[Kurae-2] man my fart smells
[Kurae-2] i think i might have colon cancer
[Kurae-2] phew
[Kurae-2] what the fuck
[Kurae-2] motherfuckin winmx user baster tricked me
[Bianca] yeah ok
[Kurae-2] what?
[manuel] hmmmmm
[manuel] fortunately, he cannot talk about politics
[Kurae-2] unfortunately someone can't spell
[Kurae-2] baybeeeee
[Kurae-2] efdsdf
[Bianca] i can't spel either
[Godzilla] fortunately I am back to save the day :)
[Kurae-2] oh well
[Kurae-2] how so? you have some luna sea mp3s for me?
[Godzilla] no
[Godzilla] go buy a cd if you want it so badly
[Kurae-2] im not going to buy 8 or so albums to get the few tracks i am missing
[manuel] pretty... my jbuilder works
[Bianca] well there's an idea
[Bianca] BUYING cds
[Kurae-2] what? you think you're clever?
[Kurae-2] YOU WANT TO FIGHT?
[Godzilla] hmm... what kind of fan are you that doesn`t buy the cds?
* musashi buys approximately 2x as much music as download
[Bianca] yeah really
[Kurae-2] a not rich fan
[Bianca] i buy the obscure stuff i can't find
[Bianca] and share it
[musashi] I download, and if I +really+ like, I'll buy
[Kurae-2] muasaki is rich
[musashi] and yeah, I'll buy rare stuff.
[Malcolm] gonna buy loads next week and rip them
[musashi] nuh uh
[musashi] I'm a student.
[Kurae-2] yeah man
[musashi] I just don't eat much.
[musashi] nuh uh. I save my +ass+ off
[Bianca] he's not rich, you're just poor
[musashi] right now I am +very+ poor.
[Kurae-2] you have high speed internet, tons of jrock crap, and women's clothing
[Bianca] hehehe
[musashi] but in comparison to a lot of students, I'm not so badly off ;)
[Kurae-2] whats that thing called?
[musashi] so, I buy things that are going to last me
[Kurae-2] that goes around women's waist?
[Bianca] i sell my semen on ebay
[musashi] corsets?
[Kurae-2] yeah
[musashi] waspies?
[musashi] basques?
[Kurae-2] you said you have like 80 of them
[Bianca] belt
[musashi] As I say, I buy things that are going to last me.
[Kurae-2] corsets
[musashi] 30
[Bianca] ...
[musashi] I don't spend it all on alcohol or cigarettes.
[Bianca] you have 30 corsets?
[musashi] I'm rather fond of corsets.
[musashi] Corsets and big boots
[Bianca] i spend mine on coffee and cds
[manuel] what's corsets? bras?
[Bianca] corsets
[musashi] a lot of mine goes on cds.
[musashi] corsets... they are things that shrink waists
[Kurae-2] i just spent like $500 in the last few months
[musashi] male or female
[manuel] ah
[Kurae-2] dvds, college textbooks, clothing
[musashi] god
[musashi] the amount of money I spend out on art materials for university -.-
[Bianca] man textbooks alone can be 500
[Kurae-2] videogames
[jabbar] musashi is starting to scare me
[manuel] corset in spanish means a wear for making women thinner....
[jabbar] men shouldn't wear corsets
[musashi] yeah that's right manuel
[musashi] why not?
[manuel] it's weared arround abdomen
[musashi] they make corsets for men
[jabbar] it's not natural
[Kurae-2] for
[musashi] purely masculine men wear corsets.
[Kurae-2] TRANSEXUAL MEN
[musashi] no
[musashi] for real men
[Kurae-2] :p
[manuel] it's for seeming thinner
[musashi] wearing a corset at all isn't natural
[jabbar] men should have beer bellies and spare tires
[musashi] who cares what gender you are?
[Kurae-2] it crushes your organs
[musashi] stop being so narrow minded -.-
[musashi] it does not
[Kurae-2] causes kindey damage
[manuel] in spain, men never wear corsets....
[jabbar] Kurae has a point i finally agree with
[Godzilla] you have to be a real man to look like a woman :)
[musashi] only if you don't have a clue what to do with them Kurae
[Kurae-2] yeah bull fighters
[musashi] manuel: yes they do :)
[manuel] oh
[musashi] in the goth / fetish scene they do
[musashi] all over the world.
[manuel] bullfighters, yes
[musashi] even in israel and india etc.
[manuel] but that has another name
[musashi] not even like that manuel
[musashi] you just haven't seen them
[manuel] and it's function is more for preserving heat....
[musashi] not ALL men who wear corsets are transvestites or transsexuals
* jabbar hopes he never meets musashi while he is in his goth gear holding a bullwhip
[musashi] it's just like
[manuel] it's called "faja"
[musashi] not all transvestites are gay
[musashi] I don't hold bullwhips, jabbar.
[musashi] That's mostly fetish, not goth.
[manuel] oh..... well... i must be somehow old fashioned :)
[musashi] whereas I'm into fetish, I'm not the person who holds whips
[musashi] men have been wearing corsets for hundreds of years manuel
[musashi] just like women
[jabbar] whatever, they dress/look the same to me
[musashi] there are big differences ;)
[jabbar] where's onionman
[musashi] fetish generally involves more rubber / metal.
[manuel] oh..... i didn't know that
[musashi] the general public don't.
[jabbar] there's only his bot, onionman[serve]
[manuel] when i was child, i weared corset
[jabbar] i gotta share this link with him
[musashi] if you pick the right size corset
[manuel] but it's a wear wich has dissapeared from my wardrobe...
[musashi] it's healthy, it looks good, and it's not uncomfortable
[musashi] so many people pick too small corsets or not made well corsets
[KrookedMedia] hey anybody have any burning spirits
[manuel] hmmmm
[manuel] yes
[musashi] and then they complain
[jabbar] musashi, are you short?
[musashi] yes
[manuel] women used to complain much about the size of corset :)
[musashi] :)
[musashi] I naturally have a 23 inch waist, so I have lots of leeway in corsets
[jabbar] damn, i found some cool links for onionman, and he's not here
[musashi] but I'm just as stupid
[musashi] I corset myself down WAY more than I should
[Godzilla] body modification? :)
[musashi] I have lots of that ;)
[Kurae-2] you wear thongs?
