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| Images from Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Jurassic Park, The Lost World, The Exorcist, Spaceballs, Stigmata, Titan A.E., and Final Destination, Event Horizon, Sleepy Hollow, The Fast and the Furious, and Predator. |
| A fine collection of South Park and The Simpsons. |
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| As long as your here, why not sign my guestbook? You have no reason not to! NOW SIGN IT! |
| Play great games! Includes an Indulgence Advisor (I forget exactly what that is), Slots, Tic-Tac-Toe, a Love Compatibility Test, and Video Poker. |
| WE ARE TEMPORARILY [OR INDEFINATELY, WHO KNOWS] EXPERIENCING REMODELING THINGIES SO THIS SITE IS UNDERGOING A MAJOR RENOVATION, SO TO SPEAK. THAT MEANS THAT I'M GONNA CHANGE A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRAP JUST FOR YOU! IT MAY TAKE AS LONG AS FOREVER SEEING AS HOW NOBODY COMES HERE AND THERE'S REALLY NO POINT IN DOING ANYTHING WITH IT. |
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| This site is brought to you by the wonderfully non-existent staff that makes up the wonderfully non existent MGS Studios. |
| Do not go here, there is nothing here. |
| And now for some useless information. |
| Well, how are you? I'm good thanks for asking! Are you enjoying my site? I HOPE NOT! By that I mean that I hope you have not started searching around yet. Let me give you some useless information about my site. If you want to go to, oh, let's say, view my wallpapers (I recommend you do), you would do that by clicking on the wallpapers button above. Relatively simple. If you wanted to look at, hmm, How to Keep an Internet Idiot Busy For Hours (I recommend you do), you would do that by clicking on the How to Keep an Internet Idiot Busy For Hours (which I recommend you do). Relatively simple again. You see, as you can see, this site is relatively simple in the fact that if you know what your looking for (and it is on my site, which it most likely isn't) you will find it by clicking on the name of what it is your looking for. By the way, have you ever read 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'? I recommend that you do. It is actually a series of books. Most excellent. Before you say it's dumb let me tell you it's not. See, this book taught me the answer to the question of The Universe, Life, and Everything. The answer, is 42. Now before you ask what that means you have to understand that you don't actually understand what the question is. Now before you try to understand what it is that I understand you have to understand that in order to actually understand you must read (and understand) the 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'. Understand? Good! Now before you think that my site is completely retarded, understand that I add to it every now and then. For example this is new! Or at least it was when I added it. Now a great example of something neat on this site is the ever-so-popular 'Empty Space' immediately below this portion of the useless information. Actually that thing is immediately below this portion of the useless information. Now what I was going to say is that you should SIGN MY GUESTBOOK! because you have no reason not to. Toodles! |
| Go here to find out how to keep an internet idiot busy for hours! |
| My wallpapers are nice images or collages for various movies on this site and a few I made myself that aren't movies but should be! Just look at them! Note: For Windows Only! |
| It has been said that empty space is completely empty, when in fact, it isn't empty at all. You see the words 'The Empty Space' and this little bit here are things, making this space not empty. So The Empty Space is a fabled bit of empty space, but its still pretty neat. For more useless information see the 'And Now For Some Useless Information' area immediately above this portion on the Empty Space. |
| DISCLAIMER: MGS Studios expressly reserves the right to like and not like whomever they please. MGS Studios can and will use your own ugly looks against you in a court of law. Copying any information from here on in is strictly forbidden and punishable by taunting. If you are offended by anything whatsoever, turn back now. MGS Studios would like to point out that after this point of reading you have no legal powers whatsoever, and can not sue, fine, or complain about anything from here on in. By moving your mouse after this you understand that you may be taunted by the founders of MGS Studios for no reason whatsoever. If you have a high level of flatulence, or are experiencing bloating in the abdominal area, please locate and ingest some Bean-O or Gas-X immediately. |
| No refunds: Please waste time here at your own expense. |
| You're just going to have to go here and look forself. It's Japanese products and such written in English, well, Engrish actually. For example - "For restrooms, go back towards your behind." and other such nonsense. Guaranteed to lose 5 pounds laughing! |
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| The above was added because The Calling is cool, so take that! |
| A LETTER TO MY FRIENDS |
| Dear Friends, Throughout my life I have learned many things. Life's lessons vary from such things as knowing how to fill a car up with gas, to knowing that you should never put a full can of soda in a fire. From remembering to lock up your locker at school at night, to knowing just how close you can get to a river without falling in. Yes, I have learned all these things from experience, and I'm sure I will experience many more things. The freshman chapter of my life has come to a close recently, with the onset of summer vacation, driver's ed, and a college education looming in the horizon, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Friend Forever, Matt |
| Some pics of me. Incidentally, I'm not wearing a shirt in any of them. (???) |
| Some pics of that annoying beast that barks every time he sees something. |
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| This site has been digitally masted and THX certified for optimal audio experience....it was very easy to do cuz there is no audio whatsoever. |
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| Welcome! Please close that horribly annoying ad on the right. Yeah, um, I'm thinkin' about moving this site. By that I mean basically completely destroying this one and starting from scratch. Ya know, new name, new stuff, and stuff. I realize that anything beyond the main page on this site is pretty stupid, so I will keep you updated as to what I am doing. However with school starting and everything I'm not sure how much time I'll have, but we'll see how it goes k? K! 8/31/02 |