries.
This is your last warning.
I'm not sleeping, I was
watching that channel.
What keeps those jeans of
yours from falling off?
I'm not just talking to
hear my own voice!
A little pain never hurt
anybody.
I knew how to cook
when I was your age, young
lady!
Don't take yourself so seriously,
take what you do seriously!
Laugh at yourself first,
you'll take the bite out
of others doing so for you.
You're always a winner if
you lose with a smile.
Go tell your mother she
wants you.
Any fights, I win!
That's the best way I know
to put out an eye!
You could drive a wooden
man nuts!
In MY day......
Eat it! It will grow hair
on your chest!
Don't forget to check your
oil.
Four things come not back:
time past, the spoken word,
the sped arrow and a missed
opportunity.
You can want in one hand
and spit in the other
and see which one fills
up first.
If your friend jumped off
a bridge would you?
If I didn't love you so
much I wouldn't punish you...
I would let you do whatever
you wanted.
Stop crying or I'll give
you a reason to cry.
You have things so easy!
When I was your age
I had to walk to school
in 10 feet of snow
up hill both ways!
You're only young once.
You're gonna like it, whether
you like it or not!
The early bird gets the
worm. Rise and shine!
Don't take any wooden nickels!
Life is a journey
and you've just reached
one of many speed bumps
to come.
Don't look at me in that
tone of voice!
How many times
do I have to pound that
into your head?
I'm not lost, it's just
over the next hill!
If you want to do something,
do it because you want to.
Don't do it because someone
else did.
As long as you tried your
hardest,
that's all that matters.
What do you think this is,
your birthday?
If ifs and buts were candy
and nuts
then we'd all have a merry
Christmas.
Don't believe anything you
hear
and only half of what you
see.
What do you think I am,
a bank?
What part of NO don't you
understand?
I don't care what other
people are doing!
I'm not everybody elses
father!
You're not leaving
my house dressed like that!
What will other parents
think?
Could those sleeves be any
longer?
You look like a bag lady!
Headache remedy:
Put your head through the
window
and the pain will be gone.
Worrying about things you
can't change
is like a rocking chair...
it gives you something to
do,
but it doesn't get you anywhere.
Hurt much? I didn't feel
a thing.
I feel for you, but I can't
reach you from here.
If you're gonna be dumb,
you've gotta be tough.
Didn't your teacher learn
you anything?!
You can marry a rich guy
just as easily
as you can a poor guy.
It's hard to be good, and
easy to be bad.
If you're going to steal
a car,
at least make it a Cadillac
(but don't call me asking
for bail.)
I got my tongue wrapped
around my eye-tooth
and couldn't see what I
was saying.
Men are like buses.
Just wait on the corner
and another one will come
along.
Don't tell on anybody
unless you tell on yourself
first.
Hey, did you hear me talking
to you?
I'm
not watching television. I'm resting my eyes.
Don't use that tone with
me!
Am I talking to a brick
wall?
If I catch you doing that
one more time, I'll...
Act your age.
Two wrongs do not make a
right.
Wipe your feet!
Enough is enough!
Don't make me stop the car!
What did I just get finished
telling you?
You know you're always
gonna to be Daddy's little
girl...
