DENNIS BECK

"Don’t be a kamikaze out there dammit!"

"Everyday can't be your first day, Whiteford."

"Gawron, I should take you out hunting, all the ducks you're throwing are bringing the geese in."

"Get the dust off your shoulders.  You have the Ceppaglia disease!"

"Hey Dubois!  Did they tinker with your medication just a lil' bit! Hu?"

"HEY FAATZ! THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN STRIKE 3 AND FOUL TIP.  STRIKE 3, FOUL TIP, STRIKE 3, FOUL TIP, STRIKE 3, FOUL TIP, STRIKE 3, FOUL TIP.  YOU SEE THERE DIFFERENT.  STRIKE 3, FOUL TIP, STRIKE 3, FOUL TIP."

"Hey Jarka!  What are you doing playing piano?"

"How about you two stop dancing and wrestle."

"If you go any slower, you’re going to get arrested for loitering."

"If you keep your hands out of your pants, it’ll grow."

"If your gay and wearing a hat, don't come to class today."

"Keep you Italian salute finger bent when you hit the ball."

"Let's do this like white people."

"Let's get this lynching underway."

"Looks like you need some training wheels."

"See this ping pong ball?  It was made in China.  Some Chinese man worked his ass off to make this.  So when this ball breaks, think of this ball as his heart.  You’re breaking some lil' Chinese man's heart."

"Strap on a set of balls and hit someone!"

"This drill sounds like a bunch of JV's!"

"What did they give out stupid pills in the cafeteria today?"

"What do you got narcolepsy?  Get up!"

"What’s the greatest band out of Texas?  ZZ Top you nimrod!"

"Ya gota piss on the ceiling!"

"You can take a break when your scholarship from Nebraska (or Iowa) comes in the mail!"

"Your name is no longer Calderelli, its Caldaveldi"

"You remind me of a Turkish twister...ever see one of those?  They just go around and around...that’s how you block for my qb."