[musashi] nothing too extreme though
[musashi] not often Kurae
[musashi] they're annoying
[jabbar] i saw that ripley's show where the woman has a 5 inch waist because of wearing corsets
[Kurae-2] damn
[musashi] only wear them if I'm going to be showing off parts of my behind ;)
[jabbar] musashi is male
[manuel] oh
[musashi] jabbar: I've seen stuff like that
[musashi] that's disgusting, in my opinion
[musashi] but whatever floats her boat
[jabbar] says the man wearing corsets
[musashi] why do you keep making the point that I'm male, jabbar? 
[musashi] You seem to be worried about me trying to convince people I'm not.
[musashi] >;/
[Kurae-2] i know he is male
[jabbar] no, it's weird that you are wearing corsets and showing it to th world
[Kurae-2] i said damn because he acutally has worn thongs
[musashi] gender means nothing to me.
[Kurae-2] lol
[musashi] not really
[jabbar] asexual person?
[musashi] why should I hide it? 
[musashi] It's nothing to be ashamed of.
[Godzilla] what`s wrong in wearing corset?
[musashi] It's part of who I am.
[FujiyoshiUnited] I show my muscle
[jabbar] ok
[musashi] I don't have much muscle :) 
[Kurae-2] its hard to even tell you without offending you musashi
[musashi] I'm a stick
* jabbar slowly backs off from musashi
[musashi] Thanks Godzilla.
[musashi] Kurae: you only offend me when you act like it's wrong
[FujiyoshiUnited] check my photo, cool muscle
[musashi] and I'm some kind of freak
[jabbar] lok at fujiyoshi's blue muscle
[Kurae-2] i don't think its wrong
[musashi] When I'm not. I live just like the rest of you.
[jabbar] lol
[Kurae-2] anyone can do whatever they want
[Malcolm] who loks like christina aguilera
[musashi] Thanks.
[Kurae-2] i just think it is disgusting
[Godzilla] I could wear female clothes but I don`t have the looks for that...
[Kurae-2] i mean no offense
[musashi] I don't mind people who think it's disgusting
[Godzilla] I`m too lazy with shaving my face not to mention other body parts :)
[musashi] That's all opinion.
[musashi] lol
[musashi] I hate body hair with a passion.
[Kurae-2] freaks me out
[musashi] The only hair I possess is scalp hair and eyelashes.
[FujiyoshiUnited] "opinions are like assholes, everyone has it"
[musashi] yep
[jabbar] musashi, are you sure you don't want a sex change op?
[musashi] the only sex change I would have is to be genderless
[jabbar] it'll go better with the look you are comfortable with
[musashi] because as I say, gender bugs the hell out of me.
[jabbar] ah, the asexual human concept again
[musashi] Why?
[musashi] Why does wearing makeup mean you have to be female?
[musashi] why does wearing a skirt mean you have to be female?
[musashi] Who thought up those distinctions? 
[jabbar] i can't beat that argument
[musashi] society and prejudice.
* jabbar backs away from musashi even faster
[musashi] :>
* musashi rolls eyes
[Kurae-2] jabbar you woman
[Kurae-2] defend your thoughts
[musashi] I'm not exactly going to jump on you.
[Kurae-2] lol
[jabbar] omg, i found some stuff that onionman really likes, and he's not here
[manuel] hmmmmm
* musashi is not exactly some sex crazed maniac.
* Godzilla moves a little bit closer to musashi ;)
[manuel] i wouldn't feel comfortable wearing a skirt, i think
[musashi] ;)
[MCA] hehe
[jabbar] i don't wear skirts
[musashi] manuel: a lot of men don't.
[musashi] They're not used to it
[jabbar] though i wear a sarong occasinally
[Kurae-2] jabbar is a girl?
[musashi] To be really honest
[musashi] who cares what people wear?
[musashi] Isn't it the actual person inside that counts?
[jabbar] no, i'm an asexual person
[MCA] yeah everyone mustknow for themselfs
[Malcolm] try telling that to the nation
[Kurae-2] if a 50 year old guy wore just a thong and walked in a neighborhood wouldn't you care?
[manuel] but... going arround the world with my balls hanging.... no, i couldn't feel comfortable
[musashi] Does it really matter, especially online, what peoplel ook like?
[musashi] Kurae: only aesthetically ;)
[manuel] even though, scots do so....
[musashi] scots traditionally wear kilts
[musashi] what's the difference between a kilt and a skirt?
[jabbar] yes, those are kilts
[musashi] A man wears a kilt. 
[Loser] lo all
[jabbar] they don't wear undies under kilts
[musashi] What's the difference?
[Loser] somone have kokia's album ?
[manuel] hmmm..... kilts seem uncomfortable :)
[musashi] A lot of people don't wear undies under skirts either.
[musashi] I do, but then I'm a prude.
[manuel] and wearing a kilt at war, even more uncomfortable
[jabbar] kokia, now there's a name i never thought i'd here someone ask for it
[MCA] hehe
[jabbar] no, i don't have any kkokia, sorry
[Loser] ty ^^
[MCA] kokia? what kinda music is that?
[jabbar] MCA, is onionman (the real one) around anymore?
[Loser] w8
[jabbar] kokia is ballads, i think
[jabbar] love songs
[jabbar] popular in mid-90s
[MCA] you mean the old files?
[jabbar] yes
[Kurae-2] there are two onionmans?
[MCA] oh
[MCA] dunno
[musashi] Kurae: one is his bot
[jabbar] old onionman, not the bot which is online now
[MCA] a bot in slsk?
[Loser] http://www.animeillusion.com/ecouter/other/kokiaindex.php <== kokia
[Kurae-2] i saw him talk a day ago
[jabbar] well, he's not talking
[omegared] having a bot is just showing off
[omegared] XD
[MCA] I want a bot too
[musashi] bots are (for the most part ) annoying
[Godzilla] there are no real bots in slsk
[jabbar] girls swimming in fake semen: http://www.office21.gr.jp/japan/catalog/wildside/20030309wildside/dxa01.jpg
[musashi] oh there will be
[Kurae-2] what are some visual kei female artists? besides kana
[Godzilla] but you can have a computer that will be a upload only machine...
[MCA] I suppose one could modify the client for a bot.......
