WRESTLING QUOTES

"Since you call yourself the Nature Boy, that (raises) a question I've always wanted to ask you: What exactly is a "nature boy"? Do you like nature? Do you like boys?" -Steve Austin to Ric Flair

"We take what we want and after we take Lex Luger and the Giant, we want the GOOOOOOLD Sucka!  Hulk Hogan!  We comin for you nigga!"  - Booker T.

"I'm Joel "Harder than the tree that killed Sonny Bono" Gertner" -Joel Gertner 

I'm Joel "Just like A Rubix Cube, The More You Play With it, The Harder it gets" Gertner -Joel Gertner

"Dusty Rhodes spends a lot of time in the gym to stay in top physical condition." -Lord Alfred Hayes, 1990>

"And there he is, kissing the queen of the Weight Watchers." -Bobby Heenan on Roddy Piper hugging a heavy set female fan

Bobby Heenan & Gorilla Monsoon on Tito Santana:
Heenan: "Did you know Tito holds a place in Guiness' Book of World Records?"
Monsoon: "Yeah? For what?"
Heenan: "He picked 1,600 heads of lettuce in 1/2 an hour."
Monsoon: "Will you stop..."

Bobby Heenan on the Ultimate Warrior: "This guy makes coffee nervous."

"Missy is really a man. She's a cross dresser. She hangs out with Sammartino. They shave each other's back." -Paul Heyman

"Nature Boy, what's that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?" -Roddy Piper on Ric Flair's nickname

"I'll put a cowboy boot up your ass if you don't shut up!" -Jim Ross to Michael Cole During Ross's short heel turn.

"I look real good and feel even better, I make a burlap sack look like a cashmere sweater." -"Ravishing" Rick Rude

"You know Joey? Francine can't wrestle a lick, but you ought to see her box!" -Rick Rude doing color commentary for ECW

Gene Okerlund: "What's on your mind, Macho Man?"
Randy Savage: "Oooh, I'm thinkin' yeah....thinkin' about THINKIN' YEAH”

"Many people view eating as a source of enjoyment. I don't eat for enjoyment. I eat to fuel my body." -Lance Storm

"There are a lot of "bi" things I am, but bilingual's not one of them" -Triple H