THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR

"And another thing is that young people should have both manners and respect for their elders, especially when they are deserving of it. I am."

“Masturbate at home!”

"Queering don't make the world work"

"The best I can say about you is that you remind of a sodomized Ned Beatty squealing like a pig in Deliverance."

"Vince, the only time I could ever touch you would be if you were on fire.  It would be too hard for me to resist pissing on you."