Raven: Just bored didn’t know what to do! The song “Staying Alive” gave me the idea for the title!
Duo: I wonder what fate awaits us this time.
J.A: Can't you tell by the title.
 
Disclaimer: You lawyers have the most brain dead job ever! I don’t own anything! Nyah! Nyah! You can’t sue me! *sticks out tongue*
 
 
Ah Ah Ah Ah Stayin Insane! Stayin Insane
 
***
Duo and Duet are messaging on each others mobile phone
Duet: Hey! How are you!
Duo: fine
Duet: Do u know y Fei’s locked up in room?
Duo: No idea!
Duet: He’s cross dressing!
Duo *from across the room*: NO WAY!!
***
Duo is standing in a cool position
Duet: Hello nut-case
Raven: What in the world are you doing!
Duo: Get lost squirts! I’m practicing being nonchalant.
Raven and Duet: -__-!
***
Heero *READING WUTHERING HEIGHTS*
Duo: HEY! EVERYBODY HEERO’S READING A LOVE STORY!
Heero *insert the world’s most scariest glares ever seen*
(A/N: I have no idea what made me write that! Sorry!)
***
Duo is sitting in front of a typewriter
Duo *thinking*: Beware world! I’m one inspired guy! I’m going to write a novel! Maybe a biography! *deep thinking*
Duo *still thinking*: What to write! Short story! Children books maybe!
Duet: What are you writing?
Duo *glares*: Grocery list!
***
Duet: Duo wake up!
Duo: *doesn’t even stir*
Duet: Duo?
Duo: *no movement*
Duet: Duo? *shakes him a bit*
Duo *no movement*
Duet *thinking he’s dead*: DUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Duo: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
***
Duo *ice pack on one eye*: Honestly Duet you think the God of Death was dead! And what was the purpose of hitting me.
Duet: YOU COULD HAVE GROANED! YOU BAKA YOU SCARED THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUTTA ME!
Heero *in the bathroom is laughing so hard and is leaning on the sink that it breaks*
***
Raven: Ok whose turn is it wake up Duo!
Duet: I’m not going *crosses arms*
Heero: No way! I’d rather eat a cockroach!
Others: O_O!!!
Heero: WHATT!!!
*****
Trowa: What about you Quatre, you haven’t gone yet.
Quatre (thinks for a while) *goes to the bathroom and fills the tub with water, comes back and goes into the kitchen, opens a packet of Doritos and goes to Duo’s room*
Duo: Hmm! Doritos *starts to sleep walk after the smell of Doritos*
Quatre *Duo is behind him leaning on his back, goes in the bathroom a loud splash is heard*
Quatre *coming back*: He has a keen sense of smell
Everyone: Why didn’t we think of that!
Quatre: because im the smart one
Everyone: HAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***
*something scurries across the floor*
Wufei: YIII! COCKROACH! *jumps like a girl on the table*
Duo *comes along and steps on it*: Yeesh you are afraid of a cockroach
*Dorothy’s head pops up from somewhere*: HELLO!
Duo: AHHH! COCKROACH! *runs away as if bats from hell were chasing him*
***
Duet *shouting at the G-boys*: I’m FED UP! I’VE HAD IT WITH YOU GUYS! I AM FORCED TO SPEND THE WHOLE DAY CLEANING, WASHING AND COOKING. AND YOU SPEND YOUR WEEK HAVING FUN! *death glares* what does that tell you.
G-boys *simultaneously*: Men have more fun than women
KAHPOW!!!!!!!!!!
Trowa badly beaten up with the rest of the guys: I think that wasn’t the correct answer!
Wufei *slammed against the wall face-wards*: Excellent analysis Barton!
***
Duo *to Duet*: You see Duet, the earth would have been destroyed if it weren't for SHINIGAMI!"
Duet: Duo...?
Duo: THE ALMIGHTY GOD OF DEATH CAME BACK FROM HELL TO WREAK HAVOC ON THE WORLD!!!
Duet: Duo...?
Duo *still in dreamland*: And if it weren't for Shinigami and Deathscythe, the world would have ended in a big explosion. There would have been nothing left, except the wonderful darkness of death and evilness! So all bow down to Shinigami! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! *shouted Duo as he turned chibi and started slicing all the tables in the room with his chibi-scythe*
Duo: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Duet: Duo…?
***
Duo is making a commotion while Raven studies for history test and drinks coffee
Raven: Study! Study! Study! Study!
Duo *singing some sesame street song*
Wufei: BAKA! SHUT UP!
 Raven *caffeine begins to over power*: Losing concentration!
Duo: Wufei I didn’t know you cross dressed!
*Duet and Duo have BIG grins on face*
Wufei: YOU LIE!!
Raven *cracks, finally*: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DESTROY EVIL BOOK OF HISTORY! FAIL TEST! MWAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH! DESTROY THE COLONIES!!!HAHAHAHA *cough hack*HAHAHHAHA
Trowa: Should we be scared.
 Heero: Figures, she’s the authoress, and controls our lives in her fanfic. Now that she’s crack, I guess, Yeah!
The guys: Oh shit!
***
Heero *head on the kitchen counter*: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Duo *looks at him, light bulb appears and flickers, then shines, takes out ice cubes*
Heero *in dream killing Relena when*: YOWOWOWOOWOWOW! COLD!
***
Heero still sleepy, puts hands in pocket and pulls out a detonation device
Raven: Heero! What is that for?
Heero: Dunno! *presses it, far away Relena’s pink car bursts into flames*
Heero *blinks*: So that’s what it was for!
 