[grgx] Does anyone have something of TORU TAKEMITSU ?
[Godzilla] fake semen...
[Godzilla] ...
[musashi] anything that looks like semen is going to be disgusting
[manuel] japanese wildside is too wild
[omegared] more pr0n jabbar? do you ever look at anything else?
[Godzilla] yeah, I agree...
[Godzilla] I don`t want to see the picture :)
[jabbar] i look at cars
* musashi either
[jabbar] www.qv500.com
[MCA] I wish I didnt see the picture
[Godzilla] hahaha, MCA :)
[Kurae-2] i hate cars
* grgx is looking 4 TORU TAKEMITSU
[jabbar] qv means quattro valvole or 4 valves
[Godzilla] good that I didn`t went there :)
[musashi] Does anyone have a copy of Triceratops - Funky Talk mp3?
[Kurae-2] don't see how anyone can be fascinated with them
* omegared reminds himself not to follow these sorts of links again
* MCA has to make a solo in nexjen's song........
[jabbar] MCA, there's some scatolo links on that page as well
[jabbar] that's what i was gonna tell onionman about
[jabbar] that's his thing
[MCA] hehe
* MCA too but he'll forget
[Godzilla] yuck...
[MCA] scawha?
[manuel] argh.... a set of tracks cannot fit a cd for 30 seconds....
[musashi] manuel: :/
[musashi] suxor
[manuel] how is the script going?
[Godzilla] scatolo ...shitting
[jabbar] something onionman likes very much: http://www.office21.gr.jp/japan/catalog/wildside/20030309wildside/dvx33.jpg
[MCA] nani?!
[MCA] nvrmind then
[jabbar] manuel, you have some wildside videos?
[musashi] manuel: um. I got distracted with talking about corsets and ranting in general about people being narrow minded XD
[musashi] I haven't actually started.
[jabbar] ok, no more porn
[jabbar] i'll talk about cars now, is that ok?
[MCA] I don't wanna see the poopoo stuff does that make me narrow minded?
[Kurae-2] the next soulseek needs to allow people to past text in the text area
[Kurae-2] seriously
[manuel] nah.... try the script of the programmer who lost his life
[jabbar] you can paste text
[manuel] and began working at home
[musashi] Alan is quoting Gir at me
[manuel] and as he had more time, he could also write scripts
[jabbar] ctrl+v
[manuel] and became famous
[MCA] gir is teh cool
[Kurae-2] how?
[musashi] Gir is brilliant
[Kurae-2] ah
[Kurae-2] i kept putting
[Godzilla] gir?
[Kurae-2] cctrl+p
[musashi] Gir puts bacon in soap.
[Kurae-2] ctrl
[musashi] Invader Zim, Godzilla
[Godzilla] ah
[MCA] hehe
[Godzilla] that
[musashi] cartoon series by Jhonen Vasquez
[MCA] that reminds me.........
[MCA] I still haven't seen all the eps
[musashi] same person who did Lenore, Jonny the Homocidal Maniac etc.
[musashi] we've got them all, MCA
[Godzilla] saw one ep of it
[Godzilla] didn`t like it much... was kinda average...
[blamhoney_fan] Meow, can't find Namie Amuro "Shine More" PV. ;_; 
[musashi] not sharing at the moment, but gimme until I get the new PC
[Godzilla] I prefer 2 stupid dogs :)
[MCA] I have them burned somewhere
[musashi] I like Zim
[jabbar] try the servers
[MCA] 2 stupid dogs I can't remember
[jabbar] like MCA or omegared
[Godzilla] but I don`t have any eps of that one...
[musashi] They're on Alan's computer at the moment
[Godzilla] hard to find...
[musashi] I haven't got room
[MCA] zip is teh cool tho
[MCA] MCA is not pv server
[MCA] zim*
[MCA] invader zip XDDD
[Godzilla] good name for a virus...
[musashi] Guh. I never get around to installing office on this thing >.<
[musashi] oh!
[MCA] hehe
[musashi] I must contact my father. brb.
* MCA brb too
[jabbar] omegared, still there?
[butt_gas] hello
[Malcolm] blam honey not sharing
[musashi] Interesting name.
[Godzilla] blam honey is nice
[Godzilla] kinda visual key industrial :)
[butt_gas] is somebody has Crucify my love, by X ? onegaishimasu
* musashi hasn't heard Blam Honey
[musashi] I do
[Godzilla] well if you can find some blam honey you should try it...
* musashi is searching now
[Kinashi] *Waves around*
[Kinashi] I have blam honey
[Kinashi] ;_;
[Godzilla] I have some tracks somewhere but I want them in higher bitrate... and can`t find much of it...
[Kinashi] v.v
[Godzilla] what bitrate? :)
[Kinashi] 32. *Snorts*
[musashi] what bitrate do you have?
[Kinashi] I can encode it higher tho.
[Kinashi] What would you like? -.-
[Godzilla] 32?
[musashi] you're trying to encode higher bitrate from a low bitrate?
[Godzilla] huh?
[musashi] or from a cd?
[Kinashi] nooo, CD. >< I have 128.
[Kinashi] I think >>;
[Godzilla] if you could do 192 it would be great :)
[Parker] yeah, if you could do 192 I would be queueing up too! ^_^
[Kinashi] Okies. One of them's already in 192 tho (my favourite song)
[Kinashi] Alright, I'll re-encode them. Gimme a few minutes. 
[Godzilla] make it a whole album and we`ll get it :)
[Godzilla] would be good if the fastest one would dload it and rest would take it from him...
[Parker] hooray, thank you kindly Kinashi ^_^
[Parker] I'm not the fastest one, that's for sure
[Parker] what if the fastest one were a her?
[musashi] looksl ike I'm the fastest one
[Godzilla] then we`d get it from her :)
[Parker] I was exercising listening to acidman, that's happiness
[musashi] out of the three who wantit so far.
[Godzilla] yay! problem solved :)
[musashi] :)
[musashi] Kinashi: I have more Gilles Loves and Guniw Tools if you want to take a look
[musashi] and lucifer lusciouse violenoue
[musashi] (god that name is such a mouthful)
[Godzilla] hmm... I just checked my waist... about 83cm...
* musashi checks waist
[Godzilla] I`m not the fatso I used to be....
