My Goodies, My Goodies, My Goodies
Not my goodies!
You may look at me and think that I'm
Just a young girl
But I'm not just a young girl.
Baby this is what I'm lookin' for:
I want a sexy, independent, gotta spend it type that's gettin' his dough
I'm not bein too dramatic that's how i I gotta have it.
I bet you want the goddies
Bet you thought about it.
Got you all hot and bothered.
mad 'cause I talk around it
If your lookin for the goodies
Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh yeah
Just because you drive a Benz
I'm not goin home with you.
You won't get no nookie or the cookies
I'm no rookie.
If you ain't
Sexy independent
I ain't wit' it so you already know.
I'm not bein too dramatic that's the way I gotta have it
You may talk slick
Try hit
But I'm not dumb
I'm not bein too dramatic it's just how I gotta have it
I bet you want the goodies
bet you thought about it
Got you all hot and bothered.
Mad 'cause I talk around it it.
If your lookin for the goodies
Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh
Terri's music hit's over the loud speaker. The fireworks shoot out from the sides of the ring, and the long ramp leading to the ring. The fans are on their feet, as her music video plays over the titan trone. Terri walks out wearing a revealing little outfit, as usual, and stops and bends her knees and does her little she devil horns. She skips down the ring, and slaps a few lucky fans hands. She gets up the steps, and slowly makes her way under the bottom rope, bending over revealing some of her own "goodies". She climbs into the ring, and heads over to the top rope facing the front crowd, towards the camera. She gets leans over revealing both her assets, and the fans go nuts. She swings down, and walks over and looks around as she stands with her hands on her hips. She grabs a mic, and brings it to her lips as the crowd hushes down, so she may speak.
~!~Terri Runnels~!~
~!~Thanks guys! Now, did you all happen to see my little present for Lucy Fur the other night?! *the fans go nuts, and cheer* I know, I know..It was just a personal gift from me, to her. I hope she likes it when she see's it! But tonight isn't Lucy's night. No, she had her time. Tonight, I think will be...Lana's Night!! *crowd boos* I know, I know. Why am I facing this broad again right? I don't even know if it's worth it, to face her. I mean, she's so damn annoying! I'd rather just get in the ring, have her rip my ears off, and be done with it. Everytime I face her, I have to hear her bitch, bitch bitch. Bitch about how shes gonna break a nail, or how she doesn't want to fight against her opponent, or how she just wants to run around half naked in some beauty pageants. Plus, why do we always have to see her with that sickly, bulldog looking, bitch, Paris Hilton. Is she so ugly, and so annoying that Lana can't get any other friends? I mean shes always with her. Maybe perhaps they swing both ways on the tree of love? Maybe there just a little more then friends?? Hey, they'd be perfect for eachother. There both dumb, ugly, bleach blondes, who sit around all day talking about their money, and like omg..did you see that guy the other day..yeah, to bad he like totally passed us by...he was SO hot.."quote paris". I seriously think instead of Lana wasting money on that ugly ass wardrobe of hers, and perfecting or unperfecting her looks in my opinion, she should have spent money on goin to college or something. Cuz girlfriend is dumb! She thinks ABC'S, only channel 4 and 6..her vocabulary consists of..me, omg, hot, and like for sure..Please, go to school. Get some education..learn something! Then maybe once you get half a brain in your head, then you can come back and fight..Cuz if you get hurt, I am seriously afraid of how much dumber your little head can handle..
~!~But seriously Lana. I know since you "beat" me, in our last match, if you can even call it beating me. You think you can walk around, and act all high and mighty and bad. Well news flash sweetie, You didn't techniqally win that match! You had to cheat to beat me! Isn't that right everyone? *fans cheer in agreement* You couldn't beat me for the pin..1...2...3... fair and sqaure. We all saw it, after the fact. You used your fat ass to squish my poor little body, under you, and used your feet on the ropes! There was no way I could push your fat ass off me. Not untill atleast 20 cans of slimfast from now..So I hope your proud, because everyone here knows, I know, you Know, and everyone in back knows, that if you had tried to pin me without using your feet, I would have kicked out, I would have beat you, and I would have the win. But hey, I didn't leave you empty handed did I? I left you walking away bloody! I showed your Barbie ass what I can do, and I may not have won really, but I did what I said I was gonna do, I hurt you, and I made you bleed. I walked out of their fine, I walked out with my head held high, and you well ran away, screaming, and crying like a little baby, all over some blood! I guess we know who really had the upper hand that night, and thats me. But hey, theirs always room for 2nd chances right? I have the opprutunity to step in the ring again, and this time I will hurt you again, and I will get the 1...2....3 pin. I would love for it to be you more than anyone because of your cheating ways. So be ready, because this time its not gonna be you, cheating. I will see to it. I am going to win this match, and teach you not to mess with me, once again. This time its not going to be just a little blood..Its gonna be alot, so handle that one!