***
Trowa is walking, slips on a banana peel in the kitchen and bangs dig into the marble counter. He tries to pull his bangs out but fails. Heero, Duo and everyone are shocked.
Trowa: Too much hair gel!
***
Duet is painting and Wufei comes to look at her abstract art work!
Wufei: Onna! What kind of crap is this! *looking at one painting*
Duet: That’s your reflection from the mirror you’re standing in front off
***
Wufei *has a black eye*
Quatre: What happened to you?
Wufei: I ran into…something terrible!
Duo: *Comes in* and it gave you a black eye?
Wufei: -.-!
Duet *comes barging in and shows her fist to Wufei*: Next time you try to get fresh with me; I’ll rip your petite Chinese head off.
Quatre and Duo: O_O! *literally*
***
Duo: I can’t believe it! Of all the people! Wufei!
Heero: Hnn
Wufei: I WAS BRIBED BY THAT UNI BANGED BAKA THERE! *pointing to that uni-banged baka there*
Trowa *shows all 32 teeth*
***
Heero and Duo are sharing a bed in a bitter cold winter (A/N: NO HENTAI)
Heero: Duo move over you’re cold!
Duo: Well it’s not my fault I’m cold, you’ve got the entire blanket! *pulls blanket on his side*
Heero *through chattering teeth*: Duo! GIVE IT BACK! *Tries to snatch blankets*
Duo: Come and get it you perfect dickhead
Heero: Coming at ya fuzz brain!
After a while from the vicious fight………
Duo: Open the windows and turn on the fan! It’s toasting in here
Heero *on floor head wards*: Hnn!
***
Heero *in the middle of a fight with mobile dolls in space, sweating like hell*: Damn! I really need to go to the bathroom.
***
Master card!
Trowa’s hair gel $10.00
Quatre’s violin $50.00
Heero’s gun $1.00
 Walking in on a picture of Heero in boxers and trying to hide him with a newspaper- priceless, for everything else! There’s master card.
***
Duo is playing chess with Wufei
Wufei: Weakling you can’t defeat me!
Duo: oh yeah!
 