[Godzilla] :)
[Godzilla] about 95cm :)
* Parker unable to check waist :D
[jabbar] my waist is 34 inches
[musashi] 1" = roughly 2.5 cm
[musashi] so my waist is around 58cm
[Godzilla] wait, I`ll find a converter...
[musashi] I have a calculator ;)
[jabbar] that is simply to small for a waist musashi
[Godzilla] mines about 32,6 inch
[musashi] your waist is about 33 inches, Godzilla
[musashi] jabbar: I'm a stick.
[musashi] yeah I was nearly there 
[jabbar] are you sure those corsets you are wearing aren't crushing your kidneys etc?
[Godzilla] :)
[musashi] absolutely
[musashi] I was this skinny before ;)
[musashi] I've always been the runty skinny type
[Parker] that's waifish, musashi, I think :D
[musashi] although I'm not as skinny now as I was five years ago.
[musashi] that makes me sound plaintive and cute, Parker. lol
[musashi] more urchin, I think ;)
[jabbar] Parker be careful of musashi
[Parker] mine is almost exactly 32 inches.  I guess that's average, eh?
[jabbar] it is an asexual person
[musashi] Yeah. I'm scary.
[Parker] Why, jabbar?
[manuel] hmmmm
[musashi] I'm going to rape you, eat your children and sacrifice rabbits on your doorstep.
[Parker] I know, I've seen his picture :)
[manuel] i am able to cut 10 seconds per song in the cd i am burning :)
[musashi] manuel: so it'll fit onto the CD?
[Godzilla] can`t you overburn?
[jabbar] Parker, did you watch 12 hours of sebring?
[jabbar] on speed?
[manuel] yes
[manuel] :) i thought about pitch....
[manuel] but progressive rock has a better weak point
[Parker] jabbar: I don't have any semblance of cable :)
[manuel] ending and begining are always increasing and decreasing progressively in volume
[jabbar] puerto rico must suck
[manuel] so you can cut portions of the begining and the end :)
[Parker] jabbar: oh no, I can get cable, I choose not to
[Parker] jabbar: up until now it would be a near-waste-of-money seeing as I didn't have much free time
* musashi grumbles to itself
[musashi] nobody has any soft ballet videos that I need.
[musashi] okay. Script. +stares at blank window+
[Godzilla] heh, I have that problem with dir en grey...
[musashi] me too
[Godzilla] it`s hard to find some of the rare ones...
[jabbar] ok Parker, quiz time
[musashi] actually there are loads of dir en grey lives I don't have
[jabbar] which is better, dry sump or wet sump
[Godzilla] though I managed to collect 2 1/2 cds of their videos :)
[musashi] but I'm not as obsessive as I was with them two years ago
[Parker] crap, I don't like quizzes.  Shoot :)
[musashi] I've got ...god loads
* MCA needs to make "guitar" solo with a mda epiano vsti that can't go to high without sounding really bad
[Parker] dry sump
[jabbar] correct
[Godzilla] c) what`s a sump?
[Godzilla] :)
[jabbar] the place where the engine oil drips down too, i think
[Godzilla] ahh... car parts...
[jabbar] in an engine
[Parker] Godzilla: has to do with the oil in your engine.  the oil at the bottom of your crankcase is sucked up by a pump, and then back into the crankcase
* Godzilla doesn`t know anything about that...
[Godzilla] I have an engine? :)
[musashi] I have 29 PVs, 6 "making ofs", 14 random clips, and 7 lives, including tour vcd and macabre tour live.
[musashi] jesus.
[musashi] o.<
[MCA] you share some?
[Godzilla] nice :)~~~~~~~~
[manuel] in wich country of european union computers are cheaper?
[jabbar] well, i got that mostly right
[musashi] share them all
[Parker] Godzilla: so oil gets sucked out of the engine into an oil tank where it's de-aerated and cooled down, then it's pumped back into the engine
[MCA] can MCA leech some?
[Godzilla] Parker, don`t talk to me about engines, I`m not interested in no dirty oily things :)
[musashi] sure, MCA
[jabbar] oil is not dirty
[MCA] thanks
[jabbar] scatolo, now that's dirty
[musashi] all my music vids are shared.
[Parker] jabbar: damnit, don't make me shit a brick by quizzing me then :D
[musashi] of which there are 496 xD
[Godzilla] oil, scatolo... both stink and are dirty :)
[musashi] not bad for only collecting videos since about last september.
[Godzilla] wow :)
[musashi] in fact there are more than that now
* musashi shifts the new videos into their respective folders
[jabbar] shoichiro honda of the honda car/bike company saw his first engine, a ford model t that was leaking oil
[jabbar] he smelled the leaking oil and said that it's like perfume
[jabbar] smelled like perfume
[Parker] mmmmmmmleakin oil :D
[Godzilla] ...
[Godzilla] ....
[Parker] perfume of death
[Godzilla] ..............
[musashi] I think my most prized possession, currently, is a 3 minute interview with Sakurai Atsushi.
[musashi] he is the most silent vocalist I've seen
[Godzilla] oil smell would make me puke right away...
[musashi] oil smell isn't too good.
[musashi] Petrol, now... 
[musashi] I like the smell of petrol.
[jabbar] boo hiss, audi wins sebring again
[Godzilla] err...
[musashi] okay I got another dir en grey live without realising o.o
[Parker] eh, it's not that bad.  there's far worse
[Parker] who were you rooting for, jabbar? :)
[jabbar] i was rooting for the ferrari gts and gt entries
[Godzilla] bleh... cars...
[jabbar] but both got beat
[musashi] my car is sick ;(
[Parker] hahaha, I should have guessed I suppose :)
[musashi] I think his brakes need changing.
* Godzilla pferers to walk everywhere if he can get there in less than an hour...
[jabbar] corvette won gts, porsche won gt
[Parker] musashi: whas tha problem? :)
[jabbar] ferrari was 2nd in gts, 4th in gt
[musashi] Parker: by the +sounds+ of things (from my absolutely "I know nothing about cars" stance) it looks like the brake pads have gone.
