The Tale Of Dennis
This is the tale of Dennis.
Of His upbringing and rise to power,
It is also the only True account of how he came of his full title.
Do not accept any imposters of the tale
or listen to those who would attempt to claim his power as their own.
For Dennis is powerful beyond any mortal imaginings,
and to trifle with powers such as his would be folly.
The Beginning
I found Dennis lost and broken upon the great stairs in the land then still
known as "JamieandGord's", I know not how he came to be their or what
had happened to the rest of his pack, I know only he was close to the stroke of death.
I took pity upon his thin figure and pale colour, seeing his discovery a sign
of greater things to come.
The Naming
Twas great chance I had just before come across a great item,
known in the language of old as a "Pencil".
I then sought out another of my circle to assist,
as I knew his naming was not within my power alone.
We held a council upon the great stair, just before it returns west
and passes "Stickykitchen", under the ever gaping maw of "Krusty".
Twas there I gave him the name; Dennis, and the first part of his title.
Twas there also that the other, known to some as "Angie",
did bestow upon him the final part of his title.
I did then take the great Pencil and
inscribed into his very flesh his full name and title,
so that all who meet him shall know the full extent of his power,
and he shall fear none but the great "Strikingcard",
for it is within him that his power originates.
But they should not fear each other,
each should look on the other as a brother,
for together they are more powerful than either alone.
And it is said in quiet circles that in a time of great
need they will come together and save this land from peril.
But that is for another time.
His full name took up all four sides of his, even now,
more empowered form.
Read, in order, the four sides each declared;
Dennis The
Heretical Match
Of Destiny And
Fortitude
That is how he came of his name, and even now he still travels with me,
I feel his power beside mine and know he is a great ally.
In times of hardship his strength assists me in
places I would have failed alone.
His power joins with my own and any near him to
become an unconquerable force,
With the aid of Dennis none should be feared.