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Yo Mama Jokes Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help. Yo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat @$$. Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh! Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet. Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through. Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip. Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real. Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store. Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station. Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. So Stupid: Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate". Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned. Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops Yo mama's so stupid, she gave birth to you. Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20. Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey. Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key. Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. Yo mama's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or grape?" Yo mama's so stupid, she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager. Yo mama's so stupid, she peals M&M's to make chocolate chip cookies. Yo mama's so stupid, she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the bix. Yo mama's so stupid, she took lessons for a player piano. Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job. Yo mama's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911". Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it. Yo mama's so stupid. she tripped on a cordless phone. Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned a fish. So Hairy: Yo mama's so hairy, if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet. Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her. Yo mama' so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers. Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds. Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker. So Greasy: Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats Crisco. Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead. Yo mama's so greasy, she's labeled as an ingredient in Crisco. Yo mama's so greasy, her freckles slipped off. Yo mama's so greasy, I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs. Yo mama's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her. Yo mama's so poor, she's on the cover of the food stamp. |
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