[Parker] Godzilla: hey, I walk to and from work every day
[jabbar] musashi, you don't change brakes, you drain the brake fluid
[musashi] but
[musashi] brake pads
[musashi] at the moment they're crunching / scraping
[jabbar] you only change the brake rotor when its damaged or warped
[jabbar] oh, the pads
[Parker] musashi: explain to me in detail what happens.  do you depress the pedal and it doesn't stop until it goes all the way in?  if it's crunching/scraping, new pads yeah -- that's the wear-indicator
[musashi] but considering the car is 2 and a half years old, and I've done nearly 26,000 miles in it, that's not too bad.
[musashi] jabbar: yep
[musashi] Parker: it's scraping
[Parker] there's a little piece of metal in your pads that when the brakes wear down it makes an awful sound specifically to tell you 'change your pads, buttwipe' :)
[musashi] almost screaming
[musashi] I think my car is more likely to say
[musashi] "you fucking retard. Get me new brakes, bitch"
[Parker] hahahaha, well, go do it, it's not too expensive
[musashi] My car is very like me in temperament. 
[musashi] At the moment, anything above 50p is expensive.
[jabbar] what is your car?
[jabbar] honda civic?
[musashi] But I get a little money next week, and the student loan comes in on the 7th.
[Parker] and if you don't you'll start doing rotor damage ^_^
[musashi] Parker: I'm taking it into the garage this week to get it checked and hopefully make an appointment. The car is very rare, so hopefully I won't need any car-specific parts.
[musashi] jabbar: Perodua Nippa GX.
[jabbar] lol, perodua!
[jabbar] you are in the uk, of course!
[musashi] It's cheap
* Godzilla sees everyone talks about cars so he goes to make him some tea...
[musashi] and it runs perfectly (normally)
[jabbar] i know, my sister has one too
[musashi] I've never EVER had a problem with him.
[musashi] yes, I am in the UK.
[Parker] my car's 1500 miles overdue for tranny oil
[musashi] XD
[jabbar] perodua = rebadged daihatsu mira
[musashi] really?
[musashi] yeah
[Parker] so I understand your pain
[musashi] mine is all purpleyblue
[jabbar] my sister's is metallic gold
[musashi] and has "NIPPA" down the side ;)
[musashi] and is named "Xuow"
[musashi] I remember the metallic gold colour.
[jabbar] lol
[musashi] I made my mother search the ENTIRE UK for a purple one.
[jabbar] my sister filled her perodua with stuffed toys
[musashi] Parker: yeah it sucks
[jabbar] she has teddy bears on the side windows
[Parker] made her? :)  she wouldn't do it otherwise? :)
[musashi] he needs a new rear windscreen wiper moder...
[sinker58] does anyone have Happy Family???
[musashi] Parker: she was more inclined to go for the one that was 6 miles away from the house - dark blue
[musashi] I was like "Nu. Purple."
[musashi] You must understand, at the time, EVERYTHING was purple
[jabbar] purple rain
[musashi] everything HAD to be black, purple or silver.
[musashi] or I didn't want it xD
[musashi] I still am very fond of purple.
[Parker] I think the most impressive car I've had first hand experience with in terms of low-maintenance had to be the early 90s Subaru Legacy
[manuel] purple is a common color nowadays
[musashi] purple phone, purple pot pourrie, purple car, purple bedstuff...
[Parker] I had a friend with a 93 Legacy L that required a single CV boot and NOTHING ELSE beyond regular maintenance for 120,000 miles
[jabbar] i want tour de france blue
[musashi] Parker: well tbh. I've had to change the tyres once, and get the fan belt tightened once
[musashi] that's the ONLY problem I've had so far.
[jabbar] holy shit, that is really low maintenance
[Parker] musashi: that's not bad, but it's only got 26k on it ;)
[musashi] I'm more fond of silver / white at the moment though.
[musashi] Parker: on a car this size, that's a huge mileage
[Parker] jabbar: yeah dude, we called it Invincor :D
[musashi] the wheels are tiny
[jabbar] perodua is a k-car Parker, in case you don't know
[manuel] platinum color is also very popular nowadays :)
[jabbar] it's a rebadged daihatsu mira
[musashi] k-car?
[Parker] jabbar: yeah, I know...daihatsu :)
[musashi] I like platinum too
[Parker] musashi: korean
[musashi] yeah
[musashi] perodua is in malaysia actually though
[jabbar] that car rules in terms of handling
[musashi] the first time it was broken into, the back window was smashed
[jabbar] i know, i live there
[musashi] and ffs they had to order the glass from malaysia.
[Parker] right, and Lexus is in america but they're still rebadged Toyotas :)
[musashi] nobody in the ENTIRE UK had glass
[musashi] jabbar: send me a back windscreen wiper motor? ;)
[Parker] hehehehe
[musashi] I have two keys for my car because they couldn't find a lock that matched (the second time it got broken into)
[jabbar] i'll go to the local junkyard and find one for you
[Parker] geez musashi, sounds like a horror story :)
[musashi] the third time (which I still haven't had fixed) they've damaged another lock, but they only took a bag of rubbish.
[musashi] Scottish people aren't the brightest of nations ;)
* Parker crosses his fingers...12,500 and nothing but regular maintenance, all done by myself so far
[musashi] jabbar: cool thanks XD
[jabbar] thankfully, none of my family's car was stolen
[jabbar] ever
[Parker] although I'm taking it in for an alignment which I can't do by myself due to lack of proper equipment
[musashi] my car has never been stolen
[musashi] they took the radios
[jabbar] you need a computer for that
[musashi] they tried to this time
[musashi] but I had the front of the radio upstairs with me
[Parker] somebody tried to steal my spoiler once, left some marks on my car.  I'm going to re-paint
[musashi] so they took the remote control (that doesn't work) and a bag of rubbish
[jabbar] the radio on my cars are fctory standard, so it's not attractive to thieves
[manuel] wow
[musashi] mine is an mp3 cd player
[Parker] otherwise my car is just a little bit dirty from too much use and not enough care lately.  going to get tranny oil & an alignment after I install this anti-lift kit, then wash her and detail her real nice, and then take her out to Ajuntas and get them wheels loose!
[musashi] it's pretty and silver and bl00
[manuel] real rubbish? or metaphorical rubbish?
[musashi] well 
[musashi] I'll get the brakes changed this week
[musashi] the thing is
[musashi] I'll have to travel 80 miles to get the windscreen wiper motor fixed
[jabbar] tranny oil?
