TOM MURPHY

"Don't suck on it like a nipple!"

"God dammit! Get on the fuckin ball!"

"He’s just so big I can't take him off the field!"

“How’s it feel to get your ass kicked by a Class B team?!”

"Joe, that’s holding Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe! Joe!  Mrs. Schoenfeld said your essays were all right."

"Joe Sebaaly is a solid citizen!"

"Kalczynski, you just won yrself a job!"

"Lala la lala la la lala la, falalalala"

"That's a good job, mister.  THAT'S A VERY GOOD JOB!!!"

"What are you doing? NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!"

"What are you doing!  Your getting your dick smashed in!"

"You didn’t see me playing with the bag, ok?"

"Your an animal. No, YOUR A MONSTER!"

"Your gunna get the assistant coach's cap for asking so many great questions!"