I was born in the wagon of a traveling show.
My momma used to dance for the money they'd throw.... oh wait. That was Cher.
ANYWAY..
I am Kevin, the man, the myth, the bass player, the webmaster, the quarter pounder, the quarter pounder with cheese, the Swingline Stapler, the Swami mommy, the used furniture salesman, the dance instructor, the Sargent General, the snack cake, the hole puncher, the newspaper vendor, the private investigator, the sandblaster, the allergin specialist, the small fries and a coke, the LEGEND! |