[Parker] that's pretty wack, musashi :)
[musashi] yeah
[musashi] there's one factory in the entire UK that makes parts.
[jabbar] musashi, get a kelisa, or whatever they call it over in the uk
[Godzilla] hmm... still talking about cars...
[musashi] I love my car
[musashi] I know shit about cars, but I love him anyway
[musashi] jabbar: I'm planning on getting a new car when I finish university.
[musashi] Xuow will be 5 by then,
[musashi] nearly 6 in fact, so yeah
[musashi] but he does me fine for now.
[jabbar] how do you say xuow?
[jabbar] size does matter
[jabbar] get a mini cooper s
[jabbar] when you graduate
[musashi] likw
[musashi] jiowwwwwwww
[musashi] like a fast racecar noise
[musashi] it's on his numberplate, and it was just so cute ;) it had to be his name.
[musashi] and he is filled with little miss naughty memorabilia
[Parker] yeah jabbar, still have factory dino-oil in there and I really should have put some synthetic in a few thousand miles back
[Parker] but life has been pretty hectic lately
[musashi] Mainly due to my mother buying things, like air fresheners with little miss naughty bouncing around, and little miss naughty backwindow stickers that say "naughty person on board"
[jabbar] lol
[jabbar] your family really loves you then
[jabbar] an only child?
[musashi] yeah :)
[musashi] I didn't have them for like 12 years, so they spoil me rotten whenever they can now
[musashi] yep.
[jabbar] 12 years?
[musashi] my mother was made redundant from her job over christmas though, which really sucks.
[musashi] my dad = rich. xD
[Parker] jabbar: you know, like this: http://www.pennzoil.com/penn/products/car_truck/gearoil.html
[musashi] yes...I was in foster care.
[jabbar] ah, gear oil
[jabbar] so you are an orphan?
[jabbar] before?
[musashi] nono
[musashi] well kinda
[jabbar] penzoil sucks
[mehmet2rdb] hey ! where can I download jap rap ?
[musashi] I was adopted out.
[Parker] of course Parker uses this: http://www.redlineoil.biz/
[Parker] jabbar: yes, read above ^^^^ :D
[jabbar] ah, redline, now we're talking
[Godzilla] my both parents are dead...
[musashi] My father had a minor alcohol problem when I was small, and ended up throwing me down some concrete stairs. Social services went apeshit and took me away.
[musashi] Godzilla: :(((
[jabbar] ah,
[mehmet2rdb] hmm ?
[Godzilla] dad died when I was 9 and mom died 3 and half years ago...
[musashi] Godzilla: +hug+ :(
[jabbar] i dunno if i should feel sorry for you or anything
[Godzilla] thanks for the hug :)
[musashi] nah
[jabbar] to Godzilla too
[Godzilla] though I`m ok... well, kinda :)
[musashi] jabbar: I have very good relationships with my parents - probably better than 90% of other children
[Parker] jabbar: I use Motul in my engine and Redline for everything else (brake-fluid, gear oil...)
[musashi] my mother is more like my best friend.
* jabbar slaps MCA for making fun of Godzilla in his comics
[Godzilla] except that I`m weird in my head I`m ok :)
[musashi] To the point where she tells me all about what she's getting up to with her boyfriend o.<
[jabbar] real mother?
[Parker] I was about to change my viscosity to 15wsomething but now I think I'm moving to a colder environment again
[musashi] yes
[musashi] I moved back in with her when I was 15.
[jabbar] motul rocks as far as motorcycles
[jabbar] but i think mobil 1 is the king of engine oil
[musashi] mobil is good oil
* jabbar used motul technosynthese on his bikes
[Parker] I think mobil 1 USED to be the king of engine oil
[Godzilla] oil...
[Godzilla] Oil...
[jabbar] so x1-r is better?
[Parker] mobil 1 tri-syn = good.  mobil 1 super syn = not as good
[Godzilla] OIL!!!!!
[Parker] at least that's what we get in the states
[Godzilla] ok, I guess you don`t want me so I`ll go away :)
* jabbar is geting sick of x1-r commercials on tv lately
[Parker] you can hardly find tri-syn anymore.  I used to use mobil 1 tri-syn in my 93 SL2 :)
[Parker] Godzilla: sorry :P
[Parker] Amsoil is good
[Parker] Royal Purple is good, from what I've heard
[Godzilla] nah, np. I have5 other rooms to hang out in :)
[jabbar] amoil or amsoil?
[Parker] good ;)
[jabbar] shell helix, used by ferrari
[jabbar] or agip, used by ferrari pre-1996
[Parker] amsoil :)
[musashi] okay. Scirpt.
[musashi] er, script.
[jabbar] fuchs
[jabbar] from germany
[Parker] http://www.amsoil.com/
[jabbar] italiana petroli
[musashi] 3 hours after I planned to start xD
[Parker] I'm just a stupid american ^_^
[musashi] Hardly stupid.
[musashi] (be complimented. There are very few americans I say that to ;) )
[Godzilla] hmm... fullmoon today :)
[Parker] That's what my mother keeps telling me ;)
[jabbar] so do you think there's gonna be war on tuesday?
[Parker] musashi: well, I'm glad to hear that!  I appreciate it :)
[Parker] hahaha, awesome: http://www.motul.com/uk/produits/index.html
[musashi] Tuesday?
[musashi] Why Tuesday, in particular?
[Parker] motul's webiste features a 555 style Impreza!
[jabbar] monday is the day of the vote
[musashi] ah >.<
[musashi] oh
[musashi] did I post the url to that edited Bush address? XD
[jabbar] motul is lube sponsor for team subaru impreza prodrive
[jabbar] wrc team
[manuel] the first tuesday after the first monday
[Parker] I don't give the privelege of thought to war-mongering idiots
[Parker] jabbar: yes, but I thought maybe motul sponsored other things :)
[musashi] http://www.wereldcrisis.nl/mod.php?mod=qtvideo&movie=union.mov
[musashi] Go listen to Mr Bush XD
[jabbar] motul supplied team suzuki motogp with lube as well
[musashi] this remix of silver screen is good o.o
[manuel] i don't bother much about war....
