she likes to read

i like tv

she's checking out my good friend steve

she likes a beer

i like a shot

her parents think i'm selling pot

she likes the boys in the band

she rollerblades down the strand

when i pinch her butt in public

she complains

the best years of my life washed

down the...

i like to drive

she wants to walk

she caught me jacking in my sock

i like to drink

she likes to dance

i'm drunk again

off come my pants

she likes the boys in the band

i dig the surf / she likes the sand

when i come home late she's got

that look

i'm not talkin' bout that

jordache look

for you i'd do it

just for you i'd do it

i would wash my car

get a job

odor eaters for my shoes

for you i'd do it

for you

for you

i guess our eyes

will never meet

mark, please put down

the toilet seat

she likes to kiss

i'd like to fuck

all her friends

think i'm a schmuck

she did the boys in the band

i guess i'll be a single man

i used to want to sleep in

she'd complain

the best years of my life washed

down the drain

i'll wash my car

get a job

odor eaters for my shoes

i'll recycle all my beer cans

like i promised i would do

i will cancel my subscriptions

to juggs and beaver hunt

just for you i'll do it

just for you - for you