But preferably dead...
Name: Kippeekippee
Species: Annoying youger brother.
Occupation: Stupidity Specialist
Distinctions: Glasses, Crooked teeth, non-matching clothing, always eating candy, foot in mouth, militant nature.
If you see Kippee, do not hestitate to restrain him with the necessary means.
Fears: Vegetables, fruits, antique shops, certain girls at his school, Mrs. Beger the evil substitute teacher, Key Lime Pie, Pink (singer and color).
Pet Peeves: Interrupting, being taught, having to go to bed, Transformers being on earlier.
Likes: Transformers, Zoids,
Dislikes: Kathryn, Kathryn's friends, Mom, Ashley, everyone that isn't his "friend".
Enjoys: Long afternoons of Transformers, Eating, Holding the Guinea Pig, Various Transformers (especially "Overload"),
Lifetime Goals: To live together in holy matrimony with Zlata Dervisbegovic.
Secret Aspirations: none, because he doesn't even know what an "aspiration" is.
Favorite posession: Dunmore (a guinea pig)
Least Favorite Posession/biggest waste of money: Strut the Beanie Baby (also known as "Chickity Chicken")
Happiest moment: The day he got Dunmore.
Least-happy moment: Meet-The-Teacher Night, 2002.
Favorite Color: black