Three days later still in front of the chess board
Wufei: Give up now
Duo *has a bloodshot eye due to lack of sleep*: Never
***
Heero: Duo you’ve been sitting in front of that chess board for a week now.
Duo *in a sinister voice*: Never!
***
Wufei: That’s it Maxwell play on your own *leaves room*
Duo: Knight to the right and…check mate!
Everyone: WHAT!!!
***
Duo is sitting on the net with Duet in a net café
Duet: Duo! Our time is up! We have to go!
Duo: FIVE MINUTES LEFT! THE DAMN MAIL WON’T OPEN!
Duet: Correction four minutes.
Duo *going crazy*: Someone stop the time! It’s a very important mail.
Duet: Duo! You can’t stop time.
Duo: Oh no! *shoots the clock* what do you say to that! *triumph smile*
Duet: o_0
***
*Heero is being bugged by a mosquito*
Mosquito: BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
*Heero takes out gun and shoots at it*
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (it gets evil) BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Heero: DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! (Keeps on shooting until his room looks like Swiss cheese)
******
Quatre: -_-! *takes out mosquito killer spray, mosquito drops dead*
Lesson of the day: The spray is mightier than the gun! And Heero has to fix the HOLES, or risk being massacred by a Zero-crazed Quatre
***
Duo is playing Final Fantasy 7 *the part where Sephiroth leaves a jenova creature for cloud to deal with*: It’s now or never! I will defeat the enemy this time.
Wufei: Weakling can’t even destroy an artificial enemy on the ancient play station!
Quatre: Ancient????
Trowa: Quatre! It’s been here for three years, why else do you think Duo never lets anyone go over the wires and has those props up!
Quatre: I thought it was decoration!
Trowa: T__T
***
Duet *reading FF7 strategy guide*: Okay this is Jenova- LIFE, equip cloud with Water Ring because her attacks are all water based
*Wufei attempt to cross by jumping over wire*
Duo: DON’T YOU DARE STEP OVER THOSE WIRES, IT THE GAME RESTARTS I’LL KILL YOU. I must concentrate.
Trowa *yelling*: DUO WHERE IS MY HAIR GEL.
Heero *yelling*: DUO YOU IDIOT IF I DONT GET MY GUN BACK IN FIVE MINUTES I’LL KILL YOU.
Quatre: DUO WHERE IS MY VIOLIN!
Duet: Say Duo have you seen my mobile phone???
Duo *is trying hard to concentrate on the game*
Everyone: DUO!!!!!!!!!
***
Later everyone is on gags and are taped to the wall, Duo is still playing hard.
Duo: YAY!! I DEFEATED THE ENEMY!!! I AM THE ULTIMATE PLAYER BWAHAHAHA *starts jumping around happily at his long last success, suddenly the lights go off*
Wufei *a muffled*: Ha! Ha
Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Duet: Did you save the game?
Duo: No! Oh NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
***
Quatre: *gardening with the other’s* Hello pretty flower! (Looks over to Heero who is staring hard at a flower) Heero you ok?
Heero: (still looking at flower as if it is evil)
Trowa: Pathetic people! (Shakes head)
***
Duo *looks at pretty flower*: Aww the widdle flower wants water!
Duo: HA! HA! You are under my control flower! Why? Because I have the water. Your life is in my hands! HAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!! BOW DOWN BEFORE SHINIGAMI!!!!!!
*BOOM! CRACK! Starts to rain*
Duo: -___-! Spoil sports!
***
*Wufei hates society, especially…*
Mary: Hi! I’m Mary! I’m a worker here! How may I help you?
Wufei: WEAK ONNA! STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!
Mary: Do you hate other females??
Wufei: Yes. WEAKLING!!!
Mary: Well, why?
Wufei: Because...
Mary: Awww...did your true love die?"
Wufei: NAAAAATTTTTAAAAAAKKKKKUUUU!!!! *and Wufei burst out crying, just like that*
***
Raven: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!! DESTROY THE COLONIES!! TAKE OVER THE EARTH!!!!!!!
Duo: She still hasn’t got over her caffeine
Heero: Guess we’ll have to end this fic then.
Trowa: Whose gonna restrain her
Wufei: Weak Onna!
(Flying mallet comes from nowhere)
Wufei: X_X
Quatre: We’ll be safe until she discovers Zero.
Raven: ACK!! I’m HALLUCINATING!! SOO MANY HISTORY PAPERS!!
Duo: Oh yeah! Now were in trouble.

 *continuation of this incident in When the authoress loses it*





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