| Many years ago a simple man entered the family of the Jenkintown Staff. Simply named DeGourville. To his students he seemed like a good enough man until his "teaching" began. His learning methods were poor and lacking. Each day his students would sit and do endless amounts of work as he typed away on his computer looking for God knows what. After many complaints about his teaching and feindish ways he was fired. However, he did not call it being fired he said he was "off to pursue bigger things." Now, the day is April 24, 2023. The sun is rising above the small spanish room where an aged Senor Lane sits in his rocking chair, beard to the ground, pondering the reason for spanglish. As he sat rocking he heard a distant noise. Slowly it became closer. "Sha..." He couldn't make it out. "Shar..." Then he saw it. Lane, looking up into a vent saw something breathing muttering the words: "Sharon, Sharon" The vent shattered and through the roof fell a dirty gaunt DeGourville. He slowly rose to his feet. Lane's eyes spread wide open. "DeGourville! I see you have returned" "QUIET," yelled DeGourville at Lane "I am being contacted." DeGourville closed his eyes and went into a deep transe. Inside of his head a blury fat man stood whispering to him. The figure completed its form. It was Fat Joe the famous rapper, telling DeGourville to take back what was his, the non-diserved paycheck. Degourville's eyes opened and shot at Lanes eyes. Lane, seeing that his life was in danger summoned all his strength and stood up. Slowly, he clambered over to the wall and grabbed a black oddly shaped case. DeGourville looked on: "Ha, you think you can defeat me old man?" "No, I can't" ripping open the case and grabbing his guitar "but Juan Gitaro can!" Lane began to play Un Elefante. DeGourville screamed: "NO, THAT IS NOT FAT JOE!" Degourville ran out of the room right into the arms of a ambulance driver. He placed DeGourville into the ambulance and drove him to the nearest nut house where they left him in a white padded room. DeGourville had not told a lie, he did go on to bigger things: bigger doses of medication. |
| On To Bigger Things |
| The Story of Senor DeGourville |
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