| An interesting question was posed to me after a friend viewed this page. The query was as to my reasons for making this page. There are a few reasons. 1. I didn't think there was enough bullshit on the web or my livejournal as it was. 2. Mr. R_____'s pictures could better offend people with mass media. 3. This is all a ploy to get AoChicks. 4. I strive for personal validation in the forms of emails stating "LoLz UR PAGE RULZ!" 5. Everyone (by which I mean Jae and Faith) has cool pages. |
| Rants, Part Two Many people who have their own personal webpages include poetry, whether their own or inspiring works written by others, and plagarized appropriately. In accordance with this trend (since I'm only trying to be popular here), I will submit a haiku I have composed. May it please all who read it. "It's All in God's Hands Now" by: The Esteemed Warrior-Poet Seth, featuring that singer from Melt-Banana With immense lexicon, Bad Religion enhances Vocabularies Hopefully you find this poem as edifying as I did after I wrote it. Rants, Part The Third Why even bother trying to procreate? It's not as if most people's genes are good enough to get passed on to the next generation. Instead of putting effort into abstinence and sex education programs, we should just convince the youth that sex isn't hip. After all, your parents were into it, how cool could it be? With the money that we'll save afterwards, we can put efforts into cloning ancient vikings or some crap, anything that would create a new race of human that's more interesting than the current one. |