This is a simple list type fic about what the guys do in their private times, featuring me. It is not like my other fan fictions. This one might not be up to the standards. Sheesh! My teacher told me that in a test today, Bad marks, I hate Wuthering Heights.
As I go down the hall of Quatre�s great mansion, everything was too peaceful and
serene. I hoped to see a Solitary dragon chasing the God of death. But there was
nothing, everything was deserted. There wasn�t even a loud annoying
HHHHEEEERRROOOO. So I decided to check the guys in their rooms.
DUO MAXWELL
Duo is reading Advanced Physics in his room with keen interest,
�Cool, I like this stuff! Using your brain isn�t as bad as I thought it would
be. Maybe I should do a bit more of that additional mathematics�
On his shelf I see the following books hidden behind his comics and junk
Advanced chemistry
Pacific physics
GCE A level chemistry
Advanced Mathematics: a pure course
And Mathematics syllabus D book 1,2,3,4.
Author: You like Math�s? O.O*
Duo: Yeah it�s fun; I really like the Quadratic graph stuff in book 2.
Author: I hate maths! -_-*
Okay that was scary. (A/N I hope this is going good as I saw my brother doing
physics, which is not his favorite subject)
Quatre Raberba Winner
Author: Hey Quatre what are you doing?
I open the door, and loud music flies out. The force slams me to the wall.
Quatre is holding a vacuum cleaner, pretending it was an electric guitar, and
listening to ear defining rock music.
Author (flabbergasted): QUATRE YOU LISTEN TO DEF LEOPARD!!!!!
Quatre singing out loud �YOU COULD HAVE A CHANGE OF HEART, IF ONLY YOU WOULD
CHANGE YOUR MIND, INSTEAD OF SLAMING DOWN THE PHONE GIRL, FOR THE HUNDREDTH
TIME, WITHOUT YOU ONE NIGHT ALONEE,�
I closed the door to prevent further damage to my ears. Quatre had reached, I
estimated, about 100 decibels. I feared what might be happening in the next
room,
CHANG WUFEI
�And one, and two, and three� Came an unknown voice from inside. It was a
female�s voice. I opened the door just a little teensy weensy bit. And what a
sight I see!!!!!. I run to get Duo�s camcorder and Trowa�s camera. It was a
beautiful scene. I carefully put the camcorder at such an angle that I could get
a good picture. Trowa�s camera didn�t have a flash but the day was bright, so I
took the pictures very stealthily. �Okay� I thought �Ten minutes are over and
now to embarrass�.
(A/N Am �I building any suspense?)
�WUFEI I NEVER KNEW YOU LIKED BEING AN ONNA!!!!!� I cried bursting into the
room. Wufei had been doing ballet in a pink fluffy, puffy TuTu (or whatever it�s
called) Dress.
�INJUSTICE, YOU HAVE INVADED THE PRIVACY OF THE SOLITARY ONNA!!!!!!!!!!����uh�I
mean�..DRAGON!� (:D) the onna�I mean Wufei cried (-_-). I ran out (with the
camcorder) at full speed with collective vases and swords being thrown at me.
Okay this might not be funny as I didn�t know what to make him do
TROWA BARTON
I slammed into Trowa�s room�s door, unknown what I was doing I opened the door
to see Trowa blow drying his hair and singing a�Rap song?
Trowa was singing Billy Joel�s �We didn�t start the fire�
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
Rosenberg�s, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye"
Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye
CHORUS
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
I closed the door stunned. I never knew he could speak so much. The last one
left, my previous experience wanted me to leave the perfect soldier alone, still
I was damn curious.
�Mission accepted� I said grinning to myself.
Final subject: HEERO YUY �THE PERFECT SOLDIER�
I went inside his room to see no one there. I thought he must be with his
Gundam, but then I got a whiff of rose scented bubble bath, and Music, childish
music. The bathroom door was ajar; Heero�s shirt and spandex was on the bed.
�Finally he took off that spandex� I murmured.
I went over to his laptop which was on standby, and I saw that he was playing
�SONIC THE HEDGEHOG: CD�
�This is interesting� I said
I took a peep in the bathroom and surprise! Surprise! The perfect soldier is
wearing his boxer�s and those goggles attached to a rod type thingy, I think it
is called a snorkel (someone tell me what it�s called), and holding a rubber
�ducky�. The music was sesame street song�Rubber ducky� and he was singing it.
�I love Mr. Rubber Ducky, (squeak, squeak), Oh yes Mr. Rubber Ducky (squeak,
squeak)�
Bubbles of pretty colors were floating around, he didn�t know I was recording
the whole scene; If I am not mistaken he was also wearing red and white
flippers: which gave me deja� vu, and flapping them around. His hair stood up,
as if he were electrocuted, giving him the impression of a Hedgehog. I caught a
glimpse of his boxer�s, they were bright blue and he was wearing white gloves.
�Oh my God� I said �Lord help us all!� Heero was pretending to be Sonic.
I was itching to do something, placing the camcorder somewhere safe I let it all
out
�HAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH�
I was rolling on the floor. Heero sat up straight, allowing me to see his
boxer�s completely. They had a pretty pattern of Sonic, knuckles and tails.
�OMAE O KOROSU� He cried with rage
�OHH IM SO SCARED! WHATCHA GONNA DO! THROW THE DUCK AT ME� I said mockingly.
�Just wait till Relena sees this movie, HAHAHA, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED�
The next thing I knew was running out with the camcorder and handed it to Duo,
for safe keeping, who went in to watch the movie. I never ran so fast, probably
as fast as Sonic. And right now I�m suffering from a bad case of sour muscles.
Never again I�ll do anything like this again.
(-_-)!
Okay so that was pretty messed up. Reviews and suggestions wanted.
