We are in Florida. It's a beautiful, breezy night outside. Inside a beautiful Mansion, we see that It's Terri's Night off, and she is home with her gorgeous hunk of a boyfriend. She is in some silk pajama pants, a little tank top, and some slippers. Her hair is pulled up tight. She and her boyfriend, Brian we come to realize is his name, are sitting in the living room. They are watchin Lucy Fur's "big" promo, on the big screen television set. They both are sipping champagne, and laughing so hard at what Loser- Fur has just said to Terri. They have to get themselves together for a moment, but then they begin to calm down. Terri is so amused with this little girl who is just so weird and freakish, that it amuses her and worries her at the same time.
~!~Brian~!~ Hey babe, are you sure you wanna step in the ring with this chick? She's a few candles short of a birthday cake if you know what I mean.
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ Don't worry, she amuses me more than anything else hun. What is she gonna do, voodoo me to death? Shes a pathetic little girl, whos into witch craft, and think shes a bad ass.
~!~Brian~!~ Yeah, but what if she does pull off some freaky shit like that? I mean I might never see you again. I see it now, "Babe dies in weirdo freak death caused by..well weirdo freak".
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ Shes not gonna do anything to me, trust me. I'll be lucky if she can get a punch or two in. She isnt a wrestler, please she was in WCW now..Thats where the losers go, you know that.
~!~Brian~!~ Hey maybe she wasn't there long, cuz she thought it was witch craft wrestling and go upset when she found our it was for normal people eh? *laughs*.
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ Yeah, her and normal people don
t go well together. I have never even seen her around people, she runs around in like a blanket, till she gets to her broiler room.
~!~Brian~!~ Freak. Why doesnt she go live in like some solitary confinment in some lonely country or something. Why come here, and wrestle in front of thousands of people?
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ I dont know, maybe she feels shes doing satans bidding or something. Like kicking ass for the all mighty great power she worships. Freak is right all right.
~!~Brian~!~ Could you believe her promo? It was stupid. HA! You made her little friend stop talking too.
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ I know! I wanted to pee my pants when she wouldnt answer Lucy, it was great. It was like she was under my spell or I hurt her feelings or something.
~!~Brian~!~ You got the power of persuastion babe. It's hot alright. I found it very amusing.
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ Yeah, but her insults don't bother me. I mean it's nothing I havent heard before. Like the omg..plastic surgery thing! *makes big shocked face*
~!~Brian~!~ Exactly, even if you did get surgery, it was years ago, and you look damn good babe. Trust me.
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ Maybe if Lucy Fur believed in plastic surgery the world would be a lot better of a place! I mean god, even some normal makeup would help that goth looking freak face.
~!~Brian~!~ and calling you old. Please, your not old babe. Your gorgeous, and she wishes she will look this good when shes a little older.
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ I know, If I looked better then she does at her age, imagine her when shes older. Shes gonna look like that guy Gene Simmons from kiss, on crack.
~!~Brian~!~ *hahah* But the scariest thing of all, holy shit.. she sat there for 20 minutes thinking she was talking to..."him". You know the one she worships?
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ Stop! Your freaking me out! Who sits their talking to themselves and thinks there talking to freakin the devil! I mean can we get this chick a freakin white coat and some padded walls and be done with it!
~!~Brian~!~ I know, thats some freaky ass shit, saying you were married to him, and drunk, and I dont know, I kinda drifted off into a very weird place after that..
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ Oh I shut myself off basically 5 minutes into what the douchebag said..I mean she really has some serious problems, she needs major help.
~!~Brian~!~ She actually thinks shes gonna beat you though. Its just weird..She makes me feel very weird babe...
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ Oh my god..maybe maybe its HIM!! Hes talking to you my son!! Hes gonna get you..BOO! *jumps on Brian*br>
~!~Brian~!~ dude! Stop! Now your freakin me out..I dont know about this babe, its kinda odd.
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ I'll be fine, if anything I'll be in the match with 2 other skanks, ill give them to her to eat or something, you know sacrifice, or whatever that weirdo does.
~!~Brian~!~ I hope you get her outta their quick. The sooner the better I'll tell ya that much.
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ I will, I plan on beating her sensless, and sending her back to hell where she came from. So she can worship, or do satin as much as she likes, whatever she does.
