| Members |
| Jason: The co-webmaster who already has his car the V6 2001 Hyundai XG300L which could rape any Metro in a street race and wants to destroy all Metros Matt: The other webmaster who has his car too: a V6 '91 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme which could rape any Metro in a street race also. Sean: Jay's Brother who wants all Metros to go straight to hell. Phil: Jay and Sean's friend who thinks Metros suck and isn't afarid to say it and he likes Jay's car. |
| Enemies |
| Tim: The metro hugger who tries to save them and wants to give one to Matt but Matt blows up the Metros. |
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| What we do to Metros |
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| One of the best cars ever made |
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| The cool XG300L that Jay owns but his is green and better and has fuzzy dice |