[Parker] excellent
[jabbar] they won the championship in 2000
[jabbar] i'd rather watch porn than hear what bush has to say
[Parker] allright, there's a house warming in 30 minutes
[Parker] I should finish my laundry and take a shower
[Parker] nice talking, all!  take care jabbar, musashi, Godzilla... :)
[jabbar] bye bye
[musashi] bye Parker :)
[musashi] jabbar: It's been... um. Edited.
[jabbar] drive carefully
* Parker away
[musashi] Edited very very skillfully, actually.
[jabbar] i still rather watch porn
[jabbar] bush is brainwashing american idiots
[musashi] xD
[musashi] how about Bush telling everyone that he's "weak and materialistic" and that he's "leading the world to suicide and murder"?
[jabbar] this is th man who made those subliminabable campaign ads in his run to the presidency
[musashi] he's a retard.
[musashi] :>
[jabbar] he thought that subliminabable was an actual word
[musashi] o.o
[musashi] he IS from Texas.
[musashi] We have to make +some+ allowances.
[Kinashi] *Sobs* ;_;
* Godzilla comes back from the kitchen where he was staring at the moon... :)
[Bianca] ...
[Bianca] i'm from texas
[musashi] it's not quite dark here yet
[musashi] Bianca:  +petpet+ I feel for you
[Godzilla] it is here :)
[Bianca] why's that?
[musashi] It's getting dark here.
[Bianca] have you been there?
* MCA back
[MCA] hey Bianca
[Kinashi] I'm from Texas too. *Cry* v.v
[Bianca] yo MCA
[musashi] Bianca: You have Dubya showing the world Texas best ;)
* musashi despises bush
[musashi] my father spends quite a lot of time in houston.
[manuel] texas, as john wayne :)
[Godzilla] well, bush is giving bad name to texas :)
[musashi] yes, he is
[Bianca] yes indeed
[MCA] poor texas
[manuel] and bad name to speaking spanish :)
[Bianca] we just need another texan to go assassinate him
[MCA] herf?
[Godzilla] rather something smarter than bush, not on similar level :)
[Godzilla] someone*
[MCA] hehe
[MCA] that monkey that was on tv yesterday
[musashi] something smarter than bush?
[musashi] a stone?
[MCA] tho I doubt he is from texas
[musashi] 6 fingered banjo player from kentucky?
[MCA] hehe
[musashi] A welshman?
[Godzilla] captain caveman? :)
[musashi] +grin+
[MCA] captain caveman.... that's how a friend of mine used to call a teacher
[Godzilla] hahaha
[MCA] well teacher... he was more of a helper
[omegared] how cool would that be
[musashi] O.O
[omegared] having captain caveman for a teacher
[musashi] someone just sent me ryoichi x maki fanservice picture XD
[omegared] >_<
[musashi] conan the librarian, anyone?
[Godzilla] heheh
[musashi] (if anyone gets that reference, I'll be impressed)
* omegared thinks gogo7188 should do fanservice
[Godzilla] UHF :)
[MCA] he didn't gave classes he just put the science class stuff ready and sometimes explained a bit
[omegared] *thinks
[musashi] Godzilla: marry me?
[Godzilla] haha, sure :)
[musashi] cool xD
[MCA] huh?
[marshman] hi =(^.^)=
[Godzilla] I liked that movie :)
[MCA] have I missed something?
[musashi] I did too
[musashi] I haven't seen it in years though
[jabbar] fanservice? as in fan appreciation day?
* omegared missed it also
[omegared] hey 
[musashi] it's quite rare.
[musashi] linked with clerks
[musashi] o.<
[musashi] fanservice is...um.
[omegared] fan service as in same sex bandmember kissing usually
[musashi] xD
[Godzilla] I almost dloaded it from one place but it went offline before I finished :(
[musashi] thank you red
[musashi] coming from me it would have sounded perverted.
[musashi] Godzilla: sucks. 
[MCA] hehe
[musashi] I was going to download the animated series of clerks - I haven't got room at the moment.
[Godzilla] but I got zombie flesh eaters instead :)
* Godzilla likes zombie movies :)
[omegared] hence me wishing all female bands do fanservice
[musashi] as soon as the new computer gets here, I'll be downloading the animated series, the clerks movie, and UHF I should think
[jabbar] ah, just waht i expected
[musashi] I've never actually seen a female band do fanservice
[omegared] me either
[omegared] and it suck
[omegared] s
[musashi] generally seems to be a boy thing
[book_from_hell] anyone in who can speak Japanese?
[musashi] I can, book
[jabbar] fanservice in porn industry means you invite fans to do bukkake or naka adashi sex on you
[musashi] a little
[MCA] hey book
[musashi] uhdfgdfg
[book_from_hell] http://www.d4.dion.ne.jp/~einstein/SOFTBALL/NEWS/news.html
[musashi] bukkake +vomit+
[book_from_hell] couldya tell me what does it say?
[donerkebab] hello all!!!
[MCA] hey kebabman
[omegared] hey kebabman
[donerkebab] bukkake?
[donerkebab] who?
[donerkebab] =) 
[musashi] all of that, book? 
[musashi] dayum
[musashi] lol
[book_from_hell] nah,,
[musashi] that's WAY out of my league
[MCA] vomitkake?
[omegared] >_<
[donerkebab] pancake
[musashi] I'm not squeamish when it comes to bizarre porn
[jabbar] ask cyberbri, he could help
[musashi] but bukkake turns my stomach.
[book_from_hell] just if it is or is not a disband msg.. @_@
[MCA] is that when you eat cake after drinking to much and then vomit?
[jabbar] yes, some bukkake scenes can be very distrubing
[musashi] book: hold on
[MCA] too*
[book_from_hell] thankya
[jabbar] that's why i always like rezu better
[book_from_hell] (bukkake ownz)
[omegared] bukkake may be bad, but its better than scat
[donerkebab] scat??
[jabbar] omegared is right again
[donerkebab] what´s that?
[musashi] I rate it on the same level, red
[omegared] scat=porn involving shit
[Godzilla] damn... scat, bukkake, oil, cars... what else???
[musashi] there are very few things I won't go near
[MCA] uh...
[musashi] scat and bukkake are two of those.
[Godzilla] good :)
[MCA] nexjen's song?
