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HINDI JOKES
ONE MAN READ A BOARD " LIKHNEWALA BRILLIANT, PADHNEWALA IDIOT.. MAN BECOME ENGRY, HE RUB BOARD AND WRITE "PADHNEWALA BRILIANT, LIKHNEWALA IDIOT"
WIFE : AGAR ME MAR JAO TO TUM KYA KAROGE.. HUSBAND : SHAYAD ME MAR JAONGA.. WIFE : KYO? HUSBAND : KABHI KABHI ZYADA KHUSI JAN LEVA HOTI HAI..
DO SARDAR PAIDAL JA RAHE THE .. PAHLA : OYE MERI BIWI AUR PREMIKA SATH SATH AA RAHE HAI.. DUSRA : ARE YAAR ME BHI YEHI KEHNE WALA THA..
EK SARDAR DUKAN ME JA KAR : "IS TEL KE SATH WALA MERA FREE GIFT HAMPER KAHA HAI".. DUKANDAR :BADE BHAIYA ISKE SATH KOI GIFT NAHI HAI.. SARDAR : "OYE ISPE TO LIKH HAI cholestrol free"
EK DIN SARDAR GUSSA HOKAR : "BIWI SAB SARDAR KE JOKES BANATE HAI MUZE AISA KOI JOKES BATAO JISME ME INVOLVE NA HOU" .. BIWI : I M PREGNANAT
SARDAR CYCLE SE LADKI KA ACCIDENT KAR DETE HAI.. LADKI : BREAK NAHI MAR SAKTE THE KYA .. SARDAR : BREAK KYA HAI, PURI CYCLE HI TO MAR DI...
SARDAR APNE FRIEND SE : " TUM KITNA PADHE HO." FRIEND : " B.A." SARDAR : " ARE YAR HAD KAR DI KAMAL KARTE HO DO WORD PADHE HO WO BHI ULTE."