But seriously Lana, I don't want you to think that I forgot you honey..I gave Lucy a present, so don't think I wouldnt get you one too. It's a very special present. You see Lana, you say you didn't have any plastic surgery done, and you didn't need any to make you as beautiful as you were. Well I dont believe that for a second, so I did a little research, and I happened to find a lovely picture of you back in the day. I believe your about 19-20 years old, and it's before the boobs, the makeup, the colligen, the lips, the lipo. and well pretty much everything else we see on you today. Personally, I think you look fabulous honey, just great. I dont see why you got surgery at all! *terris sarcasm shines through* So everyone let me introduce the beautiful gorgeous former Lana Star! *fans cheer*
~!~Suddenly, up on the titan trone shines a big huge giant picture of a big huge disgusting fat lady! She has got to be like 500 lbs. She has horrible makeup, bleached hair like lanas, and is just plain ugly!!! The fans go nuts, and Terri falls to the floor laughing, so hard she almost tears up. The fans are going nuts, and everyone is laughing at "Lana".
Oh My god Lana! You sexy bitch you! I swear as your friend Paris would say, that is so "hot". I mean you look gorgeous. But wow, the difference now.. Ok well their really isnt any difference, except your a little tanner now? Maybe your boobs are the same size? I dont know, but damn girl, I really dont get why you had to have all the surgery, you look just about the same. *laughs* Anyways, I know your going to deny its you, but dont worry, we all support your decision. I got this personally from your family collection. They told me not to show anyone, but hey I couldnt resist! So Lana I guess I should be thankful, you cheated in our match last time when you weighed what you weight now, cuz damn girl if you weighed what you do in that picture, holy crap, I wouldnt be living here to tell the tail..Well maybe if you ate me or something, I could have eventually appeared again! But Lana, in all seriousness, big mama..ahhaha I think that will be your nickname now.. I will see you in the ring, and bring it. I want you to bring everything you have, because come this Raw, I am going to walk out victorious, and I am going to strip you of your dignity, If I havent already, and I promise, I will get the gold, while you, will walk away with nothing but blood on your face..once again..Now hit my music!!!
I bet you want my goodies...Terri's music plays again, and she continues to laugh and smile evilly. She is quite proud of herself, as she drops the mic to the floor, and hops out of the ring, She climbs under the ropes, and blows kisses to all the cheering fans. She heads up the ramp, skipping, and stops at the top. The pyro shoots off, and she raises her arms high in the air, and does the devil horns. The lights flicker, and the tv hits to a commercial, as her music fades, and the commentators talk about what they have just seen, as Terri heads to the back, the fans still cheering, and she is walking laughing, as she suddenly runs into Micheal Cole. He stops her, for a quick interview, Terri sighs but agrees, because she is in such a great mood.
~!~Micheal Cole~!~ Terri, what was that out there. I watched and I couldn't believe my eyes, you really are being wicked lately.
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ *Smiles* Well thanks Micheal, I take that as a compliment. I want these bitches to know, that I am not playing around. You got it?
~!~Micheal Cole~!~ I mean, first attacking and ruining Lucy's hangout, then this picture of so called "Lana". You are being truley evil..
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ Well, I guess the competition for the gold, brings out everyones true colors. I mean buissness, and I want a title, so I will stop at nothing to get it. Plain and simple.
~!~Micheal Cole~!~ Was that even a picture of Lana, it couldnt have been.
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ Weather it was or not, it certainly reminded me alot of her, now didn't it. Bottom line I showed her what i think of her, and the fans obviously agreed.
~!~Micheal Cole~!~ And Lucy..why did you do that to her one and only place she knows and can call her own?
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ I dont like the ugly freak, and I knew she worshiped that place ,so I brought it down, and did a little redecorating, nothing wrong with that is there?
~!~Micheal Cole~!~ When she see's it, shes going to go nuts. Arent you just feuling the fire of all these ladies?.
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ Thats my goal micheal. Dont you get it? Im pushing the envelope, seeing how pissed I can make them, seeing how far they will go. I want them to be nice and mad for my match, so I can enjoy winning even more.
~!~Micheal Cole~!~ Youll be lucky if they all dont gun for you.
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ I hope they do Micheal, see If I care. I cant take them all on, and I really dont have any worries what so ever. I will walk out of that match the winner, just you wait and see.
~!~Micheal Cole~!~ Do you have anything planned for Sable? So far you have had presents for all your opponents.
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ I may or may not have something planned for grandma. I dont know yet, youll have to wait and see now wont you?
~!~Micheal Cole~!~ I guess you will leave us all in suspense, but Im sure if you have something up your sleeve well see it soon.
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ You know me so well Micheal, Your getting so good at this.
~!~Micheal Cole~!~ Well thanks for your time Terri, good luck in your match.
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ Dont need it Micheal, I am going to win this match, if its the last thing I ever do. If youll excuse me, Ive got places to be. See you later.
~!~Micheal Cole~!~ Bye Terri...*sighs*
~!~Terri walks off skipping happily, and smiling. Micheal stands their, and tells his crew to wrap it up, and cut. He walks off, as we cut off to a commercial and the scene fades off to black ,as a raw promotional commercial cuts, and the scene ends.
