| Behind the Plutocrat |
| Although these statistics aren't really vital, I have included them as a sort of "turn-ons" and "turn-offs" section seen in many vulgar publications. The difference here is that these facts will actually be read by people, and hopefully not the sweatpants-wearing self-gratifiers that generally view naughty magazines. To increase intellectual growth and decrease the possibility of arousal, I have included this photo of a statue. |
| Stuff About Me: Never leaves the house without at least three members of the Swiss Guard. Once drank Ted Kennedy under the table on a bet. Enjoys telling kids at parties that he invented the Animaniacs, and they're symbols for a hernia. The Forces of Light: The 3200 drug referenceson this page, most recently where I refer to Cuba Gooding Jr. as a "raging G-Tard"...G as in GHB. Not being on makeoutclub. Late night shifts at the booze factory. The Side of Darkness: Almost sideswiping an audi today. Gettin my gold rims jacked. When people get all up in my grill and then complain about the smell of the platinum. Sweaty guys at the hardcore shows who want to douse me in their manly perfume. For that matter, pretty much every guy at hardcore shows. Soundtrack to the Insanity: Plutocracy. No Less. Gasp. Wadge. Cattle Decapitation. Praparation H. Deadbodieseverywhere. Cryptopsy. Spazz. Lack of Interest. Black Army Jacket. Noothgrush. Word Salad. They Live. Circle of Dead Children. The Swarm. His Hero Is Gone. Tragedy. Blind Guardian. Vintersorg. Borknagar. Bathory. Stormlord. Miles Davis. Avenged Sevenfold. Candiria. Walls of Jericho. Enemy Soil. NOFX. Pennywise. Lagwagon. Descendents. Dystopia. Benumb. |
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