~!~Brian~!~ Thats weird babe...just dont even think like that ok?br>
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ Well bottom line, I am going to beat her. She's mad because I used lil horny she-devil as my nick name. I came up with that a long time ago, and she thinks I stole it from her father.
~!~Brian~!~ Right...*looks on in amazement*
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ I have something planned tommorow night. A little present. It's going to be lots of fun. Just wait and see, its going to be fun..for me of course.
~!~Brian~!~ Oh god what do you have up your sleeve Terri??
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ You'll just have to wait and see now won't you..Untill then..come here, lets do something devilish ourselves...
Terri jumps on top of Brian, and they laugh. They start to kiss and get a little passionate, as the shirts come off, and we exit to a blank screen, and it leads us away....scene end.
It's the next night, and we are suddenly deep down in the boiler room, where Lucy Fur and her little friend usually hang out. It's their domain, so we assume this is going to be a promo cut for Lucy Fur. But suddenly, the camera is a little reluctent to be down their as usual, and we are led to the back and we see..Terri Runnels..She is in all black and dark black makeup, and her hair has black streaks in it. She is smiling evilly, as we see quite a few props near by, and she tells the camera to come closer. She creams loudly, imitatading Lucy, and we see all these props.
~!~Terri "Lucy" Runnels~!~ *imidates Lucy in a loud shreaking annoying voice* Like Oh my god! Welcome to my freakish little domian, where me and my lesbian friend hang out all the time hidden from the world! Come in closer, I was just having an erotic phone sex conversation with "my father"..Looks up at the ceiling, which has a ghost like stick figure painted on it.. I am so sorry father, I have to finish this later, I need to shreak at the normal people now..Ok I love you too....*looks down*Oh my god, I am so mad Terri Runnels is so much better then me! She made fun of me, and im going to cry and bitch and moan to my daddy now, and my mute little friend who doesnt talk. wahhhh! I am so mad I could just hurt something. Terri I will beat you on Raw, if I have to come down to the ring, and hit you with my big shoe, or shreak so loud I make your eardrums bleed I will...I am going to beat you, if I have to call my daddy to the ring, and have him bite you in the butt! He has kick ass powers like that now, you hear me!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Im so mad!
Terri takes some props, like a pink spray paint can, and takes it and writes all over the boiler room. She sprays freak, weirdo, satins slut, and she-devil rocks for life, all over the walls, the broiler room, and the gross bed that is down there. She laughs, and walks over to Lucy's mirror, that she talks into, and shatters it into pieces with a hammer. Smash! The shattered glass goes everywhere. Terri takes out a coupon that reads "One free plastic surgery of any choosing" we can see the writing, and tapes it to the front door of the broiler room, and she puts a big pink kiss on it. She continues her fun by taking a weapon of some sort, and shreds the couch and pillows, and other crappy furniture that has been dusting away down there. She tosses feathers everywhere, and finnally..the last but not least..kick to the face..she takes out what looks to be..HOLY WATER?? She laughs seductivly and pours the holy water everywhere! Over the furniture, the floor, the broiler everywhere. Now it is protected by Lucy's ENEMY..god! She drops the bottle and kicks up some of the mess around her and laughs..She rips off the black dress and reveals a white skinny little mini with top, and her boots, she has on white knee highs. She laughs, and walks over to the camera.
~!~Terri Runnels~!~ You see Lucy, Don't mess with me bitch. You think your a badass, devil loving, freak whore huh? Well looks like you arent so bad now are you? You wanna mess with me, well they dont call me the she devil for nothing. I aint scared of you, your little mime, or your father. So if you want, all of you can meet me in that ring on Raw. Im gonna kick your ass all the way back to holy hell. To bad, now that I have killed your little hide out, your gonna have to face the world. Damn.. I probebly didnt do anyone any favors, cuz that means were gonna have to see your face...All well its worth, it cuz I just had a whole lot of fun at your expense. So Lucy, be prepared. Imma teach you what its really like to be friends with the devil, cuz when I am done with him you will be seeing a whole lot more of him. So sleep tight tonight Loser, because its probebly the last torture free sleep you will get for a long time..Goodnight..FREAK!
Terri laughs, and walks out of the broiler room, after she pushes the camera out of her face. She walks out leaving the mass destruction, and mess she left behind for Lucy, in her hideout, and walks off as the camera just scans around the room for a little while, checking out the mess. The camera soon fades to black and we hit to a commercial, for an adveritsment for raw..scene ends
