AlanisMorisette

                                                                                                         The Alanis Dream
                                                                        (Alanis Morisette)

                                                           It was a quiet day much like many before,
                                                      I took a few merry steps as I walked to the store,
                                                But as dark clouds arose I looked up and what did I see,
                                                    The shady eyes of Morisette staring back at me,
                                              As her devilish head appeared she smiled and proclaimed,
                                                  "I'm sorely depressed and it's man that's too blame!",
                                                  "But why me?" I asked with hispanic fear in my voice,
                                  She yelled "Because I'm Canadian and latinos are my victim of choice!",
                                  A defeated "OFF!" spilled from my mouth as I knew there was no escape,
                                        But then suddenly out of the sky came a figure in a bright red cape,
                                                Off the dumpster he jumped soaring with grace and poise,
                                            He was one of the many incarnations of the Star-Telegram boys,
                                                   Speeding towards Alanis he reached for his utility belt,
                                                  And pulled out a chinese finger trap just itching to help,
                                            The former Canadian pop star and Nickelodeon spare was beaten,
                                               And after we all went to Rooster for some really good eatin'.

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