[Godzilla] erm... it`s THAT bad? :)
* donerkebab doesn´t feel so good now
[musashi] brb a sec
[MCA] it was an ok song
[MCA] dunno how my remix is
[Godzilla] so don`t put it in one line with all the shit I mentioned :)
* omegared reminds everyone if you ever see a file called ohno.mpeg not to download it
[MCA] oil is shit?
[donerkebab] why´s that red?
[MCA] so the more you shit the more oil?
[omegared] thats how i know what scat is
* omegared wishes he didnt
[MCA] cars are made of shit?
[donerkebab] oh..
[Godzilla] yeah, stinks badly and is dirty like shit..
[musashi] I've used my translator on it.
[FujiyoshiUnited] :(
[musashi] want me to pm you the translation?
[Godzilla] no, cars run on shit :)
[omegared] someone posted a link saying it was a funny video
[jabbar] must be from onionman's collection, ohno.mpg
[MCA] ah
[omegared] suffice to say it wasnt
[Godzilla] and the same shit is the reason for the war...
[MCA] poopoo
[MCA] and bush is a shitmonkey
[omegared] bush is a fucktard
[musashi] word.
[MCA] (didn't mean to offend other monkeys)
[musashi] book?
[jabbar] car runs on gasoline/petrol/diesel
[jabbar] not shit
[jabbar] shit only contains limited amounts of methane
[MCA] gasoline/petrol/diesel is made of shit
[jabbar] not enough to use as fuel
[Godzilla] gasoline/petrol/diesel smell worse than shit for me :)
[jabbar] gasoline smells nice
[musashi] I love the smell of petrol
[Godzilla] ...
[jabbar] but it is carcinogenic
[Godzilla] ehh....
[jabbar] then don't smell it too much musashi
[miyamoto] glue is better
[Godzilla] --.--
[miyamoto] you know, that really strong glue
[musashi] :)
[musashi] glue stinks
[randomnumbers] jabbar you are kind of a car freak aren't you
[miyamoto] lol
[musashi] petrol smells nice
[MCA] hey musashi
[musashi] brb
[jabbar] yes
[miyamoto] carcinogenic?
[musashi] hold a sec MCA brb
[jabbar] i'm nuts about cars and bikes
[miyamoto] g'evening guys
[jabbar] not on suvs though
[Godzilla] glue your head to your ass...
[jabbar] or trucks
[MCA] uh...no, numbers, not musashi :-)
[omegared] ello numbers
[randomnumbers] i remember how you laughed at me for not knowing goodyear tires
[donerkebab] hmm.. maybe i `ll put a scat pic in my info...
[omegared] you missed the bukakke
[donerkebab] NOT!!
[donerkebab] haha
[MCA] who?
[omegared] randomnumbers
[MCA] hehe
[jabbar] yeah, what's the difference between a good year and a great yer
[MCA] no who laughed at ou?
[MCA] I know I want XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD jajajajjajajajajajjaja @ eugene once
[randomnumbers] hehe it was jabbar and some other ppl ^_^
[miyamoto] yer blues
[MCA] hehe ok
[randomnumbers] really silly i might add ;D
[MCA] hello musashi
[miyamoto] me or him?
[jabbar] ayumi hamasaki's new album has a rezu play pic as the cover photo
[MCA] you
[MCA] first time too
[Godzilla] I just dropped my keyboard on th ground...
[MCA] but then the other responded
[miyamoto] lol
[MCA] hehe
[miyamoto] rezu?
[randomnumbers] what's rezu
[booshido] looking for kurosawa soundtracks volumes 3-5.
[jabbar] rezubian
[miyamoto] dunno what THAT is, but the a ballads cover is nice
[jabbar] lesbian in japanese
* Godzilla listening to bauhaus :)
[randomnumbers] oooh
[miyamoto] how does not like to girls kissing each other
[jabbar] a ballads
[randomnumbers] is she kissina another girl !
[miyamoto] bauhaus is german?
[miyamoto] no
[miyamoto] she is kissing herself
[jabbar] ayu is kissing ayu
[randomnumbers] wow !
[booshido] hard as hell to find volumes 3-5.
[jabbar] yes, miyamoto got it right
[donerkebab] she´s kissing me..ok
[randomnumbers] she's kissing the mirror
[donerkebab] er..
[jabbar] but actually, she is trying to kis herself
[miyamoto] who does NOT like TWO of them kissing each other
[jabbar] no lip contact yet
[MCA] kebab you look like ayu?
[Godzilla] lol
[miyamoto] that's like... well... paradise
[randomnumbers] what a blatant image of exuberant self-love.
[Godzilla] bauhaus was an english band :)
[miyamoto] like heaven on earth
[donerkebab] I´m behind the mirror
[donerkebab] = )
[MCA] hehehhehe
[miyamoto] like the most beautiful thing on this planet
[donerkebab] thx
[donerkebab] = )
[miyamoto] the word bauhaus is german nevertheless ^^
[MCA] fleischhous
[MCA] haus*
[miyamoto] fleischhaus?
* Godzilla goes to finally work on his website :)
[miyamoto] haha
* randomnumbers is listening to the new sigur ros.. really nice
[miyamoto] yeah.... lotsa blood and slaughtering
[omegared] speaking of websites, any progress MCA?
[MCA] nope
* MCA is teh slow
[donerkebab] teh?
[miyamoto] hope yer site is gonna be great
[donerkebab] my websites name gonna be Kebabland
* omegared is 9 times outta 10 slower
[MCA] ok there gonna be a kebabland @ the jroom friends site
[omegared] coooool
[donerkebab] =)
[omegared] lotsa hawt kebab x kebab pics?
[jabbar] what about mfz's unofficial japanese music room page?
[MCA] uh...
[MCA] it can be on too
[jabbar] yay!
[MCA] something like: "mfz's unofficial japanese music room (background info on our soulseek room)"
[donerkebab] hey MCA.. refresh roomlist
[donerkebab] hihihihihihihihihihihi
[MCA] ok
[booshido] -_-
[MCA] refreshing that takes a lotta time -__-
[donerkebab] ya man
[mietek33] anyone know emergency??
* book_from_hell is away to make some phonecalls to cheer himself up -_-
* jabbar goes away to sleep
[jabbar] bye everyone
* jabbar kisses musashi
[rafaga] bai~~
[musashi] o.o
* jabbar kisses musashi on the lips even
[musashi] night jabbar
[omegared] night you crazy person